Rank them

Rank them.

Holland > Tobey > Spider-man in elsa video > 5 year old kid in Halloween costume > Andrew

Holland is just such a twink jesus christ

I don't mind Spider Man being slim and short, it's just they took a guy with literally NO BALLS

holland>tobey>andrew

pizza time

Holland > Seabiscuit > Giraffeneck

I'm not paying for these.

>Spider-man in elsa video
harsh

Garfield >= Holland >>>>>>>>>>>>> kid in Halloween costume >>>>>>>> Maguire

Aren't those videos trying to brainwash kids or something?

Holland feels so different than the other two.

Holland > Garfield > Tobey

Nicholas Hammond > all.

Holland > Tobey > Garfield

Holland is like a needle in the haystack.

Tobey=Tom>Andrew

Tobey >>> Holland >>>> Andrew

Give them fetishes so depraved it'll make Sup Forums look like a PTA meeting

Original trilogy with Tobey was the best, but he wasn't the best actor.

>Spider Man
Holland>Andrew>Tobey

>Peter Parker
Holland>Tobey>Andrew

Tobey>Tom. Never saw ASM so I can't judge Andrew.

At least he wasn't Tony's bitch boy.

by sexually appealing?
GARFIELD, GARFIELD, GARFIELD

Fuck. Wonder if /x/ is still figuring that out.

Did you know that boners work the same way as spider-legs? The reason spiders curl up when they're killed is because the way they move is by engorging their individual legs with blood in proper sequence, causing them to extend and withdrawing the blood to make them contract and pull the spider along.

This is accurate.

So what you're saying is that my dick is Spider-man?

I'm saying every man has a giant, hairless spider-leg for a dick. OR that spiders have 8 tiny, hairy dicks.

They DO both shoot web...

Holland > Tobey > dogshit >>>>>>>>> Andrew

Found the marvel shill

Tobey: Good Parker, Crappy Spidey
Andrew: Shitty Parker, Decent Spidey
Tom: Decent Parker, Good Spidey

Tobey > Andrew > Holland

garfield > toby > tom

what kind of ranking? kill/fuck/marry? i am not gay

...

I'm not either but I'd fuck Holland's boi pucci

Kill Toby, Fuck Holland, Marry Garfield

>Peter
Maquire>Holland>>>>>>>Woody Allen
>Spidey
Holland>Garfield>Maquire

This. Put Kid from DPiddy video before Toby though

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>For the suits
Tobey > Tom > Andrew

>For the character
Tom > Tobey > Andrew

You might want to get that checked out

Marry Holland, F Garfield, Kill Tobey

>Spiderman causes a ferry to almost sink and a plane to crash within the city
>Jameson is nowhere to be seen
What kind of Spiderman movies is this?

Tony branded Jameson as fake news

>here's tomorrow's headline "Did Spiderman almost causee another 9/11?"

Peter:
Holland > Maguire (too mopey and a push-over) > Garfield (too normie/ADD)

Spidey:
Holland > Garfield > Maguire

As movies:
Maguire > Holland > Garfield

Maguire's were great Superman movies.

Why did the Spider-Man movies abandon Jameson after Spider-Man 3? Did they just think J.K. Simmons could never be topped?

Terry Crews could replace him. Not top him, but go in a different/self-aware enough direction that it would still work.

Ultimately I think these last few movies have been too hectic to be able to want to spend time on a character that requires no special effects.

For MCU Spider-Man, Marvel doesn't want to use characters like Osbourne and Jameson because they'd have to pay Sony (I think, or there's some other Sony-related issue) to use them in other MCU movies. You couldn't use those characters in Spider-Man without using them in the larger universe.

I doubt it. They could perfectly be confined to the Spidey movies.

Osborn, maybe, but Jameson doesn't need to exist outside of Spider-Man.

Toby>Holland>Garfield
If you disagree you're underage or literally retarded.