Keeping Up with the Kardashians

>ywn be Kim’s professional butt shiner
Why live?

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how can kanye compete?

you have to be turbo gay to even get an interview so

Her arse is so fucking fake looking.

it is fake

>arse
Sup Forums is a website for Americans.

that actually looks disgusting

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTT

i'm genuinely interested to see how weird she's going to look as she ages. that much plastic, i'm thinkin salvador dali levels of fucked up when she hits that wall.

>Affect homo lisp
>Prance around like a fairy
>get to touch the asses of the rich and famous for a living
What are some films where the good guy is a sneaky devil?

This is what Kim's butt looks like

>Family dinner with friends
>So user what do you do?
>I... I.... ....

Filth

Keep speaking my language boyo

Her ass looks like a shitfilled diaper.

nah you have to do anal with one of her giganigga bodyguards and guess who's taking it

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You're gonna need more than a spritzer bottle to fix that mess buddy.

How do you get legs as thik as this guy's ? This shit always terrified me, looks like he could snap them in two just tripping on the floor.

cor blimey mate it is the queen's we speakin roight now innit guvnah?

Would they have turned out this way if Robert didn’t die?

>letting the thinnest piece of white cloth ride up against your bare asshole
got i'd hate to be in charge of her laundry

Sure is pal o'mine. If you're descended from anything other than an anglo bloodline your ancestors would be saddened by your default dialect.

>implying her ass isn't bulbous from being filled with faeces that she has to get extracted from her every night
There's no chance of splashback

>Uncanny valley tumors are unflattering
whoah wtf

Na mutt

What are you guys talking about? This is the butt that broke the internet.

Is touching Kim's butt the equivalent of holding the holy grail?

Is there a specific name for this type of mental illness?

>dat cellulite

Not to be pedantic, but let me be pedantic. American English is closer to original English than whatever the hell you guys are speaking now. Your Garbled-Marbles English is relatively new.

Plucking all dem gnarly black sandboon body-hairs.

I'm talking about the language itself not the accent you big dummy.

Are the kardashians some mkultra brainwashed mouthpiece on tv to sell propaganda i.e. multiculturalism lgbt and race mixing?

Okay, that's clearly fillers in there.

>closer to original english
What is original english pray tell user? The dialect spoken by the angles? Old english?

>all ass
>no legs

Get the fuck outta here

>touching disgusting oil injected ass

just go to some guetto strip club and get the same experience as this guy

T. Homo

>fillers
nah dude she's just thick omg so hot just don't think about it and let the media tell you what you find attractive

t. No standard shit eater. There's no difference between you and a homeless person who searches trash for food. Kys

the proportions are all wrong

>photoshopped beyond all recognition and has to stay relatively still in a certain position to look good
Yeah dude that guy's a real queer for not getting hard for her!

gross

it takes a real delusional nigger to see any sort of attractiveness in a body well out of proportion, plus that shits been edited to fuck and back

thats so weird. why would you get butt implants? boobs i can understand but butt? just do squats and shit wtf

>Kim kardashians height 5’3
Is that a child size bed?

It looks like a giant skin diaper.

This, plus it'll make your thighs thick as fuck at the same time. It's so fucking lazy.

DAMN PETE BURNS LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

do blax really find this attractive?

Nice piece of reddit trivia

you dont need mkultra to get some random amenian whores to do stupid things. maybe kanye for marrying her though

It is amazing the things some women will do to be seen as beautiful even after they’re old and have a husband and children.

WHOAH DUDE MY DIIIIIICK I'M EJACULATING SEMEN DUDE

>Fantasising over a fake assed race-mixing dimwit because the hebrew elite tell you to
Could you be any more asleep?

She could squeeze out a full sized turd and you wouldn't see it from a side view.
Revolting.

t. amerimutt that LARPs as white from Sup Forums

fucking disgusting; i'd imagine someone whos this successful on living off their looks would have enough money to get a decent ass-job

>thinking most women have the work ethic to squat

Women are lazy and take the easy way out with everything

>butt shiner
like that helps anything with that huge pile of disgusting fucking cottage cheese

I've seen gore
I know what these implants look like
She's fully JUSTed

>so photoshopped the skin looks like a completely different material

yeah I’m a real queer

>we're lonely user
>would you keep us company?

Does Kanye approve of this?

>spray bottle
Polishing a turd: the image

>Assfags want to fuck things which 90% of their dicks couldn't reach
What a horrible curse

Kanye sent her to an unlicensed ass implant "doctor"
The same "doctor" killed someone last year with a faulty implant that started leaking chemicals.

Both Amber Rose and Nikki Minaj were customers of her. Kanye used to send these women to this "doctor" and there's no doubt Kim was sent there as well.
Kanye likes to brag about it too and says he cannot have a woman without an ass.

No it is not, pendejo

a real ass changes shape with different positions though user.

You neckbeards would be lucky if Kim, even spared you a glance.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFTPTPTPT-SSSSSSSssssss

kanyes a weird ass nigga

Mate you don't even understand the history of your own dialect.

Who cares nigga

uh hu, tell that to the north of England . you jerk.

Poor lad
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