Mfw the perfect actress for MJ exists

>mfw the perfect actress for MJ exists
>mfw when we got a living tumbler OC instead

>tumbler

Yeah ok I made a typo you still get the point

Zendaya is cuter imo

I think Katmack is a better choice.

>mfw the perfect actress for MJ exists

Who this

Who is the perfect actress for MJ? Did the chubby in your picture eat her? What part of "supermodel" people don't get?

ITT: butthurt Sup Forumsacks

>Implying he's wrong

none of them look like MJ to me
they're lacking that go-getter attitude

>Who this

Katherine McNamara.

She's not a real redhead though. But she's the same age as Holland and is practically a 10/10, like Mary Jane should be.

ITT: Sup Forums posts literally any attractive redhead they can find because they still believe acting is just looking the part

If anything you're overqualified if you actually look like the character in cape shit.

This. The acting will most likely be subpar, might as well at least look the part.

They changed her personality anyway, at least they could keep her iconic look

Why would you want that?

Because I love redeads duh

How did they change an OCs personality?

Changed in comparison to original MJ

you love bug eyed nightcrawlers?

>mfw perfect actress for MJ exists

I may be the only person on Sup Forums to feel this way but I find absolutely nothing attractive about redheads. It's actually one of the biggest turn off to me. Doesn't help that most of them have pasty, not pale but pasty, looking skin and aren't very attractive.

She too old bro.

Too old for Holland.

he's literally a homo, who cares if he gets an older mj

And she already has a prominent role in the MCU.

Actually yes

>Gamora has a Peter, so why don't I get a Peter? Come here, Peter. Pull out your cock or I will pluck it from your body!

Kek

>Mr. Stark, you gotta help me! This crazy blue lady keeps chasing after me, and I'm really, really scared, oh God, I can see her now!
>Peter! Present yourself so we can perform the "straight shota"!

No guys I found the perfect MJ.

>take blonde Kirsten Dunst
>dye her red and call her MJ

>take redhead Emma Stone
>dye her blonde and call her Gwen

What did they mean by this?

>practically a 10/10
I see hotter chicks than her every time I walk out the door.

>take redhead Emma Stone
>dye her blonde and call her Gwen

But Stone's actually a natural blonde though.


HOWEVER, pic related.

>take redhead Bryce Dallas Howard
>dye her hair blonde and call her Gwen

>practically a 10/10
>those thighs

from what I'm seeing I'd bet on her having a concave ass

She's over. Also she's dating some rapist now.

mommy MJ

>rapist

What?

I unironically shipped her with Castle.

Could work?

Cry harder for no goddamned reason.

Mary-Jane Watson is a bland and boring character

blue ladies*

She could've worked had she not fucked herself up with plastic surgery and drugs. Too busted/damaged goods.

that Cink lady from Marvel

>stop posting opinions concerning this boards topic

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Zendaya did a shit job though

But we already had Kirsten Dunst.

Who, as I recall, hated her character and also believed spiderman should die as a plot twist.

>>Katherine McNamara.
>mara.
Nice.

>thighs
>ass
MJ shouldn't be cast to appeal to nigger tastes, user.

mah nigga

Is he?

>white people only like the kind of ass you could mistake for a prepubescent boy

oh Sup Forums, you mixed-up crazy kids

samantha rone

If anyone wants to watch a mary jane movie, theres like three of them already. go enjoy, idiots.

>because they still believe acting is just looking the part
Well, Zendaya cannot act and she certainly doesn't look the part. So at least we get one of those right with having a redhead.

>we need to fill the role of MJ, a character known for being a hot red head
>what about that girl from step it up?
>bella thorne?
>no the one that doesn't look like the character at all

>did not see the movie

She's Michelle Jones, not Mary Jane Watson.

It's like getting upset that Jessica Jones was a Daily Bugle staffer who wasn't also Jonah Jameson. Give it up, user. There's plenty of better things to be mad about in the world. The size of your micropenis. The fly that laid eggs on those pizza rolls you ate anyway, choking them down with a feeling of physical revulsion that continued to rise inside you every time you ate pizza rolls since then. All the hours you've wasted thinking about how people who are more successful at 21 than you'll ever be wouldn't fuck you with your mom's vagina because you're such an awkward shitposting retard with no social or critical thinking skills at all. The way your dog smells so bad but you know you don't have the heart to fall in love with another puppy and you can't put the old dude down because it's the only thing in the world that cares about your well-being.

Characters being switched out of movies *leaving future movies open to interpret them without a reboot* is not something you should be getting mad about. It's not good for your blood pressure, user, and you know you don't stay /fit/ enough. Sure you try, but it's hard, and it's so much easier to stay on Sup Forums shouting nothing about nothing than to have a real life, and every day that goes by it gets that much easier to stay. When you're dead, they'll find your browser history was nothing but pornhub and Sup Forums, and there you'll be, laid out in front of the machine that became your secret lover and sole companion after your dog died, dick in tweezers, dead of a cholesterol-induced aneurysm.

She's not Mary Jane. Be happy about the possibilities that leaves, if you can't be happy about the new character at all.

>There's plenty of better things to be mad about in the world

Yeah like some 5'3" poo-in-loo cast as Flash Thompson

Thanks Disneybot the cast was shit just to pandering Tumblr BLM and reddit, I enjoy the movie and I expect that kind of shit because nowadays is in all the movies and will be even worse next years
>why no beaners in Thor?
>Why no fat girls in Superhero movies
>That movie about the US CIvil War need more Asians
etc...
Is fucked and piss me off, sorry if to point that shit bothers you

At least you're being objective in your complaint.

Go take that doggo for a walk, user. Clear your head.

What is it with incest lately? Like half of new porn is all incest stuff.

she is really cute

>Too old for Holland.
Liz actress is 29

Fantastic reactions

>Implying Zendaya can act
>Implying acting is essential in capeshit

Her as MJ? She's not super model pretty.

those eyes aren't human

>mfw the perfect Mary Jane casting exists

Millennials are feeling existential dread due to the poor upward mobility in jobs, and housing being priced out of the reach of the average stagnant wage. This causes a subconscious desire, and perhaps even an overt one, to return to the safety of adolescence. Hence more porn where Mommy and Daddy can take care of their most primal of needs and make them feel safe.

She did have more chemistry with Fillion than Stana did.

>All that passive aggressive anger
Damn, user. You sure showed him by taking time out of your busy and fulfilling live to admonish him for caring about bad casting choices.

Oh boy. a boring white girl who's only connecting attribute to Mary Jane is they have red hair.

Look, Black MJ might have been tumblr-teen extraordinaire but at least she made a lasting impression.

I don't know which of the 50 writers on this movie decided to chicken out and not make her Mary Jane (but it was probably one of the Sony writers) but they should have committed.

Sorry that the majority of audiences didn't connect to your overlords pc casting, mouseshill.

A negative impression. I don't know who came up with that bright idea, but for once I wouldn't mind a lynching.

A lasting impression in that she was just some tolken negress tossed into the story to make the cast more "diverse" and to push a race mixing agenda?

She will be fucking forgotten in a year.

I'm sure two young fit Brits who never go anywhere without each other is very common. Nothing gay with sleeping shirtless with your best bro and cuddling each other watching a movie. Nope, nothing gay there.

Fixed ur mistake OP

>mfw they got the perfect actress for Gwen
>mfw she was wasted on the Amazing movies

Better for Felicia.

>a boring white girl who's only connecting attribute to Mary Jane is they have red hair.

And that they're very attractive, which are the two most important characteristics about Mary Jane Watson.

>Black MJ might have been tumblr-teen extraordinaire but at least she made a lasting impression.
Only by being negatively received. If people weren't so offended, she'd be completely forgettable. Which is probably why Marvel Studios will pull the plug on the character in future films. They realized it was a bad idea and will act accordingly. Probably why she was so little in the movie to begin with.

>no visible dimples

Get this ugly bitch out of here

>The perfect Felicia Hardy
>cast her as Gwen Stacy
I was more annoyed by this

Maybe if they were making a Final Fight movie and casting for Poison

I'm sorry, user. But Bryce was for Mary Jane.

Sorry so many people here have such spicy opinions, chief. Maybe try out Twitter.

>this much autismo salt nearly a week after release

How many tens of millions will this piece of shit have to make before the shitposting stops?

Also,

>bbb-but MUH CHARACTER ACCURACY

Which is why there are daily threads bitching about how they turned Aunt May into a hip urban italian MILF whose only defining qualities are being hot and being sexy, right?

Michelle isn't Mary Jane. Also, having the same hair color isn't how casting works.

>Majority of Audiances
You mean you and all they friends you have on Sup Forums?
>Mouseshill
Yeah, ok.

>Lynching
The more you say shit like that, the more diversity's gonna get shoved in your face.

>Tolken Negress
I don't think I remember that part of the Hobbit?
>Race Mixing
Well we can't all be inbreed hicks like you, Skeeter.

>Red Hair and vary Attractive = Most important
Well I can't argue with such character depth. It's a real shame they even hired a living person to be MJ they could have just had a white blow up doll in a red wig play the part.
>Marvel will pull the plug on her
Maybe, I don't know what the future holds, sometimes characters don't pan out. I for one would like to see this character more. Like I said before the Writers probably chickened out when they heard cucks like you reeeeeing about how she was a black.

As always It been an education on just how shallow and stupid the climate of Sup Forums is.

Why is it that whenever someone uses the phrase "I for one", I know their opinion is going to be bullshit?

If Sup Forums is so stupid and shallow why are you here you enlightened being?

As opposed to a boring black girl whose only connection to MJ is??

>tfw you have never seen such potent projection.

Who hurt you, user? It's okay to cry, and things can get better. Don't let the pain consume you.

Great choice, she has very nice forearm hair.

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She's just as hot here:
as she is here: