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Tonight's spoilers.

Archie goes full Henry Hill as Hiram's intern and warns Hiram that some rival mobsters attending Veronica's confirmation ceremony are planning a coup. Hiram has them killed and Archie realizes he just became an accessory to murder while working as a snitch for the FBI.

Betty helps Jughead retrieve the statue's head, which was cut off at Hiram's behest so he can evict the Serpents and gentrify their trailer park. Jughead and Betty finally fuck, but Betty doesn't tell Jughead she kissed Archie and it's a set up for future problems.

Betty doesn't cam, but Chic does, and some rapey john shows up at the Coopers' house looking for him. When Betty gets back home from bone session at Jughead's shack, the dude is dead and Alice is scrubbing off the blood.

Please be true

Wheres muh nigga Reg

On the backburner.

Will they show panty?

>This entire thing
What the fuck is happening to this show

they want the Sup Forums audience

If that's the case, they sure know what they are doing

Betty was camming at the start of the episode so....

Seriously though? What happened to the comfiness of season 1?

Roberto got the good coke after season 1

This show needs a shot in the arm, the 'post break slump' is weighing hard

why do you faggots watch this show its fucking pathetic, its nothing more than an agnsty high school drama filled with not so subtle sjw bullshit >muh stronk beautiful women >muh independent black girls band >muh mix racing...horrible acting childish plot meant for fucking middle schoolers and not even any interesting lore hell goonies had more suspense and action in it than this entire series, it feels like some high school cunt thought up a plot thinking shes all fucking special and in the know about some cute redhead guy who dies and then these teens and their parents have to deal with drama in this small town, dont forget all the cliche bullshit and black and white angst, the characters are paper thin without any depth or real conflict and honestly i dont think ive ever felt so glad to watch a show finish up

Where is everyone
Did the lack of waifuposting finally kill the show for Sup Forums

>opens her legs for south side trash

DROPPED

Lol so how come no one is on this thread then?

Why did the waifu posts stop?

Because Sup Forums doesn't know what Sup Forums wants
Remember when they say Toni Topaz is going to be some SJW character?

Archie goes full Henry Hill as Hiram's intern and warns Hiram that some rival mobsters attending Veronica's confirmation ceremony are planning a coup. Hiram has them killed and Archie realizes he just became an accessory to murder while working as a snitch for the FBI.
Wow this show has really ramped up the crazy since Christmas.

waifus?

I love how Reggie is back to being a minor character again like he was in season 1. I feel bad for Melton.

WHERE IS THE SYRUP

SERPENT SLUT

t-they're just method acting, right?

old news, she's already confirmed for getting blacked multiple times before getting SPROUSED

WHOOOOOORE!

Ha ha ha they're just good friends r-right?

He probably stuck it in her pooper

I think i missed a couple episodes I think i got to the winter break then missed Betty finding her camwhore brother. What happened to the Black Hood?

It was the janitor and he died

why is jughead so fucking nuts?

a little power hungry bitch beta

>Actually believing this

It sounds stupid enough for them to stick with it.

It's not. They've set it up plenty.

It'll be Chic.

why is Cheryl such a bitch?
>become friends with Veronica
>next episode makes fun of her mom for being a waitress

>Archie saves her from drowning
>tries to blackmail him about kissing betty

Do you think he shares her with Dylan?

DP

>no Cheryl in the episode
Trash, worst episode ever

She'll be back. It's her turn to bully Betty.

Can he actually handle her?

HEY Sup Forums, YOUR WAIFU'S A SLUT

DELETE

Wow what a slut

Jughead is so fucking annoying

SERPENT SLUT

Him becoming a serpent was a mistake.

He was always an irritating whiner.

He wasn't that bad in season 1 except in that birthday party episode.

I was hoping Archie was gonna have to execute papa poutine

>her shoe size is 9

Is that normal for a girl?

Average

normal for a girl with a big cock, yeah

Finally.

When the cute but annoying sjw black serpent girl went to see her grandpa in the last episode, the entire time I was like " of course she fucking has a native American grandpa". Is her mom trans and her dad a jew? Is her entire family a poor little oppressed club? Christ, why did they make it so ham fisted with her.

Might as well limit it to a single character instead of spreading it over everyone else.

You should've seen it coming the moment she went "muh privilege" on Betty.

with FP

where is giv poster?

I suppose.
I know, but at this point it's almost comical. I'm pretty much expecting for some character to say "break a leg" as a morale boost, and she'd just "Ahems" And introduces her crippled aunt who lost a leg in desert storm. Just dumb shit for her to get triggered over.

He's on suicide watch after his waifu stopped being pure.

Again, better off as a single character who everyone ignores than having that bullshit on everyone else.

giv betty gf

>Again, better off as a single character who everyone ignores than having that bullshit on everyone else.

Don't forget Josie.

>yfw you realize this scene is pure passion and they both wanted this

shitty show stop shilling it pls

Has she done that again outside of that one episode in the first season? She's been shunted off hard.

BASED ARCHIE ANDREWS on his way to becoming a mob boss

>NO FUN ALLOWED
>ONLY REAL PATRICIANS ARE ALLOWED TO POST ON THIS BOARD

DELETE THIS

>wanting the the most boring girl on the show

>this is boring for /tv

what a unique cosplay! I've never seen an actress dare to explore the artistry of the batman universe before

He won't be a boss. Hiram is setting him up as a fall guy. Season 3 will be Archie on trial with Veronica having to choose between testifying against Archie or her father. End of season she sends her father back to jail. Screenshot this now because this will happen.

i actually love this explanation, but where does fbi fit in? catches on to him?

They try to strong arm Archie into flipping on Hiram but Archie is too loyal to V. Archie makes some naive mistakes and trusts Hiram too much. Then Hiram frames Archie and the FBI refuses to help Archie because he wouldn't help them.

This episode was a huge improvement from last weeks. I was so bored with last weeks episode with all the pandering and shit. Now it's back to the usual intrigue.

this show really does write itself

STOP SHILLING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE EVERY DAY

>>>/reddit/ is that way, faggot

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LITERALLY a whore

>bra and skirt instead of bra and panties
dropped

Have you seen her ass? There's a reason they don't stick her in panties

plebbit loves that shit show you mongrel

Another day, another WB shill

Wait I can get paid for waifu posting, where do I sign up.

>MY taste is superior because other people dislike it!

Do you get paid at different rates for different waifus? Do A-lister waifus pay top bucks? Is that what everyone chases?

in that case i guess won't be making any money

what did CHeryl mean by this?

I don't know user I haven't applied yet willl keep you posted.

this episode was so good

DROPPED

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wtf is up with this blonde bitches fucking eyebrows
stop raising your fucking eyebrow you stupid fucking retard
she have a stroke?

>ywn see guido Archie to Ronnie to forget about it, as he is dressed as Micheal from the sapranos.

What's the point lads

bruh i agree with everything you said, i don't get it either. It isn't evenly slightly faithful to the original Archie comics in any way shape or form.
If people like it then cool, but fuck i wouldn't expect to see any threads on Sup Forums about it. Soy boys are taking over

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there proof that she getting blacked?

Fuck I love how this show jumped the shark but I hope they tone down the Serpent shit. Easily the worst aspect of the show.

>bruh
both barrels in the mouth

They need to cut Jughead out entirely and just replace it with more ChadSIS/Man from R.I.V.E.R.D.A.L.E./Gingerfellas