Itt: your (real) contrarian opinions

itt: your (real) contrarian opinions

> The Office is horribly overrated
> Ratatouille is the only good Pixar movie
> The Dark Knight is a legit 9/10 movie, the best capeshit ever, and for many more reasons than Heath Ledger
> Seth McFarlane is a complete hack, has never produced anything of value
> That 70s Show is a top-tier sitcom

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finding nemo and the toy stories are shit
the new spiderman is fun
nolan is shit
not a single linklater movie is good
netflix originals (except david wain directed stuff and bojack) are shit

Friends was never good

Everybody thinks Nolan is peak capeshit, that's not contrarian

Jews don't actually control the world and can be nice people.

hi brainlet

TV shows are dumb shit for casuals

game of thrones is shit and on the level of all superhero garbage

>watching network comedy television
>watching kids movies
>watching capeshit
>watching nolan
>watching Seth McFarlane anything
>comedy
Here's my contrarian opinion OP I think this is a good post

anime is kino

These are all mainstream Sup Forums opinions. Shadilay and onward to Kekistan, brother! You're one of us!

scott pilgrim is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen

no
no
no
yes
yes

>Nolan is the best director working today
Fight me on this! Dunkirk is a masterpiece.

>Batman v Superman ultimate cut is best of the genre
>eyes wide shut is the best film ever made of all time
>terrence malick is best living director
>only god forgives is the best film of decade so far

>last jedi was kino and history will judge it accordingly

>The english dub of Cowboy Bebop is shit

>only god forgives is the best film of decade so far
Lel

What's your second best? Lost River?

Nah in a years time, people will rightfully calling it garbage

tolkien gets way more credit than he deserves, lotr is a good story but not some amazing mythos

2001 may have been innovative for its time but it is boring as fuck

Citizen Kane is boring

No.

>Anime CAN be kino

the wire post season one is mediocre at best

>Seth McFarlane is a complete hack, has never produced anything of value
Untrue

>Atomic Blonde was really good, aside from the story. Action wise and visually, I think it's better than John Wick.
>Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (with the exception of Johnny Depp) is better in every way than Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
>Star Wars is a kid's franchise and the only SW films that can be called pretty good are ANH and ESB. Everything else ranges from ehhh to shit.
>Eyes Wide Shut is Kubrick's weakest movie (discounting everything prior to Paths of Glory). I love Kubrick and his films but I just didn't enjoy it as much as I wanted to.
>Spider Man Homecoming was pretty good.

>Malick fans are pseuds
>Not a single film in the past two years is anything above a 5/10
>There hasn't been a single good Disney or Pixar animated movie
>Fantastic Mr Fox is Wes Andersons only good movie

True apart from Spiderman being fun

Oh yeah and
>Steve Mcqueen hasn't made a good movie

>Nichijou

The rest look pretty vintage and most likely a bit kino.

this movie is mind-numbingly boring

Gangster/mafia movies like Goodfellas and The Godfather are garbage and I honestly don't understand how anyone enjoys them.

Only good Pixar movie is Toy Story 1
The Incredibles is awful
Most animated movies are shit
Man of Steel is a 9/10 and Batman versus Superman is the best in the genre
Early Family Guy is enjoyable
Season 1 of Rick and Morty is enjoyable

Aliens isn't even good

Controversial for normies:

>MCU is shit
>Star Wars is shit (all of them)
>Stranger Things is probably the worst show I’ve ever watched
>Breaking Bad is poorly written

Controversial for Sup Forums:

>Frasier is funnier than Seinfeld

>Nolan is a meh director, none of his films have impressed me.
>The Phantom Thread and Get Out are both garbage pandering movies abeit to different audiences.
>Entourage is a misunderstood masterpiece
>There has never been a good Star Wars movie
>The Godfather Part III wasn't that bad
>Samara Weaving is the best actress of this generation

Can anyone list these movies? I tried image search and Belladonna of Sadness is the only one that came up.

Tree of Life

and what's so funny?

disgusting pleb

>there needs to be more attention given to female film directors, with some of this century's best films being written and directed by women
>The Neon Demon is leagues ahead of Drive, and Refn will never top it
>Malick has directed three of the most incredible films of all time (Badlands, The Thin Red Line and The Tree of Life)
>Marie Antoinette (Coppola) is a bonafide masterpiece, and I will not accept any criticisms of it
>The Evil Dead is the best (and infinitely the most enjoyable) in the series
>Get Out is a weak film and amounts to little more than exploitation, regardless of its supposed "intelligence" and racial/social awareness
>Will Smith is a fucking cancer

>some of this century's best films being written and directed by women
like what

How is this remotely controversial?

>Azumanga Daioh is vintage

Where does the time go

>Futurama (excluding the awful post-cancellation shit) was for the most part better than The Simpsons
>Nolan is a hack
>The Last Jedi is actually a good movie marred only by pointless subplots, its flaws have nothing to do with identity politics
>The Return was better than the original run of Twin Peaks
>The Lego Batman movie has more nuance and deeper existential themes than anything Snyder has done with DC

Although not the most essential element to film, music is the highest artform.

The Assassination of Jesse James was directed in an amateurish fashion that was held together with albeit solid performances by Affleck, Renner and the guy from Parks and Rec. The visual style is way overrated and gimmicky.

Villeneuve is a great director and this effort on Sup Forums to smear him as reddit is ridiculous. However, the first half of his career is better than his 2010s efforts.

I'm for diversity in film if it actually reflects the makeup of the chosen setting. For example the new Spider-Man makes sense because Brooklyn high-schools are less than 50% white. But If they make it overtly political by replacing a white character with a minority or they label it as diverse when it is clearly Black or Asian, then they are being disingenuous and anti-White.

Bill Murray isn't funny.

The last one is just having good taste. Well aside from the last season.

you were never really here (lynne ramsey), american honey and p much everything by andrea arnold, lost in translation, american psycho

>american honey and p much everything by andrea arnold
>some of this century's best films
i contemplated taking a video of my own face reacting to this and making a webm of it

>Black Mirror is still a great show despite its obvious glaring flaws.

how come you didn't?

>Nolan is a fucking mediocre director who tries hard to be Kubrick, but fails to give a proper athmosphere to his movies. It worked up until Dark Knight, but now he is just giving a clean, sanitized athmosphere to films where that doesn't belong.
>Villeneuve is the same, but he tries to be Nolan, so he is much worse
>Empire Strikes Back is much worse than New Hope
>Same about T2 and T1
>And about Alien and Aliens
>Lynch can't properly make a dream scene
>LOTR is a good trilogy, but it's not a masterpiece
>The best mainstream director working today is Clint Eastwood
>Cars, Ratatouille and Toy Story 2 are the best Pixar films
>Incredibles, Up and Wall-E are incredibly overrated
>the quality of the MCU is the same of the DCEU
>Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker. By far
>Joaquin Phoenix and Jake Gyllenhall are nu-male magnet godawful actors
>PTA is a good director, but not as good as many think
>Hans Zimmer is awful
>every single Stephen King adaptation is awful. The Shining is Kubrick's worst. It's only good from a technical perspective
>the Golden Age of Television ended with the end of Mad Men. The only great shows now are Better Call Saul and Fargo
>Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones film exactly because it's the goofier one. The other ones take themselves too seriously
>Jurassic Park III is the second best, also because it's the goofier of the sequels
>Saw's saga plot is actually good
>Deadwood is awful. It has great actors but it's purely based on shock value
>2016's best film was Hell or High Water
>however, the Academy clearly has more taste than Sup Forums
>Shakespeare in Love is the worst film ever made and an insult to Shakespeare
>The Searchers is overrated. John Wayne's best film is Liberty Valance
>both True Grits are bad
>Dances with wolves deserved to defeat Goodfellas

>Get Out is total shit
>Moonlight was good
>Interstellar aka Space Love flick is shit like every other Nolan’s movie exept Following, Memento and Dunkirk
>if you don’t like Blade Runner 2049 you Have shit taste

Films aren't and can't be art. Like video games they are simply entertainment, even art-house films. People who take pride in their taste of films are full of themselves plebians who haven't achieved anything noteworthy in their lives

Family guy is boring, repetitive and overall terrible. Episodes are just long lists of jokes that try to be fun by being unpredictable but revolve all the time around those same stereotypes and that overused kind of black humour that gets stale real fast. And how is a guy punching a giant chicken in the face for ten consecutive minutes funny?

>Nolan is a fucking mediocre director who tries hard to be Kubrick, but fails to give a proper athmosphere to his movies. It worked up until Dark Knight, but now he is just giving a clean, sanitized athmosphere to films where that doesn't belong.
yes
>Villeneuve is the same, but he tries to be Nolan, so he is much worse
lmao no
>Empire Strikes Back is much worse than New Hope
no
>Same about T2 and T1
yes
>And about Alien and Aliens
yes
>Lynch can't properly make a dream scene
lol
>LOTR is a good trilogy, but it's not a masterpiece
yes
>The best mainstream director working today is Clint Eastwood
no
>Cars, Ratatouille and Toy Story 2 are the best Pixar films
1/3
>Incredibles, Up and Wall-E are incredibly overrated
yes
>the quality of the MCU is the same of the DCEU
no
>Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker. By far
yes
>Joaquin Phoenix and Jake Gyllenhall are nu-male magnet godawful actors
no
>PTA is a good director, but not as good as many think
yes
>Hans Zimmer is awful
no
>every single Stephen King adaptation is awful. The Shining is Kubrick's worst. It's only good from a technical perspective
no
>the Golden Age of Television ended with the end of Mad Men. The only great shows now are Better Call Saul and Fargo
no
>Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones film exactly because it's the goofier one. The other ones take themselves too seriously
no
>Jurassic Park III is the second best, also because it's the goofier of the sequels
yes
>Saw's saga plot is actually good
no
>Deadwood is awful. It has great actors but it's purely based on shock value
no
>2016's best film was Hell or High Water
no
>however, the Academy clearly has more taste than Sup Forums
yes
>Shakespeare in Love is the worst film ever made and an insult to Shakespeare
no
>The Searchers is overrated. John Wayne's best film is Liberty Valance
yes
>both True Grits are bad
no
>Dances with wolves deserved to defeat Goodfellas
no

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I always figured that gangster movies were like soap operas, except with a veneer of masculinity so men can freely admit to enjoying them without feeling like fags for liking soap operas.

Both Goodfellas and The Godfather certainly feel like goddamn soap operas.

Johnny Bravo too, though he was only a writer.

>Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones film exactly because it's the goofier one. The other ones take themselves too seriously
Yes yes yes a million times yes. One of the most purely fun movies ever imo

>Empire Strikes Back is much worse than New Hope

So fucking much this. I can't place my finger on it exactly but Empire Strikes Back feels...wrong, somehow, in comparison to the original. And in retrospect, the "I am your father" twist really killed Vader as this kind of awesome antagonist leading to his weird depiction in RotJ.

He wrote the episode where Donnie Osmond becomes Johnny's babysitter which is pure kino

Ping Pong is my fave anime but im a casual desu

what are those other ones in the grid

K I N O
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> leaving your house
> getting married
> getting a job

Who else ignoring the corpreal jew?

I wouldn't say this is unpopular. It's just that many people prefer to spend their spare time by watching something easy-going and unassuming without worrying too much about that increasing feeling of numbness that is slowly transforming them in the human equivalent of a stain of blood that has dried out on a tablecloth and has now no other purpose than being a bother to somebody else.

is the before trilogy bad?

It's probably as good as a sit-com can be. Which is not saying much because sit-coms are essentially cancer.

> Seth McFarlane is a complete hack, has never produced anything of value
What's America dad?

>There hasn't been a single good Disney or Pixar animated movie
Up is a 9/10 with more emotional depth in the first 10 minutes than all of 2017's Oscar nominated films put together

It's fine if your not a movie buff and you like different forms of art, just don't bother people just because they have different tastes than yours. It's nobody's fault if you're unable to fetch friends that share your interests and all of your acquaintances are braindead zombies that spend all of their spare money in merchandise inspired by their favourite superhero movies.

Contrarian compared to normies, or this board? Huge distinction. It's weird to think about what is praised and successful by the vast majority of people.

>I really like movies like Suckerpunch and Rubber and pretty much anything with Nicholas Cage that are made by people who know they're just making a dumb flick and have a ton of fun with it.
>I liked that they tried to do something different with Rick and Morty.
>I really like Benedict Cumberbatch for some reason despite hating literally every thing I've ever seen him in. Here's hoping he gets a good role at some point.
>Star Wars was never good and it seems like it's tainted scifi / space fantasy movies forever
>James Cameron doesn't deserve to have the two most successful movies of all time, at least not for those two movies. Avatar was basically Pocahontus in space and Titanic is literally just an excuse to play in the ocean on studio money.
>Die Hard is overrated. Still good, but not godlike.

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>Vanilla Sky was a great movie
>Tom Cruise is a great actor
>Mel Brooks isn't very funny (excluding The Producers)
>The sitcom format itself is bad
>Django (the old one) is the greatest Spaghetti western ever
>Inland Empire is Lynch's masterpiece even though I hate it
>Huston is one of the best directors in history

too bad there's a whole movie after those ten minutes that's really nothing special. Really, you want to dispute Pixar having no good movies and Up is the one you mention?

I know! I know! It's cancer!

Last Crusade is far more goofy than Temple of Doom. Denholm Elliott is made into a bumbling retard the entire film even though he's literally dying of AIDS. Sean Connery completely hams it up throughout. You have Arabs blowing up in boats and Nazi getting shot, where afterwards the lead characters look at each other with a "did I do that?" expression. Of course, every other scene your classic "Spielberg moment" where the music builds to let everybody know the significance of the situation, but nearly everything else borderline slapstick.

>>I really like movies like Suckerpunch and Rubber and pretty much anything with Nicholas Cage that are made by people who know they're just making a dumb flick and have a ton of fun with it.

I have pretty much the opposite opinion of Sucker Punch. It's only good if you see it as a legit attempt at rock opera kino. If you took it as a mindless fighting chick action movie then it really would be as terrible as everyone says it is. It really doesn't get praised enough for actually deconstructing the idea of the movie feminist role model.

I feel this way with Zach Snyder in general. He has his heart in the right place and has the potential to make something great, but so far has simply failed to do so. If anything his problem is that he refuses to cater to plebs, except when executive meddling forces him to anyway, which he sucks at reigning in. The result is that his stuff typically just ends up somewhat dissatisfying to most people.

autism

your first three opinions make a ton of sense when you read the last three

I saw it one time, years ago, in theaters. If what you're saying is true but brainlet me still managed to enjoy it, props to Snyder for trying to make it work both ways.

You want to spoonfeed me on what you mean by
>"deconstructing the idea of the movie feminist role model."?
It feels like the movie predates the recent infestation of ideology in entertainment.

L Y N C H E D

1-1: Nichijou
1-2: Welcome to the NHK
1-3: Yoru wa Mijikashi Aruke yo Otome
2-1: dunno
2-2: tatami galaxy
2-3: azumanga daioh
bottom row: dunno

>You want to spoonfeed me on what you mean by
>"deconstructing the idea of the movie feminist role model."?

I'd like to know user's thoughts too, because Sucker Punch is straight-up feminist propaganda about le poor wimminz being so oppressed and mistreated, it's just buried under a ton of pseudo-philosophical bullshit because Snyder has no fucking self-control about these things and thinks that the more symbolism he can cram into a movie, the more profound it becomes.

There was a ton of reviews after the movie came out dissecting all of its feminist undertones and there's even several videos on YouTube pointing them all out. The most easy-to-digest one is probably the Cinema Wins faggot.

>"deconstructing the idea of the movie feminist role model."

Ok, basically when you ask about about the movie, you tend to get two different kinds of opinions on what the 'message' of it is. One is that, it's a movie about chicks fighting robots, kicking ass, who cares. On the other hand, you have people who effectively say "yeah, well, the movie is actually supposed to trick you into thinking its about sexy girls who you can get off too while they fight, but, really, its about giving a sucker punch to the viewer, showing how horrible men are for treating the girls like objects and how you should feel guilty for mindlessly assuming...blah blah".


Both of these views are wrong. What it's doing, which it goes out of its way to try to explain in the intro, is creating a scenario which the only means the girls can find to empower themselves is to submit to the desires of the men who abuse and oppress them. And yes, you should take it exactly like that. This has nothing to do with guilt tripping the viewer. If you really want to get this, watch the deleted scenes from the directors cut.


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>because Sucker Punch is straight-up feminist propaganda about le poor wimminz being so oppressed and mistreated,

That's entirely wrong though. You're free to see the girls' attempts at empowering themselves as something disturbing and even pathetic in itself, despite that they can also been seen as being legitimately heroic. The way that female empowerment is portrayed ambiguously like this is exactly what makes it interesting. It seems that most of its bad reception is from people who really presumed it was just supposed to be dumb, when it's actually partially about the hypocrisy of that kind of naive feminism.

>that the more symbolism he can cram into a movie, the more profound it becomes.

I have little doubt that Snyder has a better handle on philosophy than the bulk of Hollywood directors. His movies are uniformly flawed in their actual execution, but they succeed in playing with the themes and ideas they explore in far more nuanced ways than what many people assume.

>projecting this hard

You should be ashamed to have NHK anywhere near most of those, and for having 4 Yuasa.

s2 is the best season, though I agree it fell off from 3 onwards.

>art-house film are entertainment
you probably think PTA and refn are art-house directors as well

Most tv shows are like soap operas: they show you what you want to see without having any meaningful content. It's like eating candy.

I don't want to know what Satan has in store for someone with tastes this shit

thank you kind stranger

Jiren?

star was prequels were kino

Malcolm Tucker is cringey

>> That 70s Show is a top-tier sitcom
it actually is, how is that contrarian

The Force Awakens is fun and serviceable.

>movies are a low-tier art form

Ratatouille isn't the only good pixar movie but it is the best.

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