Terrible directors general

Should have retired 20 years ago already, fat retarded northern cunt.

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Fuck Ridley Scott fucking hack. Still remember the joy thinking Ridley killed himself and then the sadness it was his superior brother Tony who did it.

WRONG
SCOTT
DIED

I absolutely love how Sup Forums is in full force today bullying redditors and calling out their favourite cheeto dust directors.

>wrong Scott died
I felt the same way. Imagine top gun 2 and instead we get robin hood.

I genuinely believe he has some kind of degenerative brain disorder. It's the only way I can reconcile The Duellists with his bizarre "child playing with action figures"-esque obsession with making more and worse Alien movies that make all the same mistakes over and over again.

Not surprised to learn Reddit loves Ridley. Simple movies for simple minds.

>Ridley Scott Kino
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I think you are right.

Yes run in a straight line lol

I never watched Top Gun because everytime i came across it on the TV it looked fucking boring and dull. Some flyboys in their flygear in their lockers, at the bar, on the tarmac. Do these fags fly a plane?
I watched that runaway train movie though, and it was shit. Anyone know why he killed himself? I assume he was on some anti depressant

He seems way too lucid and capable at his job of getting films made for that. I think he’s just old and legacy obsessed in the wrong ways. Look how much he complain about BR2049 while talking up his Alien series to no end.

>Ridley Scott is senile, do I fit in yet?
Why do you hate cinema?

>Ridley Scott
>Creates one of the best horror franchises of all time
>Tony Scott
>Creates subtle gay porn mascaraed as overly macho manly bro movies in order to feed his own closeted desires

Top gun is Kino. Perhaps put it on and watch it from start at least once. Also only fags want it to be gay, nothing gay about the movie. I would recommend true romance, enemy of the state, crimson tide and the Fan by Tony Scott as well. Ridley only ever made 2 great movies, alien and black rain. If you say gladiator I will slap you.

Saw he bitched about how long BR2049 is. Guess he never watched his own kingdom of heaven directors cut...

He made alien. He didn't make aliens so let's not exaggerate. As for franchise, all other alien movies suck, or is there some comic book about aliens out that you love or something. Still I won't argue alien is Kino but rest of his shit is all bad except black rain mentioned. Gladiator was fun as a kid before my brained matured.

He made 2 great movies. In the last 40 years.

Not sure which is his worst, Black hawk down or kingdom of heaven. Probably robin hood or Prometheus fuck I hate all of them. Senile senior citizen needs to go

>bhd koh
Making me wanna puke such trash films and of course plebbit eats that shit up while Wolfgang Petersen who is a million times better is underrated.

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>Ridley Scott directed this 20 years ago

youtu.be/FDrXl6WOPZA?t=13

Should add Paul Thomas Anderson to this thread. He never even made a single good movie.

>GI Jane
Great movie about how the patriarchy prevents women from becoming navy seals. Another Ridley Scott Kino!

Thanks for reminding me of that Kino...

>PTA
For sure. Probably the worst director all time.

graphic novel babby

Great example. Made one great movie 300 and then tried to recreate that ever since always failing. Watchmen the perfect example of shit gone wrong. He should also have been fired on the spot when he filmed the scene with Costner killing himself to save a dog for no reason in man of steel as should all WB executives who saw that and didn't take action.

but didn't you liked the big fucking spaceship spiders user?

>Sup Forums will fall for this bait
Sad

Nah man. Unstoppable was great. Perfect action movie.
Tony's style change with Man on Fire and onwards was tops. Necessary too.

Kingdom of Heaven, the Counselor, Legend, Thelma and Louise, White Squall, American Gangster. All of those are fantastic. I like his other stuff that people seem to hate too.
Ridley gets too much flack for making cold movies. But the guy is a work horse and knows how to construct a film and in no time.

>terrible directors
Bela Tarr, Ken Loach, Stan Brakhage, Michael Haneke, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Xavier Dolan, Jonas Mekas, Lars Von Trier, Elen Klimov, Lav Diaz, Sergei Eisenstein, Jean Luc Godard, Andy Warhol

>bait
Dude his Movies are trash. Literally the definition of pretentious. He wakes up in the morning before shoot, eats his French baguette then calls everyone to get ready to create art.

This
>man of steel
What the hell were they thinking. How fucking hard can it be to make a superman movie with a good script. The source material is literally a storyboard.

Alien, Blade Runner, Gladiator. that's it.

>black gangster
>kingdom of Muslims
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>the I need to get in on the drug movies
No... fucking no.

Did you know that Fox never asked him him to direct a sequel? He admitted that in an interview and said that's when he realized how nasty the studios are.

Gladiator is objectively trash. The story is bad, completely fictional in every way, terrible characters and performances, bad fighting. How this movie is so loved will forever be a mystery to me. Terrible depiction of the Romans. If there is such a thing as deceptive then gladiator takes the cake *cue loud soundtrack and turn off your brain for some cringe retard trying to fuck his sister.

Thanks fox. Dodged a bullet and we got Aliens.

Nobody cares about the story being historically accurate, it's a good movie and beautifully shot.

Event Horizon nigger

KINO
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>beautifully shot
Well that is Ridley Scott. But as a movie it is shit. You couldn't pay me to rewatch it because it isn't good, fun or entertaining. What scene do you like? Give me a memorable quote.

>event horizon
Wrong Paul bro lol we are talking about terrible directors ok. Not Kino.

his older brother also died of cancer at 45

>implying (You) and the Ridley Scott haters aren't the ones from reddit
LMAO

>degenerative brain disorder
ridley scott IS NOT A WRITER
he never was. his movies are as good as the script.

Are you not entertained?

Shame that he always picks a bad script. Almost as if he is retarded and can't tell the difference between poop and gold. Not even while filming a Swedish woman talk about Jesus in an alien movie does it become clear how bad it is.

Just watch Hot Shots instead. At least that has Lloyd Bridges.

>he awkwardly asks the audience
Lol 4th wall kino

what's wrong with Gladiator you giant twat?

dude
>My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Zzz
>twat
What are you, his cousin? Movie is shit. Straight up pleb cinema.

It's alright but that's it. KoH is miles ahead.

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Vengeance for what, killing his own dad or fucking his sister. Dude should leave the affairs of other people's family well alone, he got what he deserved. Also Caesar going to Germany lol movie is so fucking bullshit

>Tim Burton
Another terrible hack

so is Alien and Blade Runner you GIANT TWAT

>Also Caesar going to Germany lol movie is so fucking bullshit
So you're a retards then.

RIDLEY SCOTT SUCKS ASS

He is a cinematographer given the directors chair. Extremely retarded however to all this time only get 2 great scripts. Gladiator by the way didn't even have a script lmao no joke, he and Russel Crow made it all up on the spot and wrote it day or even hours before shooting a scene. Hack

>Also Caesar going to Germany lol
Are you a fucking idiot?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcomannic_Wars

>he and Russel Crow made it all up on the spot and wrote it day or even hours before shooting a scene
So he's from the David Lynch school of directing then.

>Gladiator by the way didn't even have a script lmao no joke, he and Russel Crow made it all up on the spot and wrote it day or even hours before shooting a scene.
That means he is not a hack you stupid.

You didn't know? Caesar would travel to all battles and sit in a tent on the front lines while talking philosophy with generals who have never been to rome. Then his gay son would put on games every day to win over the people as a dictator against senators who don't exist. But no... the general came back and in the end this general killed the emperor in colosseum and his sister was finally free to fuck other people, the end. Also slave master with a heart of gold. Cue epic music, sell it!

It's a fucking movie not a scholarly historical documentary.

He wasn't there in a tent
Also
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Where did any of that happen in the movie? What's that, not at all?! Wait he was busy in Rome throwing Christians to lions at the colosseum. Weird that wasn't anything like the movie.

If Gladiator actually had no script, then I guess Gladiator is better than I thought you utter fucking stupid faggot. Must suck to have such shitty taste. I wonder what your favorite 2017 movie was.

>accurate
Why not make a movie about England the northern part and have them all speak German and fuck their siblings as they invade Scotland for loot using pirate ships and camels.

Would be more accurate even.

He's always sucked. Alien and Blade Runner were flukes.

Have people who count themselves as "Ridley Scott fans" actually seen movies like Someone To Watch Over Me, Thelma and Louise, 1492,GI Jane...?

There are people who have seen White Squall? Neat.

More like reddit general. Yikes.

It actually didn't. Russel even did most of the work. The fact you liked it speak volumes about the retarded masses. I'm surprised Prometheus didn't won an Oscar or 11.

this is one of the worst threads of the week

>The fact you liked it speak volumes about the retarded masses.
Or it speaks more to how talented Ridley and Russell were at that point in time. No, everyone is stupid but you. I bet your favorite movie of 2017 is rrrrrrreally embarrassing.

>flukes
This. With blade runner it is obvious af when you see his directors cut, in a lesser way it is actually evident too with Alien and his worse directors cut. With Black Rain he didn't do much, just pointed the camera while the rest pulled their weight much like gladiator. But gladiator still sucked though.

>But gladiator still sucked though.
Explain why it sucked.

>favorite movie of 2017
>still watching new movies
Fuck off

Old English =/= German.

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Watch that without cringing

Shameless deflection. You must have the worst taste of anyone you know. God damn what a fucking retard. Hang your head in shame you absolute nigger.

You are the one making me cringe, not Gladiator.

God that is fucking bad lol I have seen better Kino from history channel

This is what you call a shitposter.

Riddle me this Scott. Why did you kill Tony, jealousy?

Still waiting for your favorite 2017 movie. I know you didn't say anything yet because you're really embarrassed about it.

>muh 2017
Logan. Happy now?? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. Also Solsidan. Swedish Kino.

Thought it was 2016 but nope. Other than those two then literally nothing else. Also don't care for anything else 2018. Not looking forward to anything. Cinema is dead.

>Logan
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT YOU DARE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ANY, AAAAAANNYYYYYYYY MOVIE BY RIDLEY SCOTT WHEN YOU PICK FUCKING L O G A N AS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GIGGLE! YOU MUST LEAVE THIS BOARD! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FAGGOTTY SHIT TASTE HAVING NIGGER LOVING C U C K O L D

>777
Checked

Logan was good, never heard of solsidan but I like foreign films so I will check it out.

Fuck you Ridley fuck you to death for killing and shitting on the Engineers lore you hack piece of shit

>Hahahahaha
>doesn't realize that gladiator is 90's Marvel Disney trash equivalent
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haha ok

I'm sorry? I couldn't hear you because I don't listen to people who pick LOGAN as their favorite movie of ANY YEAR! FUCKING L O L! I bet you also PAID to see it too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Is... is this how Reddit shitposts?

hows logan good?!

He qualifies. Just a lot of Ridley Scott fans wasting everybody's time right now reeeeeeeeing

In case you are too thickheaded to understand I am going to spell it out for you in big letters:
HE
PICKED
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MOVIE OF THE YEAR

LOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! AND HE DARES TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING! ANNNNYYYYTHING

>he picked Logan as his movie of the year 2017!!
>2017
I see no problem with that. 2017 sucks and 2018 will be even worse

Yeah 2017 sucked if you watched TEN MOVIES THIS YEAR, ONE OF THEM BEING LOGAN! HE PICKED LOGAN! I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER! FUCKING FAGGOT! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOT