British '''Television'''

>British '''Television'''

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>Brits get arrested for not paying to watch this

>German ''Television'''

>posting 80s tv program

That's not halal for German television today

If it was American or European television the dildos would be black.

youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

American soap fights vs British soap fights
youtube.com/watch?v=WB7fBpIRey4
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why is the lighting in british television always dogshit

Is that Anne Hathaway?

Kelly Brook

...

Wow she actually does look like Anne Hathaway.

Shit like this reminds me how conservative I am. Maybe i'm a weird prude, but I don't want girls mouthing dildos on national television

We don't show dildos on American television m8. We haven't hit that level of degeneracy yet.

leigh francis is so tiresome nowadays

He was always tiresome.

Surprised the bigger cock wasn't black.

>british """television"""

>tfw moving out of folks place
>local council giving me the forms needed
>one is 'TV Licenses registration'
>pushes the form back saying 'I have no need for this'
>Council member gives me some look like i've just shat in her coffee going 'don't be daft, you need to pay for a TV License'

Why can't they just get rid of it? Already know like 5 people who only use Internet for this shit.

OIM BRETTISH MAYTE
Bongloid here, it annoys me how the new edgy thing to do is shitpost about England but that skit had me in stitches

umm wtf this is literally rape I'm literally shaking right now

American "Comedy"
>12 harvard educated "comedy writers" sit in a room shoehorning cheap, obvious jokes into a formulaic soap opera script
>$8 million sound stage is built on a multi-trillion dollar studio lot and covered in brightly coloured corporate logos
>700 fans of the show are packed into the studio and instructed to laugh as loud as they can when the "LAUGH" sign lights up
>6 conventionally attractive celebrity "actors" wave their arms around and scream their lines at each other for 4 hours
>editor selects 10 minutes of material from the footage
>this is broadcast to 200 million americans in 3 minute bursts inbetween 5 minute-long commercial "breaks"
>everyone gets paid $40 million per episode (of which there are 800)

British Comedy
>6 professional comedians and humourists turn up to a cheap little studio behind a chip shop
>pull in random people from the street for background laughter
>sit around a table and play a simple but original parlour/word/topical quiz game
>their natural wit and sense of humour is enough to generate the comedy organically as they play the game
>some guy with a laptop takes the footage and throws some titles and credits on there
>an hour later the show is broadcast to 54 people on BBC Radio 6 (and uploaded to BBC iPlayer)
>nobody gets paid because the viewers haven't paid their license fee in 25 years

ITV2 isn't for the TV license. Anyway, you do realise nearly all of Europe has TV licenses... right? You're not THAT ignorant, right? I know Amerimutts IQ has dropped significantly, but come on, user.

kek

This is only /nu/Brit tho. The Old British sitcom was much more formulaic and most writers also went through Oxbridge (producing GOATs like Blackadder and Fawlty Towers).

actually all the good comedians all went to spotlight or footlight or whatever the drama group at oxford/cambridge is which is how they get shows on tv

see: david mitchell, richard ayodade etc etc

the working class ones are just picked from a talent agency if they look ugly enough and have a disgusting accent and the posh ones who weren't in the aforementioned club like jon richardson or jack whitehall are there because their dad's run talent agencies

I'm starting to understand how someone like Jimmy Saville could exist in british television for multiple decades.

imagine the outrage if this was on a American talk show.

>Sex scandal in BBC
>Americans: LOL PEDOS LMAO OH MY GOD BRITKEKS ARE SO FUCKED HAHAHA ALL THAT TV LICENSE MONEY LMAO

>Much much larger sex scandal, in all ways, in Hollywood, including child sex (Spacey)
>Americans: OH WHY ARE THE MARXIST JEW COMMIE LIBERAL SJW'S DOING THIS TO POOR BASED [X]! :(

>American ""Television""

>American 'telly'
>can't even show painted, adult, breasts on classical paintings on shows after 9PM
LMAO.

lol. Clearly you guys have never watched Dating Naked aka Roaties get Roasted.

Apparently you've sunk even lower.

breasts make my pp stick out
they are of the devil

80's-90's Brit TV was actually quite pornographic. You should look it up. There was even a TV show where 6-8 year old girls sang songs written by adults which talked about sex, so little girls going
>I want you in my bedroom
>I just want your touch
And shit. Sure it got cancelled after like 6 episodes, but holyfuck did the UK really put out some stuff that'd lead to legit lynchings today.

>implying
See a single black one?
youtube.com/watch?v=eFlbb9bQjOE&t

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That's a joke though. The show isn't saying "this is a good thing that you should do with your own spouse".

The amount of faceblind people on here makes you realize how many people here probably have crippling Aspergers.

>IT'S JUST A JOKE BRO

>bong tax dollars went towards this

Nuke America.

how can they all be ugly
werent germans the masterace

Uhh user those are jews

Honestly I hate degeneracy but I hate censorship of any kind even more. A healthy society simply wouldn’t put something degenerate on tv. Censorship fosters degeneracy by creating an illusion of greener grass on the other side of of the metaphorical fence.
The most degenerate societies come from repressed cultures for a reason.

According to Hitler they weren't.

I don’t have to wonder, I already have the diagnosis. It’s comfy, I get government bux at nearly $1000 monthly.

What's this? Dating children? Where's Chris Hansen when we need him?

Don't make me post them. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

youtube.com/watch?v=vcamSLBpezA

tl;dw

>hitler stache
BASED blackman

he's wasn't wondering, you mentally ill autist, he literally said he realized.

JEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST

Is he requiered to guess which one is a mutilated ballsack?

The rest of them are also worth checking out. She squeezes and prods pretty much all there is.

The fuck are you on about you mongoloid?

Why are the council providing you with forms? You're either an orphan, just got out of juvenile, autistic or all three

it was the 80's, best they could do

it's an old tradition

Have to pay the licence for internet watching now. Just another step closer to this country's inevitable totalitarianist future.

Clearly you haven't seen Naked Attraction

>British comedy
>not a footlights cartel that decides upon what boring shit is funny

please tell me that's her actual hand and not camera tricks

Who are the sexiest British porn stars?

It is her actual hand, I'm quite sure about that.

this kind of shit appeals to the kind of dude who watches babestation until 3-4 in the morning

kino

The popularity of pic related is another giveaway.

Did she just show me a kids penis, I clicked around the subtitles mentioned a small penis and 11 to 12 years old and there was a small penis on the screen so I closed the video

>bong
>dollars

not really
when I was in secondary most people in my year would watch this with their families, like their mums, aunties, dads and older sisters/brothers
then they'd all get drunk together

uhh, Taylor Wane?

ITS NOT FAIR

Classic American, panicking at the first hint of nudity

Still waiting for a gif of
>IT HAPPENED

I don't want to watch a video with a little girl's penis in it right now, I'm on no fap

Dude its just sex Lmao, whats the big deal?

Unironically fast forward through every episode on this on the off-chance the women aren't ugly camgirls and covered in tattoos.

What is the purpose of this

Is it ever worth it

To familiarize goyim with the idea of being cattle.

no, British girls are all slags as it turns out.

Anyone got that picture of the turbochad old man in the powerstance next to the weedy virgin?

post some quintessential british tv

>a little girl's penis
In another three generations, Murcans will be living in trees.

what is the show called

You're going to be disappointed, user. It's a "muh body positive" show with every kind of freak under the sun.

Though it can be quite funny when horny male contestants are invited to choose from a range of trannies, midgets, crips and morbidly obese hamplanets.

>didn't touch an erection
well you can always dream

Naked Attraction
I think it was part of Channel 4's "degeneracy season," or whatever it was called, where they had a week of a bunch of shows with muffs and todgers, but it must have done well to get multiple seasons. They also had one where they took everyone's stuff from them and made them run down the street nake.

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I teach biology and I'm not American but I wouldn't show this in my class. Everyone would go wild. But that's a shame really. It's good an honest!

I just skimmed through a few episodes. Holy fuck, British women are disgusting.

They should show this to amerimutts

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>British attention-seekers are disgusting
ftfy. They're a self-selecting bunch of chancers who'll do anything to get on TV.

Island inbreeding, we joke about the 56% meme for Americans but trust me, miscegenation seems to be far better in the long run than the kind of fetal alcohol syndrome almost-downs shit we get in the british isles

t. Irishman

question is... are you now the dude who stays up till 3-4 in the morning watching babestation?

Even adults would joke about it. This expectation for people in groups to watch nudity with a straight face is really stupid.

>fringe
stay away lads, she's funny in the old noggin.

They really should make an MST3K for sex education videos by now.