Which one of them do you think got more pussy back then?

which one of them do you think got more pussy back then?

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Elijah Wood

being best friends with turbochads means you clean up all the prime strange they reject

Leo doesn't really look like a Chad but I bet got most of the pussy because Johnny Depp admited he is socially awkward and has anxiety attacks in.

Leo seems more like the type that would try and slay as much puss as possible

leo

Johnny might look like an Alpha super Chad,
but on the inside he is super shy.

Leo on the other hand is a pussyslayer.

Leo got more, but Johnny got quality>quantity

Leo.

Johnny is not a pussyslayer, he is one of those "muh relationship" chads.

Did Tim Burton get pussy?

Leo slayed 200 pussies a month

Depp slayed the same pussy for 2 years.

toby did.

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Leo and his cat pack or whatever with Toby for sure they even got a movie banned that they made because it showed how bad they we're Johnny likes to party though but that's it

why no slut has accused Leo or Johnny?

Literally whos

>Reading and laughing at western philosophy
>Nihilism

tips fedora*
You sure are an actually enlightened gentleman.

Because they were probably confident enough in themselves to be honest with the roasties from the beginning, and told them that whatever happened would be casual. The problem with these soyboyz getting busted in metoo is that they're pussies at heart, and they try to sneak their way into sex. If they were just straight up girls would be chill and not destroy them after

You see that belt Leo has on.. my ppls made that.
I can recognize that pattern anywhere

Imagine being you for a day

any man worth his salt would outright deny anything if it wasn't true and defend himself proudly
these beta men actually entertain the "victim's" story even if it turns out to be nothing

>"They" are the fun-lovin' guys you always see Leo around with. Even before there was Leomania, Leo always traveled with his pack of devotees, known in Hollywood circles as "The Pussy Posse." "They're all about seeing the girls," says a magazine photographer in New York who once had to sneak Leo and his boys, then the uninvited, into a Victoria's Secret event.

>"The pussy posse" didn't get its name for nothing. "When you're my age," DiCaprio says in The Leonardo DiCaprio Album, "your hormones are just kicking in and there's not much besides sex on your mind."

>The gossip mill has produced a Cannonball Run of beauties supposedly "linked" to Leo: Alicia Silverstone, Juliette Lewis, Kate Moss, Kate Winslet (who said, "To me he's just smelly, farty Leo"), Demi Moore (Bruce was in Delaware shooting a movie), Claire Danes (who called him "immature"), Bridget Hall (who told me, "Nothing happened," refuting the Globe, which quoted her as saying, "He was lousy in bed. The sex was bad"), Sharon Stone (Leo said, of their screen kiss, "I was expecting a little more from ol' Sharon, y'know? Actually, she hurt my lip").

It needed that many people to write those horrid lyrics?

didn't johnny's ex-wife accuse him?

>that story about Leo completely ignoring some chick who was riding him and instead vaping and listening to MGMT through his headphones

I'd smash and dash tbqh

she'd accuse you of rape tho

>be Leo
>fuck roasties
>they say you have a Titanic 9" dick
>show your half-chub on a boat
>it's about 4"
>which means the full cock is around 7"
Women really do suck at spacial reasoning... But apart from dick compliments, rumor has it he's really lousy at sex.

Young Leo was such a prime twink.
I would have smashed his boipucci and I'm not even gay.

Because turbo chads have unlimited pussy grabbing permissions.

Yeah leo doesn't age well. Am gay but wouldn't be near his boipuci now

Agreed

Back then, Depp. Leo was a literal who.

Pretty sure Elijah's a fag.

>Pretty sure Elijah's a fag.
how are you so sure

He's too soft and pretty. He was born to bottom.

...

Helena was hot when he got her.