What's next for his career?

Rumor has it he's hitting the bottle again, and it's really a shame. The guy is good. To see both him and Fassbender disappear due to bad choices is pretty depressing.

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It happens even to the best of us

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Whenever I watch British shows Hamm pops up out of nowhere. Maybe he's just eclectic and wants to do things that interest him

There was a rumor that he was lobbying hard to be Batman if/when Bin Al-Fleck quits for good

That would actually be kino.

>What's next for his career?
capeshit, either DC hero or a Marvel villain

NO! He needs to wait and be Stark in a Rebooted Timeline. I want to see Homeless Alcoholic Stark being so sex-starved and drunk he fucks crackwhores in shanty-towns.

I need more roles of bearded Hamm

JUST

Shouldn't have stopped taking his Finasteride, his doc warned him about it. "John, if you stop taking this, the hair behind the transplants will keep thinning". The absolute hubris of this John guy.

>Marvel villain

Spider-Man villain!

OH NO NO NO
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4428266/Jon-Hamm-reveals-s-thinning-top.html
That's right. Balding can make the news now.

>be 46 years old
>hair starting to get thinner
>LMAO JUST!

It's like you guys don't understand the male aging process.

I have the same thing except for sex appeal and money of course

We're all 6'2 and don't start balding until 65, so we can make fun of anyone.

Baldness cured when

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! i always admired his hair in mad men. jesus no! cure this!!!

You forgot the 8" dicks and the 10M in the bank.

Anti-kebab kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Amym37HVbkk

Correct. I for one, have been married since 20. We've got two kids and a third one on the way.

>implying im a dicklet loser

You have to be packing 10" or women will refuse to fuck you

The japs are supposed have a cure by 2020

>Jon Hamm has been accused of violent fraternity hazing, including allegedly setting a pledge on fire.

>According to a 1991 lawsuit that surfaced this week and was obtained by the Associated Press, the Mad Men star was one of a number of Sigma Nu frat members who participated in a violent college hazing incident that took place in November 1990 at the University of Texas-Austin.

>The suit claimed that Hamm became “mad, I mean really mad,” when the new pledge, identified in the papers as Mark Allen Sanders, could not recite things he was supposed to memorize. Sanders alleged that Hamm hit him and shoved his face in the dirt. “He rears back and hits me left-handed, and he hit me right over my right kidney, I mean square over it,” he said in the lawsuit. “Good solid hit and that, that stood me right up.”

>The case was widely reported on at the time, though Hamm was not yet famous then. Identified as Jonathan Hamm of St. Louis in a 1991 story in the San Antonio Light, the paper reported that Sanders was beaten with a paddle and broom and led around the frat house “with the claw of a hammer beneath his genitals.” Sanders also claimed that Hamm set his pants on fire, the AP reports.


Bruh

That will be too late for some of us ;_;

oh fuck.
He should play the joker.

>goes to Texas Chad Frat
>doesn't memorize his pledge
>is surprised Jocks are violent
Jesus,how fucking dumb was that guy?

Shit man, I've only got a 9.5"x8". Will I be able to fuck a petite 5'2" qt or will her snatch be too big for my minicock?

>only 3
Never gonna make it brah. High Test guys put twins in their wives every time they cum.

Looks good desu.

>Spider-Man villain

I can only see him as Norman Osborn and obviously they're not doing the Osborns in the MCU so nope.

>Never gonna make it brah
Fuck. At least we bought our third house.

>Sanders also claimed that Hamm set his pants on fire
Several cases.

I always thought Jon Hamm was great in Mad Men but something about him is so unconvincing as a movie star

...but did you know that H&R Block can file your taxes for free?

>house
>not a mansion
I bet you don't even have a side-piece. Women are whores brah, she's cucking you with Zack the 12" poolboy.You better find some petite gal and fuck on the sides.

You associate him too much with mad men.

same time as the manlet cure

I'm just waiting for the Kingdom Come movie with him as Supes

Shit. I thought she was the one. We invested in Robert's kinoplex. We were millionaires overnight. Please don't tell me 9''x7'' ain't too small at least, I need some good news.

You just know....

Yeah probably true. Has he been the lead in any movies before? I've only seen him in bit roles like The Town

I have only seen him in Madmen and this one trailer there and it was like I was just seeing Don Draper on screen again obviously. It must be hard for actors being really famous for one certain role, probably because of this effect, that they look "weird" outside of their "natural" role.

So what? He's pushing 50 and his hairline still looks better than what mine did at 21 already 2-3 years into balding. Add a killer jawline and symmetrical face and he could shave that shit off and rock a 10/10 mature look. Or just use his hollywood gorillions to get a perfect hair transplant.

But this guy hitting the bottle is what makes him a good actor. Give him a break. Actors can do whatever they want offwork.

>9''x7''
Jesus, how can you even take a shower, looking at that minisculine dick and not crying? I'd literally an hero if I was so unlucky (15"12' /PittMode/ here). Maybe your wife is tight enough to not cuck you with Thunderdick... But all women are leeches with no emotions, so I wouldn't count on that... I pity you brah, honestly. I'm currently getting blown by Cate Blanchett and WEW she cannot get enough of the Tower Dick...

He was the best part of Marjorie Prime. Sucks that every other casting director wants him to be Don Draper.

If I were him, I would just be grateful I happened to have a full head of hair atop for all of those years in Mad Men, a very well received television show. Imagine Don Draper balding at the same time Pete Campbell had! Jon Hamm should either improve his transplants or start wearing his hair shorter. Maybe combing it straight back could still look respectable, but not combed to the side like a combover.

Fuck I'm glad I buzzed my head before it got this bad.

He's like a more pleasant Jason Isaacs. Now that he has nothing better to do, he should go on STD as the new captain.

My dad is in his 60's, still a full head of hair. I'm 32, still a full head of hair.

Hairlets and their excuses disgust me.

Inevitable allegations when?

i fucking hate frat culture and i'm a heavy drinker

>The suit claimed that Hamm became “mad, I mean really mad"
Le mad man!

and hello to John Hamm

Mad men spinoff when

The actor that plays Pete shaved his hair because it fits his pathetic character.

“Rumor has it” hasn’t done you anons any good

hahahaha fuck underrated comment

>Rumor has it he's hitting the bottle again

Who isn't ? World is shit

Pete is /ourguy/ , also looks like a samurai