Team America

Why there is no movies like Team America anymore?

Whilst many people disliked this film, it still pales in comparison to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

So I don't know, I can't answer you.

It's too obscene for sensitive, precious, young, liberal cucks.

what is some other puppetkino

The MUH FEE FEES crowd won't let it. I still remember watching this at the cinema, only time I've seen someone roll off their seat and start pounding the ground.

because filming a movie with puppets is hard work.

Isn't Quentin in prison for threatening a school?

why, what was wrong with them?

The whole Durka Durka scene would be cut out.
Matt and Trey have lost the edge

From laughing too much.

More like three quarters of the movie.

>tfw still no book of mormon movie

>that post time
>those post numbers
The fuck is happening?

that poster is a time traveler

PIME TARADOX!!!!111

>Cannibal! The Musical
>Orgazmo
>South Park BLU
>Team America

>tfw Trey Parker has a literally 10/10 filmography

You forgot Baseketball

idiot

doesn't matter anymore, they made fun of trump, not funny.

What would be the story in Team America 2018?

only on tv. as far as kinography goes he has a 10/10 track record.

Matt and Trey are so talented, they have a wide range of projects from movies, to plays, to puppet skits, to cartoons, to video games. Is there literally anything they are not aware of?

it would literally be exactly the same. geopolitics have stagnated for the past ~20 years

>ywn see a second team america pissing on sjws
why live

>Cannibal! The Musical
>Orgazmo
entertaining but neither is a 10

no, he's in prison for being Swedish

Considering that Cannibal has the production value of some Ed Wood Z-series crap, it's a literal fucking 10/10. There's no way that one could make a better film given the possibilities available to them.
Same goes for Orgazmo.

You can't measure a 100k student film with a 100m hollywood production.

There are people who think like this. The second you make fun of the current president they just go insane. I Do want to see book of mormon.

IIRC they said that making a movie entirely with puppets was one of the most difficult things they have ever done and if they had to go back they wouldn't bother making the movie. I'm sure they aren't the only ones who feel this way and is why the only puppet movies are the muppets.

If you just meant the irreverent style of comedy and satire. It's because SJWs.

>he fell for the "DOOD NOBODY USES TERRORISTS IN COMEDY ANY MORE" meme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNsEWnLHmFw

My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted really told me that they are still not hard left. They showed Hillary as a puppet, and Trump as Mr. Garrison

>not being allowed to make one of the world's biggest lolcows
If it weren't for the fact that crazed right-wingers made him the face of their movement he'd be a complete laughing stock

please tell me those aren't fake.

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/260482827458592768?lang=en

>getting dating advice from the president

>the president getting emotionally invested in Twilight

Because it would make conservatives cry and we can't apparently have that.

I didn't know he was such a patrician

>the president being your wingman

He would get me some digits

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