If he allegedly eats 60 eggs a day just for breakfast alone, how is Gaston still so ripped for starters

If he allegedly eats 60 eggs a day just for breakfast alone, how is Gaston still so ripped for starters

he has the body of an olympic atlethe,you have bno idea how much those guys eat

what have you never been to Sup Forums?you have to eat big to get big

I like to think that with his death, everyone in the village can enjoy eggs again, and get the nutrition to not end up like his runty sidekick.

Well, he is roughly the size of a barge.

That's about 4000 calories in one sitting
Olympic athletes eat from 4000-8000 a day depending on their training cycle

But The real problem is that is way to many fucking eggs and it would taste like shit after egg number 20

Considering how he ate those, I don't think taste matters.

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GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG! COME ON! LEAVE YOUR HUMANITY BEHIND!

Would the shells add extra minerals?

>But The real problem is that is way to many fucking eggs and it would taste like shit after egg number 20
Not if you eat them all at once

it'd probably give you constipation

Aside from the eggs tasting like shit after a while, imagine how the guy must smell. If he truly eats that many eggs, his breath should be capable of devastating entire villages.

Calcium for Sp Atk gains.

He doesn't skip leg day.

>you have to eat big to get big

this.

eggs are considered energy so he uses that energy to lift weights a lot which is how he's ripped. It could also be Disney magic

Imagine how it smells after he visits one of those reeking olde timey outhouses and leaves three gallons of egg shit.

two words my friends.
>Sulfurous
>Farts

He fell for the raw eggs meme. Humans are bad at digesting animal protein, so cooked meat and eggs are actually a lot more nutritious than raw.

i kek'd

>check on rich after years of not seeing what was up with the pianoman
>he got divorced
Not sure how I feel about this

I guess they don't call him "Gas Ton" for nothing