ITT: Tropes that make you want to do a triple backflip off the Grand Canyon

I'll start: Abrasive bully a gay character always catches hell from is a closeted faggot

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>Humans only use 10% of their brains

ahahah wouldn't it be funny if they ended up together hahaha like wouldn't it be nice if the small, weaker man snuggled up in the arms of the big, strong one hahahahah I wonder what that would feel like ha

>be american
>get shot

most homophobic bullies ARE gays in denial though

faggot

t. Secret homosexual

you know what you two need? a little comic strip called love is it's about two naked 8 year olds who are married

I remember that degenerate shit

>Heist movie
>The muscle has intellectual pursuits; he's a master chess player, avid reader of Russian literature
>Is used for a one-off gag and is never referenced again

>Its a "police are even more dangerous than the criminals" episode

>sjw pandering

>Donald Trump is evil

>all anti-Semitics are really Jews!
>all anti-niggers love blacks!
LMAO

>Villians are homogenously white, vaguely corporate types with one or two "badass" females
>Protagonists are racially diverse, with a female leader

Wholesome, "boring" surburban Dad is involved with a criminal organization

>not liking the secretly genius mook trope

>truly man is the real monster

I like it, I only hate it when nothing is done with it after its introduction

>Be Europoor
>Get shot
or
>Get ran over
or
>Get beheaded
or
>Can't stroll due to muslim no-go's

DUDE WHEN YOU SMOKE WEED YOU GO ON AN ACID TRIP LMAO

>The smart, fashionable daughter of wealthy parents is the biggest whore in high school

>The skinny pasty nerd has a dick the size of a 1 litre coke bottle

>The big man on campus has a secret thing for cross dressing

>girl and a guy
>they're total opposites and can't stand each other! OR they're just really good platonic work friends who never even considered dating!
>get together
>break up
>guy rushes to the airport to stop her from leaving for good

Basically every romcom ever.

>rich stacy is actually really nice and smart but pretends to be a total airhead because she's insecure

>The black guys theme music is a fire hip hop beat

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Family Guy nailed this one

This one.
Even the "dropping acid means vivid hallucinations" meme is pretty stale

>guy meets girl
>they hit it off real nice
>but he hid something from here
>sometimes he didn't even LIE about it, just didn't bring it up
>girl finds out
>"i don't know you anymore"
>break up
>guy sulks for a while
>some random happenstance makes him go get the girl back
>he does it by "being honest"
>they get back together

now it is very romcom ever

>Ancient South American/Middle Eastern/Western European civilization was in contact with aliens millennia ago

>I'm not even made that you did it, just that you didn't tell me

>War movie
>Grizzled soldier adopts a dog from the battlefield
>Dog becomes unit mascot, everyone loves him
>Dog dies

Every fucking time

>Religious authority figure is a secret pedophile
Jesus Christ, we get it, everyone gets it Hollywood!