I just finished this

I just finished this.

Why was everyone against her again? She was the rightful heir of Asgard.

sexism

Because people didn't like her bullshit

Because she wanted to be a tyranical despot. Odin/Thor were nice rulers for their people.

Id be right against her

Asgard became progressive and peaceful, while she was bent on destruction. It would have been nice to see her being supported by more than obe weasely character though. Asgard’s alt-right, if you will.

>Odin/Thor were nice rulers for their people
LMAO. So this is the state of marvel capeshit.

>weasely character
>Alt-right
What's the difference?

Because she hasn't taken a bath in years so she stank haha

She'd start conquering shit but with who? Asgard is like 500 pic relateds and all capable warriors were killed by her.

She was a cunt

Because she got kicked out for trying to start a mutiny and the first thing she did after breaking out of prison was attack her brothers and murder 2/3s of her own army instead of actually trying to lay claim to the monarchy.

It'd be like if some guy was the true heir to the English throne but instead of telling anyone or breaking out some genealogy books and DNA testing he just blew up Parliament and expected people to just be cool with it.

Also what the fuck where there only like 300 people on Asgard? for such a huge fuckign place there were very few on the bridge/ship.

Maybe it was summer and everyone's on vacation?

...

They all want to Sneed's.

Everyone there is immortal so they probably instituted some population control. Also the entire "realm" was about the size of a small town when they showed it blowing up and Hera killed/blew up a lot of people initially.

*braps on you*

The first thing she does when she arrives is kill two of Thor's best bros instead of explaining herself. Fuck her.

Hey Thor you #shithole your #timesup because it was #herturn

>avengers
Thor is just an alien with superpowers
>Thor 3
JK he’s a fucking God

>technology completely incapacitates him
???

Nah he's just a ancient being perfected via elder god tier genetic engineering. He can shoot lightning and is superstrong and durable.

i hated the movie except for her. she was the only one who talked like a deity (for the most part).
why does thor have to talk like the pleb next door, jfc?

>Kneel and lick my pusy.
Wasn't this a bit much for a Marvel joint?

How come Thor was a quipping smiling retard the whole fucking movie, he didn't give a single fuck that all his dumb friends from the past movies were all killed.

Hell he barely gave a fuck about his dad suddendly dying from magic alzheimers.

Was it autism?

Wasn't he always like that?

#culturalappropriation

not in the comic books i grew up with

He's always like that and also he and his friends are soldiers so dying along the way defending your home is something that I'm sure has happened thousands of times to loads of his friends.

In mythology she wants to kill everyone

Chaos might be the heir of Order but that doesn't make you want to surrender your life to her

Comic book thor sucks though. Watching a movie with him as classic thor would get so boring that it would be more interesting if he was mute

At least have a small scene where he asks that black guy with the magic eyes where are they at, wasn't there also another girl friend on that group?Did she even appear on the movie?

But this does.

>he hasnt read machiavelli
You're below pseud status

>worships the goddess of death

Fair. They probably just didn't want to pay them or needed to clear out characters for the avengers movie

How is watching a douchebag Asgardian god, guaranteed to NOT be appropriated from any northern mythology, not any worse? He's both boring AND annoying.

She threw too many knives at people

See, my complaint is that she didn't throw nearly enough knives at people.

Also the actor of one of the friends, the blonde one just got hired by DC for the Shazam movie. Guess he had to be killed off and all the other Thor pals were collateral damage since they were already at it, kek.

Because it's an allegory for how even though Trump is the rightful president, it's our duty to fight him.

Every woman inherently knows how to dance in a sexy way even when they aren't trying to be sexy and if a woman can't do this, she is no woman.

It was just banter.

I love when the movie shits all over its characterization just for the sake of humor.

Why did Thor go from being in awe of the Valkyries ("I wanted to be one of you when I grew up") to shitting on the idea of them ("It's great that there's a fighting force of women, it's about time!) in the same fucking sentence?

Not only niggers but even Asians in Asgard. Wow.

She doesn't like white boys

im a woman? or does it only works one way

>the soy smile

I agree. She didn't really do anything wrong. She just wanted people to kneel before her and respect her. Odin probably expected people to kneel before him and respect him. Literally, all she wanted was her position and to be respected for it. They didn't even really get into what her motivations were from what I recall. I guess wanting power is evil?

You certainly have the reading comprehension skills of a woman.

>Assgard.

was her power literally the ability to summon pointy things? how does that make her a goddess of death? Lightning can kill people too.

Are you actually autistic?

yeah i was a bit disappointed by this. she could control the flame and summon undead dogs i suppose but not much lends credence to her being the goddess of death

She was also invincible as long as Asguard existed.

What has hammers got to do with lightning?

She was wh*te

Nice argument retard. Explain how I'm wrong.

She would have been wrecked by Thanos & Co. At the end, there are much strongest ennemies in the universe than Hera and she would have brought destruction on the Asgardians.

Finns are scandi though

They aren't though

I hate capeshit but this webm convinced me to give this a try. If past experience is anything to go by, I will stop the movie at the 13 minute mark due to boredom

>Why was everyone against her again?

Because only Loki was their one true king.

I love how he was supposed to be the original blond side guy in thor 1, but coulnd't do it because of chuck, and got the role in thor 2 and 3, where he had 1 line and 10sec of screen time

I mean, part of the Finnish Laponia is in the scandinavian peninsula.

I'd guard her tight little ass.

>Thor wanted to be a Valkyrie when he grew up

Thank you Taika Cohen, Stanley Lieber, Jacob Kurtzberg, and Larry Lieber

Hammers sound like thunder when they hit an anvil.

Most modern day Asgardians have no clue who the fuck she was.

She doesn't try to make her claim to the throne through any sort of legal process. Just shows up and says kneel or die.

She doesn't just want to rule Asgard. She also wants to travel the galaxy killing everything. Modern Asgardians are peaceful protectors who only fight badguys.

Any other stupid questions, OP?

>work under Odin
>defend and conquer the realms
>she wants to conquer everything
>Odin doesn't want to do that
>tries to start a mutiny and takes out a bunch of valkyries in the process

I don't understand how people are this stupid honestly. It's a fucking capeshit film.

hnnnnnng

She's also invulnerable.

?

>Progressive
>Peaceful
Pick one.

IT WAS HER TURN

Not him, but Jews pretending boys look up to women.

I'd hit it.

She didn't want to be tyrannical, she wanted to be an extinction level event.

I want to suck her tits while she strokes my hair

Literally because fuck drumpf:
>shes mean so even if shes the rightful ruler she shouldnt rule because muh feelings
>"sad"
>fuck hela and fuck the USA-i mean asgard, we all refugees now

Stupid nigger

That was a 2016 election US joke or at least a poke at SJWS imo

>god of thunder
>gets tazed

can't believe I'm defending capeshit but she literally showed this was propaganda and odin was a dick

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

so funny

why wouldn't they just taze Hela.
Or get Dr.Strange to transport her to the ever-falling dimension where he put Loki.

The power level absurdity is going to dragonball Z levels.
Everyone who's in a movie for a fun cameo looks superstrong, and all the main characters are nerfed, but only where the plot demands it.

Hulk can rip tanks like paper, but can't beat iron man.
He can toss Thor around like a ragdoll, but they don't use him against Hela

>Thor easily beats Surtur without lightning power boost.
>Thor doesn't stand a chance against Hela with hammer or lightning power
>Surtur easily beats Hela.

BRAVO
R
A
V
O

A beats B
C beats A
B beats C

Ever heard of rock paper scissors?

This movie was just a string of half assed jokes for braindead faggots who shell 30 dollars to sit in a dark room with 500 other people who fart, laugh like retards at stale jokes, talk over the dialogue and even outright shout at the screen

fuck movie theaters and fuck moviegoers

Surtur got superpowered by the magic fire shit

What doesn't make sense is how Hulk was about to wreck super-Sutur's shit, before they called him back. Why didn't Hulk just go smash Helyas virgin asshole as soon as he arrived?

>500 other people who fart,

imagine if the entire cinema farted at the same time. Could actually be poisonous.

>he doesn't save his farts for when loud action happens, so no one knows who did it

I haven't seen the movie in a while, was he even there when his dumbass friends died?

>dad suddendly dying from magic alzheimers
Was that it? Why Odin die btw?

his actor didn't want to play Odin anymore

cate is so fucking hot it hurts

Didn't Surtur get a power-up from the eternal flame to become huge and destroy asgard?

Surtur in the first scene wasn't comparable to the last one

Hulk is a soyboy and won't beat up women.

a woman naturally feels her essence. she feels the weight of her boobs, leg fat, ass, her flexibility.

all these qualities when shes shaking...she knows it. She experiences the inertia of all that weight, and jiggles naturally in a way that makes the moving fun. Being flexible means you can really hone on this process. Cate is doing it wonderfully.

Even chubby girls can get into it. Little girls get it really good, due to flexibility.Can you not feel your body when you dance? sorry you are fundamentally a male, or stiff as fuck, and might as well be male.