ITT: actors who could whoop your ass

ITT: actors who could whoop your ass

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Damn, Jeremy Irons looks like *THAT*?

ed o'neill

Isn't Henry Rollins 70 and not an actor? Pretty sure he was 50 in the 90s when I saw Rollins Band

forgot pic

All Australian Male actors except Liam Hemsworth

Even Jackman would jack your shit

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>have character inspired and modeled after you
>character becomes massive hit and fan favorite
>can't play character in the immensely popular television adaption because you're too short irl
lmao

>tfw you bought the 'Up For It' album and wanted to neck yourself afterwards. He's so fucking awful.

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I wish she would

A poser if I've ever seen one.

no he wouldn't, all his fight experience is from beating up drunk fans at shows he never trained combat sports

If Dolph Lundgren was rich and had his parents murdered in front of him at an early age, he could have easily become Batman.

>3rd degree kyokushin karate black belt
>win european championship
>Master's degree in chemical engineering
>gets scholarship to MIT
>become bodyguard to supermodel
>starts dating the supermodel
>quit school and becomes an actor
>first two roles are a bit part in James Bond and a lead role in Rocky 4

>Henry Rollins
>Actor

Charles Bronson was a hard mother fucker

*blocks the joker's path*

Probably all of them.

Yeah,I heard he is jackin other dudes 24/7

Based

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back when fight club was around and people used to seriously ask the question "what celebrity would you fight" the answer for me was either Henry Rollins or Jackie Chan.

I feel both of them are smoke and mirrors tough and couldn't fight shit.

Pretty much all of them. I'm quite broken these days.

Rollins is a soyboy though

>Even Jackman
Why do you put it like that?

First legit answer.

jackie chan has never claimed to be tough

If he was alive, Bruce Lee.

I want to fight this guy

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YEAH LIE

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Fortunately, I'm not a Vietnam fucking shit

>Patrice and Jim in an alternate universe

Or would he have skipped all that and gone straight to The Punisher.

Jackie never competed or anything, but he does have martial arts training. Remember, he's a guy crazy enough to drop off a 3 story clocktower, land on his head, then get up and do it again two more times.

Do you really want to fight a guy who's that crazy?

That's not fair though. No one could defeat a Xenomorph.

It won't be the ass-whipping, more the dry sarcastic insult after the fact that would hurt the most.

They should cast her in the Species remake. It would save on special effects.
She'd probably lay eggs in a few stuntmen though.

He'd waste you like manly cologne.
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"It's like something out of a fairytale."

Jackie's an acrobat. That's why he's so ripped. He could just scramble up a wall and throw bricks down on you.
I got the feeling that Samo Hung in his prime was actually a mean fucker. He might get in a crippling blow before you found your rhythm.

A younger Rollins was an aggro rage freak. Constantly looking for things to be offended by.
I don't know if he'd win, but it would be like fighting a Tasmanian Devil.
Completely uncontrolled spastic rage blur.

Check this beautiful interview with Rollins back in the day.
The kid trying to interview them is nervous as shit, and not doing too well.
Henry tries to douche and dominate him, playing up his "Authentic Punk" act,
but the kid actually grows some balls and pushes back.

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Poor Henry. Insecurity dwells in the soul and no amount of angry shouting on stage and bodybuilding is going to defeat it.
That little Howdy Doody kid had more grit and self-belief.

Thick. Solid. Tight

Your description of Rollins also applies to Phil Anselmo

Joe's built like a Runescape dwarf