Elongated Man joining the cast of CW's The Flash

GET HYPE LADS

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>[RALPH DIBNY AKA ELONGATED MAN]–Male, Mid to late 30s, Open Ethnicity. Think Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pratt, Ralph has the ability to stretch his body to super-human lengths and sizes…however, while resculpting his old body is easy to do, Dibny finds losing the old misguided sense of truth and slobbery, even after joining the team at S.T.A.R. Labs, is a far more difficult task to accomplish. MAJOR RECURRING GUEST STAR WITH A SERIES REGULAR OPTION FOR NEXT SEASON

>[CLIFFORD DEVOE AKA THE THINKER]–Male, 40s-50, Open Ethnicity. After being struck with dark matter from the particle accelerator explosion, Clifford Devoe became a meta-human with a mega-mind. A Stephen Hawking-esque genius who’s devised an intricate plan to fix all that he deems wrong with humanity. “The Thinker” will embark upon a season long battle with The Flash that pins the “fastest man alive” against the “fastest mind alive.” FRACTIONAL (7/13) ONE SEASON SERIES REGULAR

>[THE MECHANIC]–Female, 30s-40, Diverse. A highly intelligent engineer who designs and assembles a plethora of devices for the ailing Clifford Devoe. Devoe’s right hand, she’s the truest of true-believers who’ll stop at nothing to implement his plan to fix all that’s wrong with humanity-even if she loses who she is in the process. MAJOR RECURRING GUEST STAR

>even after joining the team at S.T.A.R. Labs
Stop adding people to this team

Ralph doesn't deserve this shit.

>elastic powers with tv budget

>elastic powers will never be seen as cool

>tfw no Punished Ralph show adapting his 52 storyline

This too is my concern, especially with shoestring budgets of CW
>Smallville Elastic Gum 2: Electric Boogaloo

>OPEN ETHNICITY

OY VEY! Are CW Nazis?! I can't believe they'd even let a privileged white male anywhere near this classic POC character! We all know Ralph Dibny is actually black, just like Bugs Bunny and Piccolo! It's anudder shoah!

I don't give a fuck what anyone on this earth says the most recent finales for flash arrow and lot were big nonsensical superhero brawls and that's all I've ever wanted from these goddamn shows fuck it all I'm gonna keep watching.

So how long until Earth 2 Dr. Light rapes Sue?

>Open Ethnicity
Another redhead down. Soon the hibernian menace will finally be removed from screens small and large.

Does it even matter? The character is just a shitty stand-in for Plastic Man and who's only noteworthy event is his wife getting raped.

t. casual

>No Plastic Man
He'd be perfect and he fits the tone of the show.
>Patrick Eel O' Brian becomes a rogue
>Robs banks and stuff
>Becomes a hero after being reformed by the Flash

We dont need 2 plastic characters

But plastic man isn't plastic, he's metal

They are going to show his powers maybe one or two times each season. His whole character will be relegated to not wanting to/not being able to use the power as an excuse to not show it.

No good comic character deserves a shitty adaption.

Except not really. Elongated Man first appeared in Flash and was always a close friend of Barry's.

I also have no idea what the fuck you're talking about with Plastic Man fitting the show's tone better than Ralph.

>He'd be perfect and he fits the tone of the show.

How? Plastic Man isn't shit, so he wouldn't fit the show.

>4 seasons in the team hasn't gone mobile and reopened the lab

For what fucking reason.

Jesus, he was namedropped ages ago. I really wanted him way back when, but I didn't even bother finishing this last season.

>still watching The Flash

Plas has the dignity of not appearing on a shitty CW show thank you. He'll take appearances in games over that

>star labs
Fucking stop with this set. I would understand if it was still a working facility but its not so fuckong stop acting like its paying anyones bills.

>Open Ethnicity. Think Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pratt,

I'm trying to picture a black or latino "Ryan Reynolds" type

Barry owns STAR labs or something, as well as other properties owned by Well/Thawne, such as the Hall of Justice used in the Dominators crossover.

I think he's kind of a millionaire with all of the assets that belong to him, in that he can keep the lights on at STAR labs and pay Cisco and Caitlin, and even Julian now. I mean it's all Barry's shit, there's no secret manager running STAR labs off-camera.

But then you remember that he still has a regular job with the police and until recently lived with his dad

Pic related you dumb casual

He's LONG!

inb4 he's able to stretch fast enough to catch the Flash

No, it would be played as "Barry isn't fast enough to catch up to him at the rate he is stretching" because Barry is never fast enough

He got left a no longer running facility and other assests that probably got shut down after 'Wells' was reveled to be a murderer.
Hes as broke as hes ever been.