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A boy (The Goose) falls in love with a girl (Liv Tyler). Unable to confess he decides to join his friend's (Jack Black) crazy expedition to a recently discovered underwater cave-system. They are joined by their eccentric millionaire financier (Alec Baldwin), badass ex-military survival expert (Antje Traue) and the guy who carries all their heavy stuff (some black guy). The movie alternates between the group's descent deeper into the cave, the nerve-wrecking tension slowly tearing them apart, and flashbacks to The Goose's brief moments of happiness as he orbited around the girl of his dreams.
At the end we discover she'd been seeing the black guy, which the Goose knew from the get-go. The reason he agreed to go on the expedition was so he could take revenge, but he's unable to do so when the group discovers a species of intelligent squid living in the depths.
The last 45 minutes consist of philosophical discussions with this new intelligent species that wishes no harm to man but tastes delicious, as discovered by Jack Black. In the end The Goose and Antje Traue have a love-scene featuring multiple tentacle-creatures penetrating their rears.

Spider-Man, but literal

erotic horror.
female ghosts terrorize the living as a form of masturbation, the louder you scream the harder they cum

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The Simpsons Movie 2: Return to Rural Route 9

A woman becomes infected with a spore that makes her extremely hungry all the time and makes every organ in her body really stretchy so she just starts slowly expanding more and more every day and has to find the cure before she becomes too large to navigate building interiors. Also it increases her sex drive so she has to stop everything she's doing to masturbate furiously at least 5 times a day or else the pent up sexual energy makes her expand more. Also it slows down her digestive system so she only poops once a week.

>boy is working on a ship
>the captain is a lonely milf
>they slowly develop a deep relationship

it finds a way

>milf
so it's gonna be shit tier then?

give it to me now.

I'm actually writing one. It's a cheap horror film, a la Blumhouse, about an agoraphobic architect that lives in a haunted apartment.

A knight from a dreadful and cruel world is pulled into a nicer world, a place of no suffering or vengeful creatures from the dark corners.

Basically imagine if a Knight from dark souls was pulled into a Studio Ghibli world of adventure

A knight from a dark and terrifying world of monsters and eldritch creatures is pulled into another world of adventure and light hearted people and places. He is trying to get back to his world because he doesn't belong to this world he has ended up in. Along his journey he meets different interesting characters making it harder and harder for him to leave, each character makes him open up about his life and the world he belongs to giving us a deeper insight to this character's life and why he is compelled to return. One such character he meets becomes his closest friend, they are both inseparable looking out for one another along the journey back to his world. By the end of this story both will part in bittersweet moment remembering the time they have known each other, taking a token from each other to never forget. The knight returns to his bleak world a little happier and to the end of his days he fights with a smile knowing that one day he will see his friend again.

I wanted to make an animation, but it's been sitting in the idea folder for about a year now, furthest I got was some knight doodles with bad armour design (I learned since then how armour/helms should actually work and what they're for) and a miniature set of the Church he enters in the opening scene.

Here's the minature set, it was fun.

that's really good, you have talent

>Beverly after Jean-Luc's inevitable death

looks great

as for the idea - the only problem I see is a lack of obstacles in that "safe" world, unless the main obstacle is inside the hero, of course

this is fantastic

Joe was an old guy (not too old but grayed). He was an excon and needed money for the winter. One day he was approached by a creepy guy who offered him money to make a porn with an underaged girl. Joe did it. The creepy guy was mysterious and very manipulative. He controlled the filming down to tiniest details, and insisted the whole porn being shot as one long take, from a voyeuristic angle. The girl was abused and Joe pitied her.
A week later a scandalous video of a rich boss cheating on his wife was exposed and crashed stock market. Joe recognized that the video was the porn he enacted and the face of the rich boss was shopped. The creepy guy tried to kill Joe and Joe began to run. Joe couldn't go to police because he was an excon rapist. He went to the rich boss and made deal to find the original file to prove the porn was shopped, in return the boss tracked the creepy guy and the girl but not turn them to the authority.
It turned out the rich boss indeed had sex with the girl before it's just that the creepy guy couldn't record it. The rich boss tried to kill everyone but the creepy guy fought back. Everyone died except Joe.

Nice set. The idea is a bit meh though.

Not gonna lie, I would probably watch this.

>Admiral Richard Byrd (first man to transverse north AND south pole) said theres more land to be discovered outside of south pole
>Byrd says antartica (south pole) is full of uranium and mountains of coal that could "generate enough energy for the entire earth for centuries"
>Byrd says theres a continent as big as america beyond the south pole from south america

"... Strangely enough theres left in the world today: an area as big as the U.S. thats never been seen by a human being, and thats beyond the pole on the other side of the southpole from middle america - and I think its quite astonishing that there should be an area as big as that unexplored." Admiral Richard Byrd

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shot in real time movie about an exhibitionist girl tearing up her clothes and walking home the long way while trying to not be seen but also secretly wanting to be seen

what happened to the girl?

let him save her pls

>A week later a scandalous video of a rich boss cheating on his wife was exposed and crashed stock market
Remove the stock market crash. It's just silly. The stock market wouldn't crash because of that.

I'd would change it to simply it being a large company which is well known, people don't like buying shit from companies owned by KNOWN pedos.

Sounds nightmarish. Tell us more about it.

sounds like a serbian film knockoff

Race the Kikes, Gas War Now
>In post-apocalyptic future, a Jewish group of survivors races against Neo-Nazis in an attempt to find the last oil reserve on earth.

I'm expanding on this: it's a documentary about a real exhibitionist girl and the first half is interviews and getting to know her and talking about exhibitionism.
the second half is one continuous shot of her arriving in a public place,discarding her clothes and sneaking home in real time.

A man falls asleep, he wakes up.

is she hot

would watch

Pic related.

we would make sure to use the hottest one that applies

Can she have a girls penis?

nah m8 i ain't no queer

So what is creepy guy's motivation for making the movie if he already witnessed the actual event? Make some kind of thing going on between him and the girl and you might just have a pretty decent story. Stop posting it on Sup Forums, though.

Of course!

nice

But it's a girl (male), how is it gay bruv.

if my peepee goes hard when I see a peepee I get spooked

noice

they're killing for guzoline

would watch

Proper cyberpunk buddy cop detective story, with heavy emphasis on detective work. Main character's partner is a robot obsessed with body modification and obsolete media storage. He was built to work in a library but got thrown in the trash when his library was defunded and shut down.
Not sure on the details of the plot but I was thinking of shamelessly ripping off an episode of Star Trek DS9 in which someone attempts to fake his own death by murdering his clone. I love the device but the episode didn't handle it in a very interesting way.
I also like the idea of introducing an obvious love interest and having the main character ignore her completely.
I have a head full of ideas but nothing solid to connect them. It might even work better as a book, I don't know.

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A guy has to deal with the fact he likes traps, it's an internal comflict which lasts months and ends up like that screencap of that user falling for the trap meme and having balls in his mouth only to regret it and hate his life and what it has become.

Anyone got the cap?

does he end up being gay or straight.
or does it cut to credits before we can get a definitive answer

samefagging hard

I'd have to get in touch with that user who ended up fucking a trap, from the screencap he seemed very upset and blamed us for tricking him.

that third one's not me

absolute trash

take your meds

Two black girls break into a white guys house to rape him while they record him. They have a gun btw. Turns out that his sister hired them because their grandfather has it in his will that if any of his grandchildren has sex with a non-white person they won't inherit his money (and the grandfather just died btw). However turns out that the white boy has a big dick (12 inches) and so he fucks them so hard that he's able to disarm them and he finds out what his sister has done. Then he hires the black girls to rape his sister while he records the video and then he sends it to the lawyer and inherits all the money. The sister is half-jewish btw (that's why she's so evil).

those girls are HIDEOUS

It's his half-sister. They have the same father and the guy isn't jewish.

Gay.

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Two hardened soldiers work as a team in a post-apocalyptic future(The Goose, and John Leguizamo) a mishap between the biggest gang running New California lands the two in hot water, the two are consistently on their toes as anyone could be in this gang and is out for their blood, which forces them into hiding. As the movie comes to an end the gang closes in on their location. Before they go out in a blaze of glory Leguizamo's character tells his best friend to wait. He confesses his love to him, from the moment he saw him. Gosling's character says nothing, his stoic expression takes him back, but then he passionately kisses him and they enter a loving embrace right before going out, together

Can we go back to film ideas or qt grills (male)

Bestiality

I'm like kinda disappointed that there hasn't been an instant response

Like father, like daughter
An ex-CIA agent (Sylvester Stallone) has a security agency. He has three daughters (Stallones daughters) that would like to work in his security company too. But he doesnt want that, because he is too afraid they might get hurt and he couldnt live with it if he couldnt protect them than. We see while he and his men protects people, his daughter are helping him secretly. They build their own secret hq with surveilance equipment and gyms covered up behind a cake shop. Stallone has to protect a senator wife but a terrorist group kidnapps her and him. The terrorists wants to pressure the senator to get certain codewords for army buildings to steal weapons. As Stallone was kidnapped a daughter was there but had to protect the child of the senator. Now all three search and hunt for the terrorists. They can free Stallone but the senators wife isnt there. They learn that she is somewhere else and in one army camp is material to build a handfull of dirty bombs. Stallone refuse that his daughters help him, but they can convince him they are capable of after the daughters can track the terrorist down. Now they start to train and build things A-Team style to rescue the senator wife hidden in a lonely mansion. After Stallone, his men and daughters rescued her, they work with him, the cake shop now their hobby.

premise:
young man stuck on moon, drinks moon water.

My idea was the creepy guy tried to film it but failed so he had to reenact it

directed by Eastwood

Unironically would pre-order (I've never pre-ordered anything in my life)

he finally gets rescued after a moon mission rover spots him, astronauts sent to bring him back. back on earth they do tests on him to find out how he could live on the moon but find nothing out of the ordinary. dumbfounded they release him and he returns to a normal life. the media bothering him constantly wanting to broadcast the moonman to the world, but all he wants is solitude. he feels a constant craving for moon water and every day its getting stronger, until he contacts nasa asking they retrieve it for him. they explain there is no water on the moon. moonman jury rigs a makeshift flamethrower and goes to nasa hq to torch the place and kill everyone inside. the end.

a guy is in search of the perfect porno. he's scoured the internet for the best and always ends up unsatisfied. one day he decides to hire hookers to make his own vids. it never works out. a pimp beats him up, the whores hate him, and they all look slightly busted anyway. they never stick to his script or pay attention to his storyboards. as he's about to give up, he sees a gorgeous girl who would be perfect. he approaches her and begs her to be a part of his production. she's creeped out, but she's exactly what he's been looking for. over a week, he tries a few times to convince her to join in. eventually she calls the cops and they arrest him for harassment. as they take him away, he drops his script on the ground. she picks it up, and later reads it with her friends. they love it. it's like nothing they've seen before.

years pass by, and the guy gets out of jail. he immediately starts looking at porn again and sees his dream smut online. a warm smile appears on his face, and then he dies from auto erotic asphyxiation

this
except Adam Sandler plays all the characters

and the soundtrack is by No Doubt and other ska bands

The creepy guy

but what did he drink

Sure, so he can watch his favorite voyeuristic fantasy over and over. And then, I'm assuming, the video gets leaked and people think it's the real thing, Joe included. Ironically it practically is the real thing. Creepy guy is just taking a huge risk for doing all of this. He's not just peeping through a window. If he was actually attracted to the girl he would have more incentive to follow through with all of this. Just consider that. You want everyone's motives to be completely clear in the end.

moon water

but there is no water on the moon

A girl wants nothing more than to get a horse to ride and take care of but she can't afford it so she volunteers at a stable. One day she's working late and a freak storm comes out of nowhere, a horse she's grown fond of starts to give birth. Locked in the stable by herself she tries to help the horse give birth but it ends up dying in child birth, however the foal survives.

Eventually the stable owners make it over and tell her she needs to leave, thinking she's fired she rides her bike home crying. She doesn't show up to work for a few days and eventually the stable owners call her and ask where she is, surprised she returns to work. Once she steps inside the stable she see's the foal that survived, it's sleeping but looks odd so she asks about it and why the mother died.

They tell her that the foal is actually a rare diabetic horse and the mother died because it was so fat. They tell her she can have the horse because it will amount to nothing and as long as she works at the stable she can keep it there for free. Montage of a few years, the horse is fatter and fatter and more and more diabetic and we see the girl trying to train it to do things but it's fat and a diabetic horse.

Now that she's entering college and can't keep the diabetic horse any longer she decides to enter it in a race for one last fun time, but this is no ordinary race, it's a race against time as the horse is a diabetic horse and is going to die in a few weeks from being a diabetic horse.

Anyway she enters the race and everyone makes fun of her and she and the diabetic horse try to persevere but can't because it's a diabetic horse and all of its legs break during the race and it dies but because it's diabetic it attracts lot's of bee's because the blood smells so sweet. The girl it turns out is allergic to bee's and is put in the hospital where she meet's a man named Ed and they get married and she has a baby but dies in childbirth cuz the baby is fat and diabetic.

caspere knew this

whos caspere

the moonman

...

Kino

jesus m8

is insulin a athelte?

Sam Hide is a werewolf hunter, his sidekick is Jack Black, Samny gets killed after 10 min and Jack will have revenge his death

This one is really damn good man. I'm amazed

Honestly, that would be interesting and cheap regarding actor costs.

During the 70's, an obsessive man whose daughter was killed years before wanders through America looking for a couple of incestuous, cannibal serial killers. The man tries to use the only surviving victim, a girl not dissimilar to his own daughter, as bait. It's like The Searchers mixed with Moby Dick and Blood Meridian.

Evil billionares, corporations, the elite, deep state and various powerful
governments encouraging and actively transporting diseased flesh eating
zombies to normal civilizations. Chaos ensues in once normal neighborhoods
when the flesh eating zombies brought by corrupt governments starts leaking
and causing an outbreak in a world turning rapidly apocolyptic.

>elements of "day of the dead" where they try to tame the zombies)
>(propaganda videos on tv and commercials convincing people to take them)

This but the werewolves are a metaphor for jews

something i wrote when i was drunk at 3 in the morning

Wanna know what I came to learn after spending three years on the moon, Ray? You can't squeeze water out of a moonstone, Ray. One small step.

women falls in love with shapeshifter who loses his lifeforce the more people know him. movie would be them moving around posing as different familes: mother/son, brother/sister etc.

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user is mkultra'd by the flood of shill posts that have secsecrsubliminal messages to cause different catastrophic world news events (bombings, mass shootings, assassination)
he is only freed by the reverse psyop that eliminates the brainwash and replaces it with an obsession for traps and feet

him and his new gf (male) try and help other brainwashed anons before they fullfill their missions

directed by tarantino

I have two ideas but I really don't know what to do with them. I just have the situation, but I don't know where they could go afterwards.

One is about a depressed man with suicidal thoughts. One day he has to travel due to work and the plane he travels in suddenly crashes. He's the only survivor. A mysterious figure starts stalking him and telling him that he's a sort of prophet and a cult builds around him, but he doesn't want anything to do with this.

The other one is about a chasm suddenly opening outside a modest town. A group of experts is sent to investigate it, but they have no idea what has caused it and where does it stop. They try to spelunk it, but it seems to be bottomless. The chasm slowly grows towards the city, some centimeters every few days. People start migrating there to contemplate it and some say that, if you sleep near it, you can see in your dreams what lies in the other side, but you forget once you wake up. People start praying there and building shrines to pray there, but the chasm consume it.

>film about a poor autistic boy who is over 18 and gets sexually molested by his aunt and his day carer
>his sperm becomes well known for being very powerful and fertility rates are very low so it is discovered that he is the only fertile male left alive
>he is stood on city walls being masturbated by women into onto the crowd below and they are stood holding cups desperately wanting some sperms to make themselves pregnant

The year is 2063.
Humanity is Close to World War 3. Tensions are high.
One day, all contact to earth's moon base is lost. A Group of astronauts is sent up there to investigate and rescue the base's Crew if possible.
After ariving at moon's Orbit, and EMP-Impulse disables their ship and they Crash land on moon, next to the base.
It turns out everyone on the moon base died. All System there have been fried by an emp, just like the rescue-team's ship. Everyone on the moon base is dead.
The Team triangulates the origin of the Impulse and travels there.
They find a giant Alien space ship, Crash landed on moon.
After convincing the Aliens to let them aboard their ship, they manage a peaceful 1st contact.
It turns out most of the Crew is apathic and addicted to some Kind of VR-game. The few crewmembers left with a clear mind are not enough to do the repairs neccesary.
The reason they came to earth was because of a rumor they heard, that a secret path leading to the world of immortality starts from earth. The Alien Ship's captain is an old, sick man dying from blood-cancer.
As it turns out, humanity can cure his disease - something his technologically advanced races was not able to do.
Against all protocoll and under heavy complaints from his Crew, the Alien captain decides to join the astronauts and come with them, back to earth.
On their way back, they contact NASA and tell them what happened up there. After all: All contact had been lost after the EMP.
The leader of the Astronaut Team hower, decides to fuck the NASA and to fuck america. To fuck every Country on earth. He declares to Abandon his US citizenship and that henceforth, he is a citizen of earth. Terra. Then cuts the Connection.
Their ship lands in the middle of the Gobi desert where hundreds of Alien work-robots start building what is to become the greatest citiy on earth.
The Vision: Huminty united under a single flag. As part of a great space-wide power.
End of Pilot Episode.

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