Comics for intelligent people

comics for intelligent people

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Why do I get the feeling this was made by a far left?

how so? The far right does advocate oppressing people, just go to Sup Forums to see for yourself

L O L

BEIIBIS :DDDD

Except the horseshoe theory's entire idea is not that somehow the average college liberal is the same as a Sup Forumslack, it's that Stalinism and Fascism are virtually identical.

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it makes the far left seem reasonable, not that it makes the far right unreasonable

Gets it

Is this a fucking General now?

It's funny because it's true
Except Tumblr is worse than vampires
I wish I could go back in time 5 years and beat myself up for making fun of Reddit, if only I knew

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Must we keep having this thread?

And what if the one asking (any of) these questions is a non-white?

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Then they've internalized white supremacy, which is still white people's fault.

It quite blatantly infers that the only qualification to be considered "far left" is to think something as inoffensive as "oppression is bad".

didn't tumblr try to raid once and then Sup Forums spammed gore on tumblr as retaliation or something?

I can't tell if this is lampooning Republicans and Democrats.

Yep.

Kate Leth is cheating.

Panel 2 lampoons both, while panel 4 lampoons one republican in particular.

because we've become so jaded that anger is the only emotion we can feel now.

It was pol being pol
Tumblr tried to fight back and managed to dox themselves by being stupid or something
I don't know much about 4 Chan happenings because I mostly stay here

All those balloons are from other women, right?

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>men belittled for being virgins
Well...yeah.

Man's status correlates very strongly positively with their sexual options, a man who can't get laid clearly is worthless.

I want to help that tired mother forget about all her worries

Men commit suicide and go homeless at a rate 4 to 1 to women yet whenever I see an antibiotic suicide thing is focused on women and most help for homeless people is for women
Come to think of it, maybe there are 4 homeless guys than gals because all the help girls get

>All those balloons are from other women, right?
Right side from women, left side from men.

This one is actually alright.

Sorry (not sorry) that your autistic threads keep getting 404'd

It's funny how you can be vilified for telling the truth these days.

If you're black, Uncle Tom. If you're non-white, but not black, you're still white

I think women attempt suicide more than men from what i've read
I dont understand how you can fuck up killing yourself or if its just a definition thing

I'm also afraid to go out alone at night and I'm a man so legally nobody can rape me because such thing doesn't exist
They can stab me tho, my uncle's friend got stabbed parking his car two days after he was here taking measurements of my kitchen, now I need someone else to help me fix it

Men have no inherent worth.

Women have inherent sexual worth. In fact, being successful as a woman makes you slightly less likely to find a partner and vice versa.

Almost no women end up homeless or kill themselves because they can just suck a dick instead.

And being a man is being free to-
Oh, did you have dreams that didn't include working until you die?

Bullshit, I also ride the waves of incredulous amusement. This year has been fantastic so far.

I'm thinking of starting a webcomic actually called "comics for intelligent people"

Here's my first one. I'll draw a stick figure or something on it to make it qualify as a comic.

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>I dont understand how you can fuck up killing yourself or if its just a definition thing
Women aren't good at anything user

Don't know shit about Chile but their ceremonial uniforms are fucking popping. And they haven't fallen apart as hard as their neighbors.

I heaed most are cries for help.
However men apparently use guns more.

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The far right advocates for opression just as much as the far left
However the far right holds no power in the west while the far left has a tight grip on Europe and half of america
I think they won the totalitarian race, they have proven themselves far better at manipulation and seacing control

Women make more suicide /attempts/. Usually pills or wrist slitting, something that won't affect their appearance in the coffin and can be pumped out before it's too late. Usually a kind of distress call, more "I don't see any other way to get help" than "End it all".

Man /commit/ suicide more, becaue they use effective means, like a gun to the head.

kek

I'm lmfao at your laugh

because you are far right

That's how you get bar oil all over your meat.

Tumblr tried to raid Sup Forums by posting gay porn and promoting interracial relationships. Little did they know, that's what this site mostly is anyway

>thought that crossdressing /k/ommando that made gun build vids went insane
>nvm its someone else
>said crossdresser is married with a kid on the way
This year was a fucking trip

10/10 Have many (you)s

Because anything can be a suicide attempt with stadistic magic(stadistic manipulation)
In reality if you where to consider the success rate to suicide threat from women then it would be negligible

>gay porn and promoting interracial relationships.
Like trying kill a fish by drowning it.

Isn't this the other way? Like didn't we convince retards to free bleed or to shave their heads?

This one is unironically funny since it's the only one that seems to understand how Sup Forums works.

I think the point is that it doesn't matter who's saying it.

How are they oppressing you? Tell us so we can learn.

Why not just carry a gun if you are so afraid of being raped?

>sees gif
>"Man, I fucking hate snakes. Look at this disgusting little sh-"
>It raises its head up and smacks its lips

That's the cutest damn thing that I've seen all day.

Well
If in so worthless then why do people expect me to get a job and pay taxes?
Fuck them, I'm marrying my cartoon waifu and sucking up welfare instead

99% of political comics belong in this thread
They're all strawmen too blatant to be funny and too stupid and smug to achieve meaningful communication

Yep.
I don't know what's with all the liberal projecting in the last year.

>never improve

Because when women attempt suicide it's a "cry for help." When men attempt suicide it's because they want to fucking die.

Why you cut the shadow in last pannel

I demand equality of outcome

Women attempt suicide more, but men succeed in it more. It's suspected that many women do it as a cry for help while the men use more surefire methods like guns.

Responsibility is haaard

More like tryng to drown a bullshark with slightly less salty, stagnant water.

user, Stalinism and Fascism are both left wing ideologies

>men use more surefire methods like guns.
>surefire

Which is why we will only fuck chad and make memes and insult guys who are ugly

Daily reminder from /k/ please do not commit suicide with a gun, they are not very effective, exit masks are a dignified way to go out and foolproof, also you can banepost while dying. Have a nice day.

and they say men have commitment issues hyuk hyuk

how is a gun not effective
it's their fucking job

That's why you cut down the arm instead of across the wrists. Wrist cuts are for attention, down the arm severs so many blood vessels you'll bleed out before they can stitch you back up. Also, cutting across the wrist fucks up your fine motor skills, so even if you survive that hand may not be usable anymore.

It is literally only Sup Forums. Go to any other board except maybe Sup Forums because Sup Forums has been shit ever since it got a mod

Not him, But smaller caliber rounds like 9mm will sometimes just leave you brain damaged, and not dead.

literally how is the illegal alien lady wrong

men succeed harder but also fail harder.

women succeed to a smaller degree, but can never just be totally fucking worthless like a man can.

women can achieve almost on the level a man does by intentionally opting out of a lot of the advantages they have, foregoing family and motherhood for a career, but men can't opt out of their lifestyle for the built in safety net of being a woman women have.

It's pretty simple guys.

Hard as a rapist's dick

This.

They elected this awful bully into power who made a secret computer that costs a fortune just so he could spy on me watching porn
They keep coming up with new ways to strain the economy with socialist spending wich lower my quality of life and carreer opportunities
They want to control my internet use and throw me in jail for posting on 4 Chan, it's already happenings in germany
They want to ban all other sources of news that isn't themselves so I can't learn when they are working against my interests or lying to me
They mobilise mobs to try to scare me with violence
They threaten me with using my job, family and friends against me basically forcing me to keep my thoughts and ideas to myself and being ashame or scared of them
They have control over what things get studied and wich things don't get funded or get scientists blacklisted and they use it to limit my access to information for political gain
They propagate a culture of fear, I never know when it's safe to speak and who may be listening
They want to take away my Right to fair trial, hell it's already in question in a pot of places if I still have it or not and it doesn't matter because they have a public police of spy citizensthey control

You will be surprised, the failure rate is close to 15% with guns. Especially if the person simply bought a gun to kill themselves and never actually shot with it and the sound of gunfire will bring aid much faster.

Being a vegetable who is dimly aware they used to be a man is pretty terrible, try not to do that.

Also not him, but a lot of people also don't know how to shoot themselves correctly. My dad was a doctor, and I've heard horror stories of people using birdshot instead of buckshot or missing something vital because of the recoil and turning themselves into a vegetable.

Also because women can find housing really easy since all it takes is having a vagina and you can typically find a guy who will let you live with them in exchange for sex.

She's "racist"

Women are really fucking incompetent at pretty much everything

Someone once told me something that really stuck with me.
"If you want the greatest chance at success, be a man. If you want to play life on easy mode, be a woman."

>Verbally abusing mothers
:'(

Did you clean your room today Sup Forums?

Killing yourself with a gun is far more difficult than you'd imagine. There is only a small portion of the brain where a gunshot wound is guaranteed to result in a quick, painless death. Only 82.5% of suicide attempts by gunshot are fatal.

Can you imagine what the world would be like if it was the other way around? If any of us spergs could land a decently attractive girl and a free house in exchange for a regular fucking? That sounds like fucking paradise.