What’s he thinking right now?

What’s he thinking right now?

>I need to recharge my phone soon.

Colbert is thinking what he always thinks.
> Stupid sexy Trump. I hate you but also love you.

>"Gosh I sure hope kids on the internet aren't saying mean things about me, I don't know what I'd do then"

>I fucking love Trump, ratings have never been better

right answer

>i wonder if God knows I’m gay

>I hope McDonald's is still doing buy one, get one free on premium sandwiches.

Probably this.

>I sure love my best friend John Podesta

His show is actually entertaining as fuck if you aren't a Sup Forums tier poster. I don't really watch his celebrity guests though. My boy Craig was good for that shit rip

Worst post on Sup Forums rn

more than you could possibly fathom

>2 SCOOPS! DRUUUUUUMPF!!!!

ZOMOHALD FRMOOOOOPF3738W0

>trump trump trump trump trump trum trump lord of the rings trump trump trump trump trump trump

le fish hook meme.jpg

Unpopular opinions aren't baits my boy

>"Fuck... Drumpf actually had a great state of the union... how am I going to spin it that he failed?"

>TWO SCOOOPPPSPSSSSSSSSS

Your missing the point. Colbert is palying 100 d chess. He knows his jokes are condescending and it makes the lower class more agitated... thereby putting them to the streets so they can be intensified and destroyed like the intergalactic child predators want.

>BLOMPFT

>”I love rape”

How much he hates America?

>North Koreans are torturing their own people and starving to where they need to eat dirt to survive, and that's a good thing!

DINKLESCHWORF!!!!!!!!

yep its colbert annoying the lower classes not the billionaire tax cut and obamacare restrictions.

IM PEACH GLUMPF

>How much longer do we have to wait for Mueller?

I'm thinking this too.

Rest assured though Sup Forums, it will be Mueller Time™ soon enough.

why do all jews wear those glasses? do they give them info on goyim through the lens?

From what I gather, Colbert hates Trump the most because he's unpresidential. Trump's speech was very professional and absolutely presidential. Will Colbert have the balls to praise Trump for once or is he going to carry on and be a crybaby?

Democrats on suicide watch

>Trump's speech was very professional and absolutely presidential.

He managed to stick to the script the last time too. People briefly said that maybe he'd finally shape up. But now as then it won't even be 24 hours before he embarrasses himself and the country on twitter, just like he does every day. The man is a joke, accept it and you won't be as devastated when Mueller kicks his ass to the curb.

>Colbert hates Trump the most because he's unpresidential
What are you a child?
He hates him because he's told to hate him. He's told to hate him because he's an outsider that is a threat to the status quo.

You dropped your tinfoil hat, Alex.

/thread

Cute. You believe things.

Are you retarded? He's an employee of a billion dollar company with political ties.

He who laughs last laughs best, snowflake. Daddy Trump's on borrowed time. Whatever charges Mueller brings a Democrat controlled post-midterm congress will gun straight for impeachments proceedings anyway. We'll just have to see if the 25th amendment isn't invoked first.

He got 72% approval from independents that has to hurt for liberals

lel

>im not mad hehehe

nooooo blumpf is done ANY DAY now reeeeee muller save us

desu the SOTU was pretty kino

...

"how will my career survive when Trump's second term is over?"

Absolute state

>this can't be happening

>damnit I cant make a joke out of this, its way too presidential

You people should look at this mans Wikipedia sometime its absolutely bonkers. If someone tried to use it as proof of reincarnation I would believe them because its literally like this guy can't lose at anything and cashing in on a serious karma boost.

>goes to basically a community college
>gets into plays
>does so well he gets a theater scholarship from Northwestern
>doesn't just get into a comedy troupe or suffer in plays for years
>nope gets to work with the greatest comics of his generation such as Amy Sedaris
>gets into movies
>gets his own show
>wins not some but ALL the emmys
>gets to run in politics and almost nominated for Republican president by sitting on his ass
>2006 legendary comedy performance at Press dinner
>gets literal species of animals named after him and stars
>#1 CBS talk show
>has been married with kids since fucking 1993 which is unheard of and wife is a decent 8/10 for 53 yo
>mother died at 93...wow sad
>you may note who I left out any hardship
>there was absolutely none

It's almost like he is a fictitious character.

XZRGRRRRRRRR DMPFFFFFFFFFF

>"great"
>made up statistics about immigration
>won't close Guantanamo for "reasons"
>want nuclear rearmament despite that going against our OWN precedent
>paraded victims around for sympathy
>vague threats against North Korea
>basked in the claps like he was a fucking deity

man i watched that first episode of that cartoon president show that he made and its not even bad its just so boring and the animation and art is like water BLAND AS FUCK

>How can I destroy America and ensure the downfall of traditional white values?

>being brainwashed to believe this

you dishonor us

Kek'd

>when the walnut sauce kicks in

>taking obvious bait

Colbert is a pedo

And Trump is a rapist.

Just like Clinton, its a sort of pottery

I sure could go for some soy about now.

(((CBS)))

what are some kinos with characters that drool on themselves?

The rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

Good.

I want Pence as POTUS. He's ruthless.

>Will Colbert have the balls to praise Trump for once or is he going to carry on and be a crybaby?
Probably won't even address it.

I bet you they started asking somewhat or very positive after respondents had been 70%+ positive.

Floomph is a madman! Help us! Save us!

If Trump goes down, Pence goes down with him because there's no way he's not implicated in this

Even if he escapes unscathed, he won't be able to roll back civil rights like Republicans want

>roll back civil rights like Republicans want
>people actually believe this

>implicated in this
In what? Russia using bots and memes to influence the election? Is that even a crime?
inb4
>calling Russia during the transition period is illegal
Then why isn't Jared Kushner in jail, considering he called Russia in order to get them to abstain from a UNSC resolution condemning Israel.

>Then why isn't Jared Kushner in jail

He's probably going to be indicted next

Women suffrage and affirmative action were mistakes.

>implying (((Kushner))) can be touched
oy vey!

>implying (((Meuller))) will indict a fellow chosen

>DA JOOOOOS

So much for any productive debate

i dont watch these late night shows and neither should you

>"great"
Fuck you.
>made up statistics about immigration
What let me guess your CNN fact check
>won't close Guantanamo for "reasons"
Obama changed his gitmo position on day 1 and kept it open.
>want nuclear rearmament despite that going against our OWN precedent
Huh
>paraded victims around for sympathy
Victims shouldn't get sympathy? Okay... also Jaoquin Castro brought a fucking dreamer with him.
>vague threats against North Korea
What do you want here, specific threats? Are you some kind of war mongerer.
>basked in the claps like he was a fucking deity
Okay buddy we know you are mad cuz you lost.

>Jaoquin Castro brought a fucking dreamer with him.

oh noes

it was good up until just after trump won, i know he only talks about trump because it's what sells, but it got old for me really fast after that. i wouldn't say "entertaining as fuck" though, he's charismatic and funny but more of a lazy watch

this

...

Soyboy libcuck detected

So...
Trump!
Am I right?

XLOMALD TBRUP

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Sociopaths are usually talented.

WOW.

I need the best Kennedy Wojacks

>wojack

>paraded victims around for sympathy
Only Dems can do that now?

What conservatives don't realize is they have been infiltrated by Liberals. It has officially become cool to like Jordan Peterson, 420 MMA guy, and the Rubin Report. False flag liberals like Colbert are purposefully acting dumb to push the plebs to the conservative cause so that Xenu and his intergalactic overlords can molest our children.

You actually believe this, don't you? How fucking sad. You cuntservatives are fucking nuts. Have fun watching Alex Jones psycho.

>its a /leftypol/ shitposting episode

pathetic

>>you may note who I left out any hardship
>>there was absolutely none

Dude half of his family died in a plane crash when he was young

looks like Trumps speechwriter desu senpai

>elect a racist meme/reality TV star
>clap when he manages to read from a piece of paper without being racist for 90 minutes
>American "politics"