Why didn't harry use the invisibility cloak everywhere he went to avoid being seen?

Why didn't harry use the invisibility cloak everywhere he went to avoid being seen?

Why didn't he use it to sneak into the girls' showers?

It was made of scratchy wool. Very uncomfortable

why didn't he kill someone then put the cloak on top and say oh no where did they go then rape the corpse later

The girls stairs had protection, while the boys didnt. Hermione should have asked to borrow it and perved on the boys.

That's for the bedrooms, we don't know anything where they bathe other than the prefects having a fancy bathroom outside of the common room where Myrtle occasionally molests some students.

>paralysis spells
>memory erasure spells
>actual working love potions
why didn't the male wizards constantly rape the females?

The girls were better at it.

Shut up Lily, stop shitposting and start reading so I can watch your next review.

10/10 for Chamber of Secrets though

If only there existed an invisibility cloak that could be draped over movie franchises. If there is one thing that should avoid being seen, it must be this, one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

With this cloak and the Marauder's Map Harry could have been pulling all kinds of shit that comes from /r9k/'s fantasies

>mind control spells
>body changing spells
>enlargement spells
in reality most of this would be used for sex

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This. They were able to hang out in the girl's bathroom without even using a cloak. Pretty sure Harry could sneak into showers and changing rooms using the invisibility cloak.

I honestly think its in the dorms, even the prefect baths had a password. The only place he could have actually perved was the quidditch showers.

He was too much of a moralfag to dare to do it and his dad was too much of a Chad to need to do it.

Friendly reminder that pic related is canon.

>walk around corner in 1790 Hogwarts
>Rubea Weasly squatting against a wall
>BRAAAAAAAAPP pfft brap brap ssssshhsshssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>sigh of relief as steam starts rising from the warm piss
>"fecus removus"
>tfw

10/10 opening today. Really good, bravo

>normal people used outhouses and stuff until plumbing was invented
>wizards shat and pissed themselves until plumbing was invented
That's disgusting, what was she thinking?

they did, you just dont remember

That wizards are fucking weird and they should do weird stuff.

stellar intro

that's not weird tho but absolutely revolting

I mean at least they clean up after themselves.

there was only one nigerian wizard at hogwarts irrc; it would have been pretty obvious who the culprit was tbqhwy famalam

black could be anywhere

11/10 intro, good work BASED pastaposter

This, rapist witches are so common that Fred and George market their entire love potion line to women.

It is against basic human decency to not relieve yourself in private.
Imagine the founders of Hogwarts, some of the most powerful wizards in wizard history, to fart and shit themselves when in a meeting.

underrated

/r9k/ is too beta to do anything other than to fuck their buddies while under polyjuice potion

un farto smellorum!

>to fuck their buddies while under polyjuice potion

thats actually really hawt

removus my poopus!

audible kekerooni

Did you fucking watch the movie? Whenever he puts it on Voldemort's Dementors know where he is. Next I bet you're gonna ask why they didn't ride the dragons to the horcruxes.

yeah because it was so hard to kill those dementors

>Voldemort's Dementors know where he is.

holy shit serious?

thats exactly like the One Ring lmao

rowling is such a hack

>I was there the day the strength of Muggles failed.

he's joking dude

Based!

barty crouch junior does this in the books minus the rape