Dennis - Now playing in the YouTube Screening Room
"When Dennis, an introvert bodybuilder, invites a local girl out on a date his mother is hurt and disappointed. Despite the pressure she puts on him to cancel the date, Dennis ventures into a night that he will never forget"
Jesus. That's funny.
I've seen the film Teddy Bear but I didn't know it was based on this short story.
Teddy Bear is kino btw
>Implying /fit/ is actually fit
Holy fuck why are all women like this HOLY SHIT.
Manipulative CUNTS all of them HOW
Watch the full feature film from 2012, Teddy Bear (10 timer til Paradis), it's unironically extremely good
I fucking hate low energy shy introverted loser faggots like this. 5 years in STEM and I've had to suffer through an endless amount of group projects with guys who can't take any incentive or have any social skills. No wonder girls dry up next to them. They're so painfully BORING.
>i don't drink alcohol it ruins my training
>orders a coke
nah it's just your generation. The vaccines make you docile and complacent.
Does the film address at all the fact that dennis is obviously on an insane amount of hormones and anabolic compounds?
I’ve been on /fit/ for a long time and I have not seen one aesthetic body(excluding juicers). Majority look like skinnyfat dyels
A bit of simple sugars and caffeine is actually good for post workout along with protein, ofcourse if you ate right the rest of the day
Its obviously because his dad was an alcoholic and dennis' mother constantly compares him to his father as a weapon to make him feel insecure. The training thing was an excuse.
Try actually listening and using your brain next time.
heartbreaking
Except /fit isn't that fit
Saw this a few years ago. Gave me genuine feels
Honestly this
Once you venture off fit you start becoming bigger i noticed. Except those roid threads are usually great
Fit is babies first board for normies
If you aren't in Keto, the sugar leaves the body quicker than the alcohol.
I almost passed out at the gym last week so I took this week off. I was working out maybe 4-5 months 4-5 time a week. Am I a little bitch? Should I just have continued?
>STEM major whining about something meaningless
surprise surprise
As in started working out for the first time 5 months ago 5 times a week?
I believe beginners are usually told to stick with 3 times a week with a pause in between, but what do I know.
/fit/'s only good for LARPing. I stopped going there a long time ago. When everybody pretends they're Brad Pitt with a 160 IQ, a NY Law Firm Senior Partner's Bank Account, an 8" dick and is "mired" by every gal alive, it starts getting boring. It's /r9k/ but less disgusting.
Do you even have a routine or just slam random weights untill you puke?
This is old as fuck, jesus christ how new are the regulars on this board?
Dennis is old. It has to be at least 8 years since it came out. I fucking hate newfags.
>invites a local girl out on a date
>girl
So it's not a 100% accurate portrayal of /fit/ then?
No. Normies get upset when they learn every professional athlete and body builder is juiced. Itd take away from feeling sorry for the guy or relating to him
brainlet normie detected
Why should it? After you've worked out for a while you realize most lifters who are enormous do, in fact, roid. And some smaller ones too.
This is old as dirt you mongrel
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This, I saw it too many years ago on /fit/
Isn't more disgusting since they're liars
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He is competing in bodybuilding, no need to mention u brainlet dipshit
isn't this movie like 10 years old
God damn women who actually lift have great bodies. The only downside is knowing what's coming out of their asshole 3 times a day
Eh, recent /r9k/ is full of these "tfw 9" dick but can't get a girlfriend cause they're all roasties; MGTOW FTW" posts.
isnt Sup Forums the same shit though?everyone thinks they're fucking johnny deep
This would be great, the script writes itself
You're pathetic you know that.
Eh no, I wouldn't say. Sup Forums has its problems, but you can have legit discussions without LARPing. Over at /fit/, every thread will devolve into a dick thread, a couple of newfag virgins with average dicks will ask some questions, and then the LARPers will come in with their "muh 8" average, I literally can't fuck my gal, it sucks bro, you're honestly better off being a dicklet" and their "money buys you sex, Big Dicks steal the Rich Guy's gal cause she's thirsty for the Thundercock, and the rest of you should kys". After a while it gets tiring to see everyone claim things that, on their own, exist in 0.0001% of the population, but then they lump it all together and create a 0.0000000000001% persona. And that's every single guy there.
You come to Sup Forums and you can actually talk about movies, shows, discover some new things, etc, etc. It's got some fun bants and generally everything goes smoothly. /fit/ is a less autistic version of /r9k/ that exists to help you, but the only thing it does is destroy your confidence. Even /x/ is better than /fit/.
Don't worry, neither are you.
>projecting hard
Don't worry, you'll make it someday.
Why?
Yeah yeah I know, COPE. At least be original user.
This handheld camera shit was so annoying in things like this where it serves no purpose
Why even come to /fit/ when you don't even lift? You sound bitter or probably bullied because you can't do one of the easiest thing in life and then put blame over a few jokers who made fun threads. People like you are cringey as fuck, those who make excuses then use irony to justify his claims.
>also what is board culture
>implying i go there to get advice
I don't want to be a roided monster, otter mode is enough for me
>anyone on /fit/
>actually lifting
Is this some new Pasta? Like Millitary Gal?
Uh oh someone hit a nerve there it seems.
original guy you responded too,i get you i go on /fit/ sometimes but all those people are just shitposters and the larping people are easily spotted. maybe its just a different type of autism compared to Sup Forums. the whole cock thing though seems a little insecure
>anyone on Sup Forums
>actually watching film
Is this place the most LARPers of them all?
Its okay user, you can try again 11 months later.
If cringing is hitting a nerve I guess so.
thanks for your input soylord
how new are you OP
tell the truth
>the whole cock thing though seems a little insecure
Of course it's insecure. They don't understand statistic, they don't bother doing actual research on the matter, and every source is dismissed as "COPE". Shit man, as a man, who's on average about 3" or so taller than the average woman, just try to stick a 6" banana in your mouth. Can you do it? Can you suck the whole thing? Now imagine you're inserting that thing in a small, 3" wide spot between your legs. Chances are you'd be terrified at sticking a 7"x6" boomerang in there. /fit/ takes the extreme size queen thot and normalizes her, without understanding that even her probably can't take more than 8", despite all her "training". /fit/ is a bunch of Porn-Addicts who cannot understand perspective, camera tricks and proportions. Hell, every other thread is NoFap/NoPorn in nature.That's unironically good though, at least NoPorn, that's a necessity.
Dunno user, I saw some great generals the last few weeks. We even had LOST threads every day for about a week. Sup Forums can be good if you know where to look.
Hey guys have you seen this funny hilarious video