People don't believe you there's an invisible monster

>people don't believe you there's an invisible monster
Dump honey, paint, or oil on it, now they can see it
>lure monster into windowless room with strong door
>run out of room
>close and lock door from the outside
Problem solved

>live in a treehouse
>it can never kill you
Wow what a scary monster

No see that's dumb cuz then you're trapped and people might you h the monster and get hurt. Better to trap the monster.

>fly to cologne, germany
>fuck the most popular hooker just before karneval
>the stupid ghost isn't even past the north american continental shelf
>the hooker fucks some hans
>the hans fucks another hooker (or maybe some loose drunk girl)
>who fucks another dude
>who fucks another hooker
>who fucks another dude
>who fucks another woman
>who fucks another dude
>this goes on for the entirety of karnvel
>have some kölsch, enjoy my vacation
>now have dozens if not hundreds of human shields in germany and possibly abroad

easy

>Dump honey, paint, or oil on it, now they can see it

People would react with confusion, not suddenly realise the oil-smeared shape is an invisible being. It's like saying why doesn't the protag get herself locked in a police cell - the monster would enter the station, wait for the cell door to be opened then enter and kill her. If sergeant Mahoney was suddenly thrown through the air his colleagues would be baffled, they wouldn't suddenly realise there's a monster present.

>live in a treehouse

It can surely climb, or just wait for you to come down.

The protag's boyfriend is implied to be trying trying something similar at the end of the movie.

>People would react with confusion, not suddenly realise the oil-smeared shape is an invisible being
Considering it walks everywhere, you would have plenty of time to explain what was going on

So you would dump oil on the monster, then whilst retreating from it you would tell onlookers what's happening and they would listen attentively and comprehendingly rather than staring at the creature in amazement?

If you entered a single room with only one door, it would probably just wait at the door for you

Uh yeah? That's not exactly hard to believe. It would be pretty obvious it's following you around, and it wouldn't be that hard to convince people to help you lock it in a room or something. What, are they gonna stare like drooling retards for hours as I walk around?

>someone opens door in a couple of years
You're fucked.

Isn't the monster freakishly strong and indestructible? That beach chair just bounced off if it and it tossed that kid like a bag of shit.

So what you're moving around in a large circle whilst explaining the situation, then keep this up until the police arrive, scratch their heads then finally decide what to do?

You're missing the fact it's not a zombie - it tends to relentlessly advance because it's invisible and immune to bullets and thus has little fear of a few bystanders. However, it's intelligent enough to use a rock to break a window. I'm sure if it was made visible to large groups of onlookers it'd retreat and clean itself rather than fruitlessly chasing you until the police arrive.

>Trick it into a pit
>Fill pit with cement
>Become carefree whore
>Profit?

I haven't seen this movie. Worth watching or is it just a bunch of shitty jump scares?

It only has one conventional jump-scare - a very good one.

There is only one jump scare in this movie and it's a joke at the beginning

It is a very good horror movie. It's not without its problems, but compared to the rest of the absolute garbage in the genre the past 20 years, it's a gem.

A problem with that plan is that you are counting that the demon has a horrible, monstruous shape. What if after being covered in those substances, it appears as a humanoid with no remarkable features?

k I might watch it. I like movies like The Shining, but all the "OooOOO a spooky spooky ghost!" schlock has turned me off the genre for the last few decades

>capture the demon
>tie it into a flat surface
>fap until you are edging and then put your dick in whatever orifice it has down there and ejaculate, so the contact will be minimal since it burns at touch

There, what's the fucker going to do? Kill itself?

it can teleport onto roof tops

the premise of the movie was excellent but the execution was abysmal and the ending ruined everything

What if he likes it?

why did you feel the ending sucked, user? I was fifty fifty on if i liked it or not

>he
it is like an invisible changeling. let it turn into a hot woman first

if it's the one with the tall guy behind the girl in the doorway, i'm not sure that's even a jump-scare, but it scared the living shit out of me, that's for sure

>it can teleport onto roof tops
>teleport

Yeah, impossible that it just climbed over there.

It's worth seeing. It's trying to say something interesting and sometimes it works very well, but it's got problems for sure.

You do realise it's a metaphor for the inevitability of death, right? Only you can see it coming, just like only you can feel the twinge in your left arm that just won't go away, which tells you that your heart hasn't got much left to go.

>mute invisible humanoid that doesn't react to being doused with a sticky liquid that constantly follows you around

Yeah people won't find that strange at all

It's a kind of emotional disorder. A lot of people nowadays are incapable of taking a literary metaphor for what its worth. They insist that everything is to be understood literally.

This disorder is becoming more and more common, as our society enters its death spiral.

because it destroyed everything that was good about it

the movie would have been much better if the monster just kept doing its things without teleportation bullshit. just did its thing and kept going and going and maybe add some freddy kruger expanding arms shit like pic related and other stuff in there. after all it can freely change its appearance so why not actually make use of it in a terrifying manner? no way out, no way to stop it. the monster should be completely immaterial, able to walk through other people and even doors and walls and it should be impossible to harm. its biggest appeal is that it is unstoppable and mysthic

but the ending made it attackable and material, demystified it and made it seem very weak and silly

what could have been a great horror of neverending being hunted turned into a retarded and silly teen drama

Was the invisible monster supposed to be AIDS?

1) Only you can feel it approaching
2) Sex is a way to hide from it, temporarily
3) But meaningless sex will just lead to it coming for you anyway, back up the chain
4) Only through staying together do you have a hope of confronting it with dignity

It's pretty obvious what it means

This gimmick is stupid.

Fly across the world and fuck hookers.

Every 3 weeks fly across the world and fuck another set of hookers.

The only limit here is money.

If that's an issue you BECOME the hooker.

Can I watch this if I haven't watched It?

Explain to me user, I'm a brainlet

Death

The monster is mortality. The girl with the little clamshell tablet even reads a little quotation about it at one point. You can try to hide from it with a life of meaningless sex and hedonism, but it will find you eventually.
Only be building a family and putting sex to a healthy purpose - the perpetuation of your family - can you find peace with the approach of death. Only be being part of something bigger than yourself will death lose its sting.It will still find you in the end, but it won't bother you so much

>go to a military nuke shelter with two entrances
>lure the fucker there
>have someone seal the one he enters
>leave and seal the other door
>blow up every entrance on the surface
>fucker is trapped there for the rest of eternity
There

Teenage girls can easily get access to explosives capable of collapsing the entrance to a nuclear shelter.

>you catch the disease,
>you fuck another person
>that person is your insurance.
>they fuck someone else
>that person is your bait
>insaurance flys to other side of the world.
>you hang with bait
>you can both see it
>bait hides in shipping container, one door open.
>you keep look out, lock it in when it heads in.
>once it’s in, bait slips out their side locking it
>pour cement into shipping container.
>charter boat out into ocean
>drop container

One of the problems I have with the “pay a hooker” one is,
What if the John that sleeps with her just has his wife, they bang.
It kills both of them,
Then heads back to the hooker,
They all lived in the same city,
It’s now back on you and you have no idea.
Better have insurance that you keep in contact with, they die, you know.

Literally just go to a big swinger party

It’s a good plan, but it’s not foolproof. You might fuck a hooker who fucks some sad lonely man who lives nearby and is unlikely to fuck anyone else. It kills the man and if it gets to the hooker before she fucks anyone else, you’re next. So you never know for sure that it’s not gonna suddenly show up when you least expect it, which is frightening. But that’s kinda the point: they decide to just accept the fact that it might happen someday and live their lives.

You can live through this by flying to a few countries and fucking whores, if it moves at walking speed at all times like in the movie then you will die of old age before it catches up with you.