E MO TEP

E MO TEP

how come this is the comfiest movie ever? you spelled imhotep wrong

they stole this gag from redneck zombies (still funny tho)

JUPITER'S COCK!

I really love the movie.
And he's great in Spartacus too

>E-MOH-TEP
>SHOOT HIM
>SMASH HIM
>STICK HIM WITH A JEW

Should have just given everyone a cat.. they had one cat around once

Goodbye Beni

HEY O'CONNELL

modern egyptians treat cats like rodents, so it's not a stretch.

he was good as the mage

EMO TEP

I SAID LIQUOR THEM UP AND TAKE THEM TO THE PEACH TREE DANCE

HEY BENNY

Fun cast, what's her face is hot, Egyptian mythology is cool, WW1 era setting, action adventure but light tone, etc

god i love this fucking movie

That's not true, Muslims love cats because Muhammad (pbuh) loved them as well
Same reason they hate dogs

>I. HATE. MUMMIES!

The mummy and mummy returns are a perfect pair of movies

ALALALALALALALA

Benny had so many good lines
>You are my only friend O'Connell

My mom had a friend who named her son that

Was she black?

Well I remember her mother was some kind of SE Asian. Could have been her step mother though. I don't really remember her face but she wasn't dark.

That assassin dude who was in Deuce Bigalow apparently has his own female fan cult of horny 40-somethings because of these films

Not true. Muslims, much like other religions, make stuff up about their faith to fit their own beliefs. They hate all animals unless it's a fancy Falcon or whatever. They like animals they can't put monetary value on.

Indonesians are mostly muslim so that could be it.

I miss Beniposting

they can put monetary value on*

based

MILKSHAAAAAKE

This

idk why they had to make it a trilogy some movies are best as a duology

>Muslims, much like other religions, make stuff up about their faith to fit their own beliefs.
Are you suggesting there are some Muslim dominated countries where the majority of the population freely eats pork?

no, what would make you say that. They just think it's nasty now more than a religious thing.
They're also supposed to not drink, smoke and whatever mind altering thing but they're always using some shitty excuse.

I fucked up and apparently forgot where fucking China, Japan, and Korea where. No they were Buddhist or something because her mom was trying to convert mine. My mom went along with it because her mother would always give mine stuff. She set up some sort of shrine and shit. I remembered I asked what shit on my Dragon ball z poster said.

And she outright said she named the boy after the the movie. Ten year old me thought it was cool because I liked the movie a lot back then.

It's the same thing, retard. Their religion tells them cats = good, dogs = bad, so they love cats and kill dogs.

not true still, been through all of Northern Africa and nobody there would have a cat for pet except maybe the upper class but most of the time they're not muslims.

m8 there are twitter accounts where ISIS basically makes Caturday posts all day with kittens posing with guns and the black caliphate flag

Yes. Bosnia and Albania for starters.

get help "m8" "lad"

ISIS are western kids though

My mom says something about him being sexy every time she sees the Mummy on tv.

Thought he was a spaniard but apparently he's from Israel. Go figure.

convert to islam, infidel

so they love bacon?

the pork thing is way bigger in their heads

>(pig's blood upon him)

...

>muh pigs blood
>we should just have the army put pig's blood on their bullets, that'll end islam!
>bury a pig under the mosque, that'll stop muslims!
Thanks for the input, Sup Forums.

>b-but pol
Take your political shit back to pol, fucko.