Alright Disney, where's the flop at?

Alright Disney, where's the flop at?

Is it really SOLO and not Solo?

Yes. A plot point in the movie is that his real name isn't Han Solo, but SOLO has something to do with Emilia Clarke's character (the actual protagonist of the movie) and Han Solo uses it as his own name by the end

A trailer doesn't even have to contain the same scenes as the final movie, but there's one thing preventing any trailer from happening...
Changing the lead actors(s).

I refuse to believe this, 1/10.

If they recast Ingruber as Solo, the movie has a shot at being enjoyable. I might even go see it. But they won't. It's already cost them way too much money, they're probably going to release it with as little fanfare as possible in an effort to minimize damage to the Star Wars name

>not RANGER SOLO

It's too awful to be real... which means it's true.

You'll get it when Disney darn well feels like it alt virgin now shut the fuck up. Seriously

I hope it kills Emilia Clarke's career

>yfw even the Soyboy Media is turning on Disney

Not yet. This article just shows that Disney is mismanaging so badly that even the brainwashed shills are starting to notice

It's like one of those chicks who do the porny photospreads, but never shows her butthole, because it's one of those wrinkly ones.

After a while you just want to see it to get it over with. Nobody involved is going to be happy about the experience but at least you'll be able to get on with your life.

Yes, the Solo trailer is an unpleasantly wrinkly butthole on an attractive woman.
Show us your opening, Disney. So we can have closure.

>a. Cancel the movie now and lose the production money or
>b. Not recouping the production/advertisement cost after it was released + franchise saturation

Disney is in a difficult situation. There is no easy way out.

>Show us your opening, Disney. So we can have closure.

after TFA and TLJ, i hope Solo really hurts Disney's Star Wars. There's always the first six movies.

I just want to see how many boxes i can fill on my bingo card, from just the trailer alone.

>Show us your opening, Disney. So we can have closure.
Kek

I really am starting to think that Lucas left Kennedy in charge of Lucasfilm so that everything Disney did would fail and the prequels would be remembered more fondly

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the prequels at least had more heart despite some flaws

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Slow and steady. I hated the prequels, but in 2018 they are starting to look pretty good.

I second this. At this point, I think we all need to see Disney’s brown, wrinkly butthole.

One of the most apt metaphors I've seen in a while

I was expecting the article to be another "...and why it's a good thing".

No good things anymore for Star Wars.

You better be taking the piss, I swear to god

heh

I'm gonna say trailer will be shown during the super bowl

Why are older virgins so obsessed with buttholes?

Perfect

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Screencapped, based Satan's neighbour.

Sup Forums's bingos are spot on and hilarious, I always hate reddit's bingos.

WOOKIED

You will get the trailer when ever Disney pittys you fucking little nerds enough! Just shut the fuck up and pre order tickets!

I'll laugh so hard if it is true

>but never shows her butthole, because it's one of those wrinkly ones.
The fuck you sayin? They're all a fucking vortex of wrinkles.

>SOYLO

Han Solo takes a sit back during the whole movie kind of like Max in Fury Road, except he stays a neutered soyboy during the whole film.

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This guy wants to be the new Ben Fritz. I hope that he has a Disney insider that is also his girlfriend (or boyfriend).

I look forward to seeing this post in all future SOLO based posts.

I loved this but seriously why is that critics score not 93%? Talk about hopeful.

Sup Forums doesn’t pull their punches

>soyfriend

i can smell the flop from a mile away

But I like the wrinkly ones...

It's the protruding hemorrhoid ones that are the nasty ones.

>millenial falcon
lel