Someone should press charges

someone should press charges

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>Go into this kind of thread
>See some brilliant come backs
>One unfunny cunt posts a picture of the girl, makes some snarky unfunny come back then samefags his own reply to make it look like he "owned" them

That's why these threads died.

>be fat while growing up
>girls don’t like fat guys and the girls who like fat guys only like you for a fetish
>be fat, gay and likes other fat guys
>other gay chubs only like skinny chasers
>tfw couldn’t win back then and still can’t win now

>be skinny short and baby faced
>not gay either
welp

Tried hitting the gym there, bacon grease? Moderate exercise, Ketogenic diet. Watch the pounds fall off.

>died
Pretty sure there is 1 up atleast 4 times per week

Emma was so fucking cute in Superbad holy shit

I was obsessed with her when this came out, also mila kunis in thats 70s show. I had very good taste

Yes you did

Will he ever catch a break?

No. He made it in Hollywood as the fat funny guy. He can lose weight and try to be the leading man but that isn’t who he is or how the public sees him. I don’t know why he doesn’t just own it

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Gyms cost money and diets are for women.
Just fill a bag with rocks and lift that.

Oh noes Holly wood has literally all Jews who could have ever foreseen this.
We get holy fuck the hill and stone name didn't tell you that?

I've liked him in everything I've seen so far, why are people so mean to him but nice to patton oswalt who deserves attacks?

Never gonna make it

Same here user, the girl I like is the same height as I am, but she prefers tall dudes

> You see, that's why you're this lonely and sad woman

>people are happier when they have more power in the relationship.

No shit. Thanks science.

theres a workaround to this. but she prob prefers her bull instead

women can't be "happy", their brains won't let them. That's why they're not content and invent issues, problems, drama, bullshit. they'd like to blame it on anxiety or paranoia, but really they just can't handle feeling one thing for too long, so they explode into sadness or anger or whatever else, once they feel that for too long they want to feel comforted and forgiven, or misunderstood and get to brood for a while. when they're done with all that they might go back to feeling good for a while until it's back to feeling bored so they invent something else
i don't care that they do it, i care that they inflict it on you poor straightfags, in their explosions of gay emotions they cheat or steal or divorce which makes my friends unhappy.