Go to see a film

>go to see a film
>turns out it was a movie

>get all dressed up to see a kino
>turns out it was merely cinema

>Go to watch a flick
>It's a kino

>Go out with normie friends, expect a good movie, film at best
>It's actually cinema

Samefag

>pepe has a rotten banana

>start watching a kino
>ends up being a bioscoop

Are you sure about that?

>using red theme on a blue board
for why

>settle in for a litty romp
>turns out it was a lovecraftian film

very kafkaesque

>Go to see a instant classic
>It turns out to be a crowd-pleaser

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12 replies and 11 posters, doing the math you're probably a brainlet. Hang yourself.

Because I like it

>Go to the must-see movie event of the year
>It turns out to be a mere blockbuster

>order DUMB roastie WHORE to bring a film over because I FUCK her
>DUMB roastie WHORE brings a movie

based insane poster

>Go to see a flick
>It's actually a joint

>go see A Movie Your Whole Family Will Enjoy
>it's actually a dadcore

>go to watch cinema
>it's actually cinémá