Hello... Trump

>hello... Trump
>you had two scoops when everyone else got one, never realizing it was her turn
>now experience three scoops of pain
>I have frozen your small hands to a large tub of Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" icecream
>You must free your hands and sign your resignation with the pen I have hidden in your chest
>If you do not complete this within 1 minute the bear trap I have attached to your small penis will close shut and kill you
>let the games begin

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kek

sick and disgusting... wow...

this is a shit meme, kys

kek

...

It's really not though. If Colbert wasn't so obsessed with Trump, this meme wouldn't exist.

Dr*mpf detected.

Seething

stop it reddit

kys

kek

>kys
Spotted the redditor.

based

...

>Spotted the redditor.
found the redditor

TOP LUL XDDDD

reddit

t. reddit

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>found the redditor
Acquired the redditor

t. reddit et al

Not based

kek

back to redit reditors

jej

lmao

Pic related

This is unironically one of the best threads I've seen on Sup Forums in a while.

reddit

mfw

Good job op

hellllooooo reddit!

Hello

reddit

Include me in the screencap xD

kek

...

>hello... Trump

no more (You)'s

...

Just you fucking wait OP. You're going to get it. You, the jews, the niggers, all of the people that used to shove me in a locker in high school and fart on me, ALL OF YOU! Any fucking day now, it's going to happen. Guys like me, we're going to be the ones in charge. All of the women who told me I was ugly or just outright laughed at me, those fucking coalburners, are going to be crawling back to white guys like me. People are finally waking up. Just you wait and see. Delete this fucking post and repeat after me! 7 more years!

youtube.com/watch?v=6Joyz_qyLYA

And heelllllooo 9gag

DURRRRRRRRRRRR

>hello...drumpf!

>conservatives aren’t funn-
Okay now this has potential

Hello SomethingAwful

>DRUMPFTY DRUMPFTY SAT ON THE WALL
>MEXICO MUST PAY FOR IT ALL
>"You have your wall, Trump, but there's just one small thing, besides your hands."
>the audience laughs
>"Unless you can produce your tax returns in 30 minutes you will be part of the wall as concrete covers the tube you're in."
>black guy in the back shouts "oh dayum!" and hits a key on the piano
"The good news is that no one would want to climb such an ugly wall. The bad news... there is no bad news drumpf because you'll be dead!!!!"
>audience laughs and then cheers
>"Stick around! Coming up next is Ryan Gosling!"

You know, It's too bad SNL isn't this funny anymore.

Congrats, OP. You succeeded in making me laugh and brought Sup Forums down a notch.