GoT season 8 spoiler

The destruction of Winterfell
Rumor is Cercei has the Golden Company destroy with while everyone else is fighting the dead. They return home to ruins like the Shire at the end of LotR

who gives a fuck

I do obviously

2019 no one cares

So then they march on kings landing and with dany who also now wants to get them back, they destroy kings landing and dany gets spit roasted on the battlefield while getting stabbed to death?

>The destruction of Winterfell
again?

This looks a hell of a lot worse than the first time. Also the show did a shit job at showing how fucked it was after Theon
Sounds likely

>that pic

Is this real? They do realize they already burned Winterfell at the end of season 2 so doing it again doesn't have any emotional impact, right?

You think they even remember? Of course not. Another example of things D&D forgot was their own Arya meeting Littlefinger in Harrenhal fan-fiction, I suppose that was off the table too and Littlefinger just forgot that interaction happened since it was 5 seasons ago.

REMINDER
The series ends with Jon sacrificing himself to defeat the night king after knocking up Danny.
And Cleganebowl is actually Aria&The Hound vs Cersei&The Mountain, and Aria ends up killing both Cersei and Sandor

It's going to be so fucking painful to watch

Danny is going to be overweight, Jon sacrifices himself, Aria is OP, all men are evil except the eunuchs etc. Dead series is dead. Fuck this Marxist Jewish fag series, I'll read the book

you care

But it was rebuilt by the time any Starks got to see it again

The only thing I'm looking forward to if those leaks turn out to be true is Dany dying the anti-climactic dog-like death that she deserves and getting spiked on the kings landing walls to enrage Jon.

Source on dat?

>mfw ending was spoiled awhile back and newfags don't lurk enough

>Winterfell destroyed again
lul, bottom of the barrel

Told you guys Winterfell would burn.

No stakes if the dead avoid Winterfell to go South. Bet Dany has to flee with the few she can on her dragon's back and Sansa goes down with the castle

I thought Euron turns into the series antagonist, and Sandor, Jamie, Jon and crew sacrifice themselves to take him out. And Jon and Dany's kid takes over the realm mentored by the imp. God, what a shit series

This movie was awful. I fucking loved every second of it.

Arya is the worst fucking character in the show.

We already know that "leak" is fake, retards

The only reasons I thought this was plausible is that the books seem to be building Euron into the main antagonist and also they eat D&D shoved him into the series after having cut him made it seem like they needed him to wrap the story up.

>they eat
That should be ‘the way’

I'm betting on no. It came from the same source as ssn 7 leaks, and those were right on the money.

season 7 leaks came from awayforthelads and awayfortheladspart2, the fake leaks didn't

They're using Euron as an errand boy/plot device. Need someone to take out the Ironborn and Dorne, Euron. Need someone to help trap Unsullied to make Cersei and Jaime look like military geniuses, Euron. Need someone to ferry a new army for Cersei, Euron. Need someone other than Ramsay for Theon to muster up some balls and fight, Euron.

>ruins like the Shire at the end of LotR
???

No it didn’t.

It was cut in the movie

Was it really destroyed the first time?
It just looked... pillaged and looted to me. Inhabitants killed and food stolen but the walls and castles are still there.

Now it looks like it will get actually reduced to a pile of rubble.

it was something frodo saw in the birdbath thing, a possibility. its in the extended cut.

>a possibility
Nigger don't tell me you don't know what the scouring of the shire is.

i've never read the books, i couldn't get past bombadil

Cool fanfic OP. Here's what really happens in S8

>mountain takes a giant shit in OP's mouth
>season finale concludes with OP's mom getting gangbanged by the 2 dragons

You really should read them.

But anyway in the end Saruman has actually gone and taken over the Shire and the returning hobbits have to chase him away. He doesn't have his powers anymore so he's just a ruined old man and Grima still stabs him in the end.

>still watches GOT
Kys

da wae? do you know it?

Episode 1: The Long Night

No Cold open.

First scene is at night in Volantis. Melissandre meets with Kinvara and the High Priest of R'hllor. Kinvara scolds Mel for her support of Stannis Baratheon. She brings up Jon's resurrection and his relationship with Danny. The High Priest says Stannis was a necessary sacrifice to the Lord of Light, but one last sacrifice is needed before the Dawn can break the Night.

Beric, Tormund, and Gendry arrive at Castle Black from atop the wall. They immediately tell Edd what has happened and to send all the ravens they have to every castle in Westeros.

Night in Winterfell as Sansa addresses the Northern Lords. Yohn Royce suggests they pull back to the Vale, but Sansa insists all the armies fortify around Winterfell and hold off the army of the dead in the North. Jon will lead them into battle when he arrives. Lord Glover and Lyanna Mormont pledge to evacuate all Castles north of Winterfell. Bran says he saw the Night King headed towards Karhold. Later Arya talks with Sansa about Old Nan's stories, and wonders how many of them are true.

>Season premiere
>It's fucking nothing.jpg

Are you retarded. All the fighting takes place @ Winterfell. The fuck are they returning to? They're already there. That's why everyone is gathering there. If they leave it, that means they're going to Cersei, which would be retarded if the GC just marches into the snow, burns down WF while they're away and Cersei has to fight on her own without the GC.

I mean when they return at the very end. GRRM has been saying for ages he likes the scouring of the Shire and wishes it was in the movie. This will probably be D&D’s nod to that.

Will he finish the story before his heart eventually explodes?

> 2 volumes left
nope

Nope. I used to think he would finish Winds before he dies and we would never see ADOS but now I am convinced we won’t see either.

>2
>not 3-4

lmao, no fucking way can he wrap it up in two books. Fucker turned a trilogy into the mess we have now and split Dance and Feast and even then had to cut stuff out to be finished in Winds.

This. Sounds like those leaks from a few months back might be true.

What a shame, but then again, the show has been a shame since season 4, so whatever. Don't expect anything interesting after it turned into a feminist power fantasy.

>go to restaurant 5 years ago
>see teenage waitress
>recognize her 5 years later even though your mind is constantly examining the geopolitical landscape and personal psychology

You fucking pedo

Yeah and that's still retarded as fuck.
>Cersei hires the GC to defend her
>she sends them away to march through the freezing Northern terrains to burn down WF when nobody of note is there to ripoff LoTR, while Jon and friends probably marches down to KL to kill her

Oh, I never said it wouldn’t be retarded. That only makes it more likely after the last two seasons.

That it was, that it was. Plus, it proves Tyrion is a better warrior than the resurrected Khal "Dragon". ;)

>sunset found him squatting in the bathroom, groaning. Every breath was heavier than the one before, and wheezed louder. By the time the moon came up he was vomiting brown gravy. The more he ate, the more he puked, but the more he puked, the hungrier he grew, and his hunger sent him crawling to the fridge to suck up more bacon
>and then he had a fucking heart attack and died

>with his last breath, he cursed Tolkien for being a good writer.

Is anyone really surprised by this? The NK has a fucking dragon. Like every fight with this guy is gonna have shit burning down everywhere. Not to mention, the two other dragons fighting against him.

Season 7 went from Dany being ridiculously OP to the NK being ridiculously OP.
>The NK now has a dragon, and a way to effortlessly kill dragons whenever they're flying near him
I wonder what contrived bullshit they're gonna pull to nullify that.

okay so his stupid falling death in the movies isn't canon? because that shit was retarded

I get the feeling there's gonna be a ton of magic bullshit just left and right. Mel comes back and summons giant fire demons and shit and dead Stark kings being raised.

skelly ned could improve the finale drastically

Technically all of the key elements were carried over. He is beaten but still arrogant, gets ultimately humiliated and when he's leaving he shittalks and iirc kicks Grima who has finally had enough and stabs him in the back and then the guard hobbits shoot him with arrows as he's fleeing. Saruman's body dissolves into smoke or something, don't remember exactly, I just started a reread actually.

Littlefinger as a character is pretty much le eveil scheme man. He's someone who useable his mind and knowledge of people to get what he wants. Having him not remember someone's face like that just goes against how he has previously been portrayed

Sounds good to me, the series has been kind of lacking in magic apart from the dragons

next season is sounding kinda funky already. dany and jon apparently might have scenes where they go beyond the wall again on another adventure. i definitely think something like that will happen that's out of left field. just fighting one battle after another to the death, that's it is too predictable and in s7, it went off the rails with that trip beyond the wall and everything that followed.

could be cersei or could be Dany and Jon burning it to fall back

>Sounds like those leaks from a few months back might be true.
Can I get a rundown? All the S7 leaks were true.

I bet they will march on kings landing taking hold after hold. Then Jamie will come into kings landing pretending to aid Cersei but will then stab her in the back like he did to the mad king.

What do guys think Bran's role will be besides being the human Google search engine

I hope we see more of the WW's city beyond the wall, I know they dropped the ball with the reveal of their origin but I still think the bit where the NK touched the little baby's face was one of the more interesting parts of the earlier seasons

>his father came into the city by pretending to be loyal to a mad monarch, only to sack it
Fucking pottery, mang

drawing cave paintings

The actors who play Jorah, Brienne, Sam, Tormund and Gendry are in Iceland, too. Honestly it's ridiculous more of them aren't dead by now

...

>the entire show was just Bran's dream
>he wakes up goes to the window to see Jon Sansa Ned Robb Dany Meera Cersei etc. waving at him

From my memory, what I can remember:

>Golden Company introduced, Winterfall destroyed
>Army of the living keeps falling back until the Eyrie, where Night's King dies in like episode 4 of the season
>Other important characters die here, can't remember which ones
>I think another dragon dies, not Drogon
>Cersei is the primary antagonist afterward
>Dany conceives Jon's child, dies in childbirth
>It's a girl
>Big King's Landing fight scene between Jon, Jaime, Bronn, The Hound, Undead Gregor, most of the important action characters left alive
>Jon arrives on Drogon, who gets killed, big explosion which kills Jon as well
>Tyrion raises Jon & Dany's female child to be the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms
>etc.

Like I said, female power fantasy bullshit.

Well reddit would hate it if he died, they treat him like a book dispensing machine and not a human, acting entitled to his work. As such, I am more tranquil about the whole thing, because I do not throw tantrums when I don't get the toy I want.

>Guys if we set our own castles and shit on fire, we win! Those stupid ice retards are scared of fire, lmao, game over man!

>The series long big bad plot device ends four episodes into the last season

OH NO NO NO NO

>Tyrion is a literal cuck
Pottery

Tyrion isnt gonna be raising anything. No way Arya would sit there and let some Lannister raise Jon's kid. Tyrion looks like he's about to have a falling out with Daenerys too after he got bitched out constantly last season. Even if the targs sit on the throne, I don't see Tyrion as their hand. I don't think there will be any iron throne after all this.

wtf why kill my nigga in the fourth episode

>The Rape Sansa

i remember these leaks. they're probably the least believable ones because the leaks themselves were so "elaborate" the guy didn't double check and characters were dying multiple times in s8. obviously the new ones are better because they're making shit up based on filming leaks.

GoT is Dead, bury it.

Consider this mercy.

the audio pornhub

>GRRM was inspired by Jordan
>so inspired he literally tries to imitate his senpai's "dying before finishing your long-ass series" trick
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