The droid... stole the freighter?

The droid... stole the freighter?

>no, it was helped by a boy

A boy?

does kylo ren is gay?

>a nigger boy, sir

I remember reading somewhere that sexuality doesn't exist in Star Wars and everyone is supposed basically be either asexual or bi.

Nu wars isn't canon

Then why did Han fuck Leia and not Luke
Checkmate atheists

He was going to before the car crash.

>Nu wars isn't canon

a literal nobody on Sup Forums telling us what's canon star wars and what's not

Post car crash Hamill is still qt. Only an idiot would pass up such prime boipussy because of a scar or two.

I am George Lucas faggot. I decide what is canon.

Pretty sure Luke and Han wanted to bone Leia. I’m also pretty sure Anakin wanted to bone Padmé.

>A nigger?

Shouldn't have sold to the mouse then, homo.

literally impossible, Sexuality is directly connected to our desire to breed.

>I am George Lucas

Would probably be even more so in Star Wars because humans aren't the single dominant species, gotta outbreed all those ayyliums.

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Wow what zany ideas will the fat lesbians over at disney think of next?

M8 are you daft? It’s a film. Everything is completely subjective.

>Some nobody on Sup Forums saying das nöt cannun

Buck off mate

DID YOU LET NIGGER STEAL MY SHIP?

It's a retconned thing since Disney took over. You kind of get the vibe in the new movies that anyone could hook up with anyone. I was legit afraid Leia was gonna was gonna be revealed to have a lesbian relationship with the purple haired girl in TLJ, and Poe and Finn also have a weird relationship. Kylo doesn't seem interested in anything but power, doubt he's ever fucked anyone.

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>I was legit afraid Leia was gonna was gonna be revealed to have a lesbian relationship with the purple haired girl in TLJ
they would be literal retards to cuck Han like that. The movie would have gone down in flames if they did something that retarded.

Ahem. Yes. And your bike my lord.

It did seem like they were kind of trying to imply it.

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Kylo will fuck Rey
Finn will fuck Rose
Poe will fuck Hux
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