Finnman DeTrolio, my arch-nemesis

Finnman DeTrolio, my arch-nemesis

I'M THE JOKER BABY

Shit "meme", Sopranos looks cringe af btw.

Sneed is the only good meme here in years.

Sneed, my arch-nemesis

looks like a puerto rican whore

>Think about it, Vito put bombs on both ferries. They've got a ferry full of prisoners and we're a ferry full of civilians.
>BLOW 'EM UP?

John Demacaroni, my arch-nemesis

Master Kenobi, my arch nemesis

NOBODY'S BLOWING EACH OTHER'S BOATS UP

Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

ey tone

all due respect

uhhhhhhhhhhh

what are we gonna do about this boat situation

CARMELA
AJ, your father and I have discussed it and we both think its time for you to get a job.

AJ
I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I have a job! I'm a janitor for a popular online imageboard. I clean up shitposts and one day I might make Moderator.

(Carmela throws her hands in the air and rolls her eyes)

CARMELA
Fantastic! My son cleans up virtual puke for a living!

TONY
And this online freak show you're working for, Do they pay you a salary? Do you get health insurance? Union?

AJ
Actually... I do it for free...

TONY (rage)
You do it for WHAT? Whatsamatterwithyou?! What have I been telling you for years? About how a man make a living? Provides for his family?

(Tony smashes his bowl of cereal behind AJ's head. Takes his phone and breaks it in his bare hands)

AJ (crying)
No Wonder I tried to kill myself 3 times last week!

(AJ runs up the stairs. The door to his room slams)

(Bobby Enters as Tony Breathes Heavily)

BOBBY
You know Quasimodo predicted all this.

heh sneed xD

Waste of dubs

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>SWEAR TO CHRIST

Pretty good, read it in their voices

>Historically, Carmine Falcone always said the Joker are nothing more than a glorified mad dog, I want whoever let him off the leash. Plain and simple.
>Did you know that fat cock sucker Gordon used to call me Harvey "Two-Face" in the precinct?
>You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years on the bar, I wanted Falcone behind bars. I compromised. I arrested every mobster in Gotham instead. I wanted to fuck Rachel but I compromised... I jacked off to the podracing scene from The Phantom Menace. You see where I'm goin'?
>There's no way to predict chance in my chancebook.

me at the bottom

You also wasted your dubs

>You also wasted your dubs

>69
nice

Like poetry, 3 sets of dubs were wasted. And you ruined it by not having dubs to also waste. Fuck you.

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Jesus that is 10/10. Read it all in their voices

Haven't laughed this hard at a post in a while, god I love Sil

>no version with Finn and Phasma yet