How did we went from this

How did we went from this...

....to this?

And how can we reproduce it?

god I want both of them to spank me

The gains demon wouldn't get off her back.

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Abusing those steroids a little.

She looks like a bulldyke

Now she doubles as bodyguard obviously.

>Women
>Bodyguard
kek

That's what happens when you work for Scrooge long enough. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they flash back to Beakley's first day on the job and she looks like original Beakley.

T H I C C

She wasn't going to get pushed around anymore.
They're all gonna squeal like piggies

>Looks like a man with boobs
>Thicc
WHAAAAAAAAAT?

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Is that you brawny Hilda?
Tell me she has an accent now.

we didn't even have that, her hair was never that color in the show
besides, who fucking cares? No one gives a shit about original Beakley, at least getting pissy about the new design is way more attention than she's ever had in decades

Reminds me of Chiyoko from Akira a bit. I hope she kicks some ass

She's been working out!

That's what happens when you are a maid for a multi-billionaire for such a long amount of time.

You get swole as fuck.

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Maybe she volunteered in the war.

this desu

The power of Gynocentric Politically Correct Piece Of Shit Writing. Unfortunately a side effect of a sick dying civilization that indoctrinates men through media into thinking that women are strong combatants.

They'll be what we program them to be.

you mean this?

Isn't lifting too much while you're cutting dangerous?

The secret of thiccfags

EW, she looks like an anime character!

I WILL FIGHT FOR THE PLACE WHERE I'M FREE

Thiccfags and musclefags are the most loyal fans you can get so this may be a calculated move on Disney's part. Ducks are only borderline furry so they needed backup manchildren to buy merchandise

Just playing devil's advocate. Isn't this ageist and sexist by implying that the original plump, motherly, elder Beakley was not fit to go on these new adventures unless her body was replaced by that of a testosterone-abusing bodybuilder's?

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She's still old and a woman.

wow, just wow.

With a tumblr mentality like that, you can claim anything is ageist and sexist.

I bet she can strangle Scrooge's corkscrew dick with her maze vagina.

Well yeah, that's my point. Every kudo the show gets for making her into a "strong woman" would kind of imply that the original Beakley somehow wasn't, but she tagged along on the adventures just fine. Why the change?

Again, not that I mind the new design at all. Just playing devil's advocate.

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The writers were binging Beware the Batman while working on DT.

Lifting things up and putting them down.

Given the amount of incredibly large, incredibly heavy artifacts Scrooge has likely accumulated over the years, I'm suprised nobody's drawn that yet.

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She's secretly Gizmoduck.

Unexpectedly speedy and welcome! Thank you!

If she ever lets her hair down my dick will pop out of my pants.

That's not Scrooge's #1 dime. It's Krabs's.

The praise comes less from making her a strong woman and more from everyone fucking hating her original incarnation. The new version looks way more fun.

Lex Luthor has Mercy.

I'd actually be okay with this twist.
Or if she was a rival for Gizmoduck.

I legit thought it was Launchpad in drag

See you in three days, Sup Forumsmrades!

>You get swole as fuck.
she probably shovels gold coins all day

So shes basically their Brock Samson? I'm cool with that.

woah mama

FCKG feminist propaganda, again (((the media))) and they PC-BS

SS+GOMAD

it's like they are totally different characters, even opposite... nothing good can came in this post feminist society

Why are you so paranoid?