Karlie Kloss seems above it all, but she beckons us to join her, to embrace a life of fitness, mindfulness, exploration, pushing your limits, learning new things and being a good friend.
Although she is completely bathed in commercial stuff, she seems somehow immune and authentic, even to otherwise jaded audiences.
In the future, following in her footsteps will be known as "Keeping Klossy.".
Her television show is the bee's knees too.
I wish that was my face :(
#teamklossy
In a culture on the verge of genocidal civil war, there is a woman who gave hope to many. She was quick to smile and couldn't wait to show us something new in her life.
Has Karlie Kloss' mediagenicity made her into America's ideal daughter? She comes from a flyover background but commands the envy and attention of all castes.
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You know there is actually a good chance she is a lesbian.
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She loves working out with girls. She seems to regard males as silly genetic experiments, but she's polite, even to unlearned manlets
where the fuck can I watch full episodes?
>how have you improved your life today, user?
>Maybe you could come on my television show and we could talk about it
i cum on your television show and lick pusy
>new adaptation of the Iliad coming out
>Karlie Kloss isn't playing Helen
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She literally seems the opposite of "genuine" to me. Maybe you're a pathetic soyboi who worships her existence is all.
I would unironically subsist entirely on soy or soy-derived products if that is what would amuse Karlie or her generous sponsors, swear on me mum.
>I would unironically subsist entirely on soy or soy-derived products if that is what would amuse Karlie or her generous sponsors, swear on me mum.
Yeah thats why I made that assumption in the first place. You mistakenly think she's "So genuine" and prostrate yourself before her existence because you're literally blinded by her pusy. It's the epitome of classic-soyboism.
dumb fucking fraud meme loser FUCK OFF
I can smell the HPV on your horn rims, roastie. You have no power here.
>samefagging on your PC and phone
>>y-you're a roastie! only a roastie would tell you to stop worshiping women for existing!
Stop. It's getting sad. You grew up "raised" by a single mother, I'm assuming.
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>Karlie isnt genuine
Her entire life is largely documented, across several media platforms. Like it or not, she hasn't much of a chance for there to be another Karlie. There is a flattering panopticon that surrounds her wherever she goes.
You sound like a literal shill. I feel sorry for you if you're so easily misled into this "hurr she's just like us" thinking just because you got targeted by some social media accounts.
Fucking soymutts nowadays, I swear...
That's a lesbian smile. I know several lesbos. She wants the puss-puss.
please learn to speak in anything other than memes if you want anyone to think you're worth listening to my upset friend
>tfw no karlie gf to bully me
>d-don't call me a soyboi!
>I d-dont like that meme!
You're pathetic. An effete loser who's brainwashed by social media and jewish marketing companies into worshiping someone's existence simply because yours is so pathetic and lonely.
Rofl yeah dude. People are so genuime on camera. You sound like a teenage girl
any more karlie feets?
You got a dozen 6'7" actors lying around so they won't look short next to her?
needed an excuse to post more karlie desu
shes pure positivity, you should try some.
Im sure she secretly hates frolicking on a beach or a yacht or shopping in Paris.
This is the sort of bitch you conquer continents for
>Shes just like us
Karlie is completely exceptional and that's why she is captivating. She isn't at all accessible; she is surreal. I think you aren't ready for Karlie. Maybe go back to ESL camgirls or desi porn.
Her and Taylor Swift are going to solve world peace when TayTay gets elected the Republican president in 2024 (after finally defeating long term rivals Kanye West in the primaries and the by then head of the illuminati Katy Perry in the election) and makes political history with her Democrat vice president pick Karlie Kloss who merge the best policies from both parties together since they'll be a married couple by then. They'll hold country-wide contests to see which white man has the honor of donating his sperm to artificially impregnate them every year bringing back acceptance of national pride and, Taylor's personal issue, white pride world wide.
Karlie will already have the inside scoop on all (((the deep states))) tricks from dating Kushner's brother so knows what to defend against. All the world leaders will secretly waifu our heads of state and agree with all their foreign policy decisions and usher in a utopia where everyone ensures a future for humanity in the automation age (recently warned of by Madam President Swift's recent music videos) by learning to Kode and if anyone bothers them they just write a catty song about it and Shake It Off thus ending all wars and conflicts.
why aren't literally all women lesbians
I think you're a pathetic shill who was raised by a single mother/who had no father figure growing up. Only a soyscum like you would make a post like this, or this:
I wish you science illiterate aut-righters were right about soy so I could hardline it into my veins to come within even a fraction of the feminine glory of Karkar and Taytay.
I'd watch this
What is this movie night shit I thought she was a coder what happened to the women in tech shit
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>And up next we have a fan of the show who goes by the online handle "based pusy poster" who claims to have improved his life by honing his cunnilingus skills. My friend Jourdan and I will put him to the test in front of our live studio audience to see if he's the real deal or if his bark is worse than his, well, hopefully not his bite!
why are you people so blunt and vulgar
there is no nuance to this
I keep forgetting that this place is populated by 12 year olds and the mentally retarded
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>literally just the word "cunnilingus"
>blunt and vulgar
insecure american male detected
Then do us all a favor and leave this board if you hate it so much
And people say Sup Forums is our ally.
>do us all
your hubris in speaking for everyone is worse
kill yourself
>"raised" by a single mother, I'm assuming.
what?
It'd be most un-Klossy of me to say I hope whoever sexually assaulted you at least got to cum.
>Karlie will never be your single mother who raises you to worship women
God I wish it were me
anyone have a stream?
Karlie personally hacks the website of anyone who tries to pirate her show.
Not even a polfag but all the shit about soy is backed in real science pal. Shit is terrible for a man to ingest
>No, honey, you can't play with Mummy's feetsies right now
>Not a Wikifeets "Expert"
I want to become good at hacking just so I can build up Karlie's legend. Maybe she'd eventually track down the mettlesome copycat coder and challenge me to a pilates workout to settle the score.
I bet her piss tastes like lemonade
Hahhhh
She really likes manhandling smol girls, doesn't she?
So when are she and Tay coming out?
It's not, in fact if you already have a high estrogen count it has a chemical in it that actually interferes with it's production if you drink enough of it.
Meanwhile American dairy milk, that most soy milk drinkers are replacing in their diet, literally has the actual chemical of estrogen in it because factory farmed cows have it injected into them all their lives to keep them lactating and this has made kids who drink it grow breasts before lmao.
And a common drink that actually does boost your body's estrogen production is your everyday beer but that's considered masculine so isn't a meme.
kaia is still 5'9
She's very strong. She should have been cast in Valerian. When she moves it's like watching a cheetah saunter on it's hind legs. How is she not part Nephilim or Pleiadian?
so what needs to happen to create 6'2" amazonian women more regularly?
Conquering continents for mongolian girls?
M-more like Kino Kloss r-right
>applied +2 points towards your /film/ admission
hang in their buddy, youre going to make it
Kino soles
>Josh Kushner
She's enjoying life before she has to convert to Orthodox Judaism.
Thanks Miss Kloss :3