JUST WATCHED BLACK PANTHER

JUST WATCHED BLACK PANTHER.
I have a significant Twitter following and cannot disclose my identity.
To be honest with you my dear Sup Forums f4m. I suspected this movie is going to be really bad. It is true that it follows the standard marvel cinematic universe recipe but above all else it is an excellent movie. I HONESTLY thought I'd have to lie about it on Twitter because let us face it, Black Panther is the Barack Obama of the MCU, we are not allowed to criticize it at all or else we'll be seen as racist.
BUT it is actually really good and i'd even go so far and claim that reminded me of the experience I had when i saw 'Iron Man' for the first time.

My theory:

Marvel saved up their best ideas for this because they knew how critical this movie is going to be. It is just a gateway that enhances the billion dollar franchise by .. you know .. more billion dollars.

A take down of Black Panther would have cost Marvel a lot of dollars across all other "sub-franchises".

Black Panther is objectively nothing but one of the greatest Marvel movies of all times and thats pretty much it. It is not a cinema classic and never will be but it will greatly enhance the MCU and satisfy the audience.

My prediction: RT 90%+, Audience 90%+, 1 Billion Dollar+ Box office

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>marvel cinematic universe

Can you believe that adults talk about this with a straight face?

It's like being a food critic who blogs about the McDonald's Restaurateur Experience or something

its part of my profession and yes i get your point. Cringey as hell but I get paid for it so whatever.

You mean like reportoftheweek

>greatest marvel movie
Thats really not saying much and people say that about every single marvel movie anyway. It's always the greatest yeah every year it just gets better despite being the same movie over and over again

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>and people say that about every single marvel movie anyway.

not at all.

>I get paid
We already guessed

not my MARVEL

thanks for your insight, Mr. Shill
in a little while you'll be jobless for killing film culture, day of the rope can't come soon enough

Yes they do you can look it up on the Internet, every movie is the best to date, sometimes they say shit like 'I totally don't like marvel movies but this is the best one yet', just lol at shills

*by

I guess it's because marvel movies are made to leave you wanting for more and excited when you leave the cinema but, being shallow and meaningless, they don't leave you nothing in the long run so the best one is always the one you just saw

nonsense. 'Iron Man' & 'Logan' still stand out with the latter being the most critical acclaimed out of all of them.

oh yeah well i just watched it and it sucked huge cock. i cannot reveal my identity because i am the president of a major country.
you can trust me, here is a peepee nazi frog for proof

op here it was a prank lol the movie sucked

honestly I wouldn't count logan among the others, it's a movie made by a real director and it stands on its own, not feeling like another episode of a big stupid tv series like the other marvel movies usually do

nice try! i stand by my opinion!

You can fuck right OFF Drumpf, it's gonna make more than 1bil$ and fund next HRC campaign screencap this

why almost all marvel movie reviews do not mention ugly CGI?
these movies look so fake, it's even hard to relate to
youtube.com/watch?v=kKk6vEqFFOA
Iron Man 1 still more or less holds up, but rewatching avangers, or even latest cap america, feel so dated

hehe

Hey, OP. I don't want much spoiled. But is the rest of the movie as good as the 1 minute clip that was posted here?

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And yet here you are, posting on a thread about overpaid adults who play pretend for your amusement. You've deluded yourself into thinking movies aren't an inherently silly medium to discuss, let alone take seriously.

i dont know what clip was posted here. So I can't really comment.

It was the clip of Black Panther riding on top of a car, going across a bridge. Then, he jumps on an SUV, takes out the baddies, and does a flip beack onto the car.

>I want to believe

How do people type "diverse" in this context with a straight face? Did nobody ever tell them what it actually means?

>heh all movies are just make believe bro
>but listen to me waffle about Company Product Stream

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this was in the trailer IIRC. Anyway, the action sequences are standard marvel and are great to watch. Thats not why the movie is great though.

That scene was shit and the entire movie is going to be shit.

well if you are that biased going into it its hard to not see its flaws thus you'll end up not liking it. However most people on this planet are not like you and it'll be a success. Don't get mad over it. It is just another movie among money released this year!

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"I have two personalities..."

Is it loaded with young American black people music instead of symphonic score or African-African music?

yes lots of rap. Im not gonna lie sometimes it felt forced but then again other Marvel movies are full with quips and references to white ppl songs so whatever.

wtf i hate trump now

fpbp

>greentexting objective fact

Sure showed that guy. Maybe he should've thought twice about tussling with someone with a collection of fedora pics.

Doesn't matter if its good or not, any discussions involving critique will be shot down with "if you don't like X then you're just racist and hate progress" much like if you hate TLJ, it's clearly because you're a mysogonist right?

I guess I better get my sheckles ready and go then....oi vey I don't want to miss the Obama of super hero movies.

Test

sounds an awful lot like viral marketing

The gangster NWA movie was given good reviews but we all know it was more ghetto trash. I don't trust any of the critics.

It's white guilt meets viral marketing

Straight Outta Compton was pretty good

it never occurred to me that marvel movies probably did fund her campaign in some capacity

I'm still not gonna go watch nigger capekino, disney shill

but you complain when black people complain about representation huh?

>illegal piece of shit says "we're here to stay" and he's praised
What the fuck is this planet

The sad thing is that, no matter the quality of the movie, there will never be an unbiased review. If it's bad, the media will unironically praise it. If its good, Sup Forums will still shit on it.

Oh wow, I didn't think this was going to get a sequel...
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>JUST WATCHED BLACK PANTHER.
No you didn't
>I have a significant Twitter following
No you don't

>have a twitter account
Kill yourself you capeshitter piece of trash.

>new MCU movie comes out
>don't care
>"but this is the best one since iron man1"
>check it out
>get bored 30 minutes into it
Fuck off OP.

by: JEROME
oy vey

sadly this

its part of my job. I am verified :)

Sure thing, Pajeet.

I wish them well without me and other Star Wars fans like me. Enough is enough. Disney gets no more of my money.

I'll bite. What's good about the movie?

Damage control this early?

Nah the first captain america sucked, and everyone said exactly that in 2011

People were meh about Antman
People were very meh about Age of Ultron
And both Thors
And Iron Man 2 and 3

>JUST WATCHED BLACKED PANTHER.
Why?

>it’s a shill pretends like he’s not shilling whilst he shills episode

>logan
>not saying it sucked ass
Dumbass.

>let alone take seriously
Everything is inherently meaningless you dumb fuck. It's up to us to give things value. Taking anything seriously is equally ridiculous, and vice versa.

He didn't even know he was illegal. Read he article.

>verified

Sure.

its easy to get verified once you have a job and work for a media company that auto verifies its employees :)

Fuck this bitch. Get the legal documents or fuck off.

no I'm happy for them

don't make fun

>black people make a movie about a black super hero and cast mostly blacks
is much better than
>jews make a movie about a white super hero and cast mostly blacks

I'll take a million black panthers over anything directed by a kike any day

I dont care, I just dont care anymore, I thought I would be able to stick it out and watch this and infinity wars before calling it quits but I just dont care anymore man. I'm sure its another marvel movie and it will be as ok as the rest of marvels movies but I just dont care anymore.

BEWARE THE FAKE ARTICLES
ALWAYS CHECK THE SOURCE

THE AUSSIE NEVER SLEEPS

Sup Forums BTFO till the end of time

I get what you're saying but, I don't think calling TLJ out of its shit and saying its heavily flawed is 'drowned out' at all, though.

It's pretty well established a lot of fans were upset with TLJ and there's about a million articles and YT videos explaining why it's shit. It's not like some unheard underground edgy thing.

How can Disney compete?

fuck you frogposter im not gonna see it

>normal pepe instead of related
cmon, OP

It's the best Marvel movie to date.
Feige is going to be legendary.

Holy shill, there are many of you

>if you like a thing you are a 'shill'
stay mad, cancer

Haha nice try, still not going to watch your capekino bullshit

pray tell user, since you are so above capeshit, what kind of movies does an intellectual like you enjoy?

>I have a significant Twitter following and cannot disclose my identity.
lel

Fuck off hollywood shill.

My disappointment is immesurable, and my day is ruined.

>1 Billion Dollar+ Box office

lol, without Europe and China good luck with that

mfw pol babies will cry about this movie all year

Does this have good action choreography? How realistic is the hand to hand combat scenes? It's the only thing I'm concerned about. I'm neither ethnicity getting triggered by this, I have no identity politics axe to grind. Good action is going to make or break the movie for me.

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I haven't seen this level of shilling since female Ghostbusters.

>1 Billion Dollar+ Box office

800 max depending on foreign box office

Well that was awful. I'll skip.

Oy vey. Why doesn’t mods delete the obvious shill threads?