X-files thread

[Justin Brooks]

New Episode tonight boys. Will it be a good one like last week or a shite one like the premier?

[Wyatt Powell]

Any streams tonight?

[Sebastian Mitchell]

it's about "muh William" so, a little from column A, a little from column B

[Wyatt Nguyen]

BUILD SPACE WALL

[Cameron King]

think they got all their anti-Trump out of their system with last ep?

[Justin Bennett]

ALRIGHT GUYS REAL SHOUTGUY IS HERE NOT THIS FAGGOT IMPOSTER

[Kevin Richardson]

OH FUCK

[Evan Harris]

Pretty intense opener

[Isaac Garcia]

FUCK YEA A MONSTER

[Justin Peterson]

Dude! Its Resident Evil!

[Zachary Peterson]

DaFuq

[Aaron Wilson]

damn they got budget

[Bentley Allen]

WAS THAT A SHARK?

[Josiah Gray]

>It's a special enough episode that they changed The Truth Is Out There

[Julian Johnson]

A land shark

[Levi Gomez]

LAST WEEKS EPISODE WOULDVE BEEN THE BUDGET ONE
DID YOU EVEN THINK BEFORE YOU SPOKE?

[Noah Cook]

it's a streetshark!

[Juan Martinez]

HEY I MADE A GAY FAG NAME FOR MYSELF
IM A NAMEFAG NOW

[Michael Peterson]

Calling it now its another tulpa

[Alexander Cruz]

Hey gayfaggot

[Aaron Taylor]

WHAT

[Ryder Barnes]

I bet she has a dream connection with her son or some shit

[Henry Davis]

>X-FILES BROUGHT TO YOU BY FORD™ WIFI

[David Garcia]

What happened to Scully's pubic hair?

Was it aliens?

[Adam Robinson]

I HAD TO BECOME A NAMEFAG BECAUSE YOU KEEPS COPIES ME AND YOUR POSTS SUCK
YOU STARTED TO COPIES ME LAST WEEK

[Christopher Reyes]

Oh, I get it. Slender Man.

[Owen Long]

youtube.com/watch?v=qxB1Bq1qFFc

[Jace Brooks]

It's was trimmed and sold to me

[Elijah Edwards]

disappointed she's waxed, 2bh

[Ryder Thomas]

>DREAMS
YOU SAID IT

[Justin Cooper]

Dont even

[Angel Kelly]

Jackson van de Chad

[Josiah Smith]

That's hot

[Parker Baker]

Are the aliens hiding in her bikini?

[Noah Brown]

SCULLY WILL EITHER DIE OR DISAPPEAR THIS SEASON
CALLING IT NOW
>INB4 SCULLY IS IMORTAL

[Blake Bell]

Was the monster real

[Charles Johnson]

Creepy monster, made up on the Internet, gets kids to kill each other...

Definitely Slender Man.

[Oliver Gonzalez]

scully is immortal!

[Thomas Lopez]

BUT SHES NOOOT
SHES NOT IMMORTAL
OH HI MARK

[Evan Hall]

We'll see

[Lucas Roberts]

IS THAT A CITIZEN CANE REFERENCE?

[Michael Clark]

We're overdue for a Drumpf reference

[Zachary Murphy]

Indeed

[Isaac Diaz]

KANE*
WAIT WTF WHY DOES SHE THINK THATS HER SON
I MISSED SOMETHING

[Easton Cooper]

Man is the real monster

[Brayden Adams]

SCULLY IS AN ALIEN SHE SHEDS TEARS OUT OF HER NOSE

[Jose Turner]

Rip willy

[Austin Kelly]

She also has a spooky skeleton inside her RIGHT NOW

[Tyler Cooper]

ding ding ding

[Samuel Moore]

DONT

[Landon Davis]

Wtf I feel like I missed something here.

[Brody Turner]

OH FUCK SHITBALLS THIS DUDE GOT UP AND WAS LIKE *CLASSIC NECK CRACK*

[Jordan Johnson]

WE WUZ COWBOYZ N SHIT

[Nathan Brooks]

Was the one horse's name Bin Ladin?

[Angel Lopez]

WHY IS OUR FUTURE MADAM PRESIDENT SHILLING DIETS TO FATTIES?

[Benjamin Myers]

It was Big Mama

[Isaac Collins]

THAT BIRDS EYE VIEW SHOT WAS COOL

[Jose Barnes]

Awful lot of whispering in this episode.

[Isaac Garcia]

Scully gonna get RICE'D

[Alexander Gomez]

DARK WEB

[Parker Richardson]

is Sup Forums here? This is total bullshit, I assume.

[Samuel Richardson]

NO ITS TRUE
HAVING AN OPEN BEVERAGE NEAR ELECTRONICS CAN BE A FATAL ERROR

[Jace Jenkins]

Kek

[Hudson Ramirez]

Sup Forums here, can confirm it's unusual not to have porn in your search history

[William Morris]

Oh hey, Annihilation. I remember seeing that movie.

When it was called 'Evolution'.

[Colton Young]

What do they smell like?

[Gabriel Ramirez]

Feet

[Adrian Martinez]

But now it has "strong female protagonist"

[Joseph Ross]

I remember reading it when it was called The Color Out of Space by HP "KILL NIGGERS" Lovecraft. Also shut up Boco.

[Dylan Bailey]

i loved the movie as a kid.

also fuck you namefag

[Matthew Martin]

THATS A TRIPFAG
IM A NAMEFAG
YOURE A NEWFAG

[Landon Diaz]

I liked it too.

[Carson Young]

we're all fags yea!

[Matthew Smith]

Nice Skinnerposition.

[Luis Williams]

Yes it was
t. Alien

[Jonathan Howard]

Inb4 this whole episode was a dream.

[Carson Edwards]

IT WAS A FUCKING TULPA
I FUCKING KNEW IT

[Julian Turner]

GOD DAMN IT THERES NO SHARK MONSTER THING FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

[Michael Price]

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG BRIE! I WAS THE GHOULI

[Isaac Sanders]

How do I get Gilly to deflower me?

[Aiden Thomas]

>copying that other obnoxious special kid from S2 of Stranger Things

[Justin Kelly]

>deflower
kill yourself you fucking poofter

[Jaxson Sanchez]

DAMN IT JACKSON THEY JUST WANTED TO TALK

[Michael Ortiz]

Jackson this is your mother talking now you come out RIGHT NOW!!!

[Christopher Foster]

WISE MYSTERIOUS AZN MAN SPEAKING IN PLATITUDES IS ACTUALLY AN HALF ALIEN TEENAGER

[Benjamin Gonzalez]

>it's a Vietnam episode next week

[Jaxon Hughes]

> Finally meet your mommy
> She looks like fucking this

[Evan Johnson]

Oh boy, Vietnam...

Man, this show is gonna be fucked if it comes back without Scully.

[Connor Taylor]

>HJO BEING FAT AND STUFF
>SKINNER IN 'NAM
>SKINNER CENTRIC EPISODE
OH FUG THIS GON BE GOOD

[Luis Myers]

Was that haley joel osment? He just keeps getting fatter and fatter.

[Gabriel Lopez]

Was that the deputy director?

[Caleb Richardson]

inb4 Cancer Man was behind the Vietnam War

[Caleb Brown]

Next ep will have It Ain't Me play over the opening.

[Isaiah Morris]

Lmao

[Dominic Lopez]

YEA THAT WAS HIM
I READ SHE SAID SHE DOESNT WANT TO DO THIS SHOW ANYMORE
MOST LIKELY SHE WILL DIE OR SOMETHING

[Jeremiah Wilson]

>party falls through the floor

Heh, just like Its A Wonderful Life.

[Oliver Moore]

Yep

[Sebastian Gutierrez]

WHAT IF IT ACTUALLY DOES?
HOW FUCKING CRAZY WOULD THAT BE?

[Cooper Lopez]

>tfw no gilly mommyfu

[Thomas Brooks]

>THIS SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
youtube.com/watch?v=5UOb7RBWlak