Artie missed ANOTHER show

Artie missed ANOTHER show.

I just realised he looks like shane from the walking dead

Haha!

Holy shit! *pounds table*

Shame. The last one was great.

Stanhope is a fucking mess lmao

>caring about youtubers
>caring about an obese man close to death

Wew lad.

How's middle school going?

surprised?

I don't know, why don't you ask yourself?

Really JUSTED post Stern. All started at the bababooey USO fiasco

Fuck you, stupid faggot. I'd like to see how tough you think you are in real life.

>people continue to think that it would be a good idea for Norm to get Artie Lange on his podcast
Is it just that people don't tend to know about current Artie, or?

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spick

Its so sad that artie can't get off the junk. I only ever wanted him to succeed. His support structure is probably far more effective than some random dudes post on a taiwanese cave painting swap-meet but god damn it I wish Artie could stick to bettering himself.

In what enormous schoolyard are you two homos going to settle your posturing?

Faggot High obviously, amirite, men?

you better shut the fuck up, or im going to bottom you so f ing hard!

you'd want to do that? fag!

no YOUD like that you fucking queer!

be more funny

Make a movie about this. A fan kidnaps Artie under the false pretenses of making a movie about Artie being kidnapped by a fan, but then he actually chains him to a radiator and tries to get him off the drugs. If necessary with violence. Meanwhile Artie makes serveral attempts to escape but fails just to awake the anger of the fan, who may or may not have split personalities.

"Hey Gar, I'm not gonna be in today"

ggx TriHard

manchild fag idea

I'm 28. Why should I know or give a fuck about some near deceased youtuber?
Kill yourself faggot.

>I'm 28
well whoop dee doo, lemme send you all of my money, this nigga 28 years old. maybe you should get a nobel prize too while we're at it.

>Was making 5k a week doing MadTv but was fired because of his coke habit and his suicide attempt
>Was making 300k a year doing three hours of radio a day but was fired because of his heroin habit and his suicide attempt
>Making more money on the AA show by doing even less work but got arrested for cocaine and accidentally snorted glass into his nose

At this point God is just punishing Artie by keeping him alive

only 300K for working on the #1 radio show back when radio was relevant?!?
are you sure about that figure? jesus.

le 56% lips

>mfw Artie misses another show

His body looks like it's just fucking dying at an incredibly fast rate as the years go by. Probably gonna be dead within the next few years.

yes

Howard is the jewiest of jews and kept most of the 500 million for himself

i relate to artie. if my parents didn't move when i was little i would have BEEN artie - a goof with a union card wanting something better.
his book was heartbreaking and he just can't outrun his demons.
literally all he has to do is stop ingesting drugs and alcohol - he has enough fans to always have an audience.
ARTIE GET CLEAN AND MAKE NORTH JERSEY PROUD

dispicable. i think much less of howard knowing this.

So sick of Artie and his junkie bullshit. Just die already you fucking sack of shit. He was funny as fuck on MAD TV(Black momma) and on Stern but almost two decades of this pitty shit is tired af.
Fa fa Monkey was so hurt when Artie let it be known he didn't really want him there.

>i think much less of howard
how

i was a listener when jackie left and artie started sitting in. he gave the show new life.
for howard to only pay him 300K to get up at the crack of dawn to write and tell great jokes syndicated to every market in the US for morning drive is CHEAP.
i thought howard took care of his people. oh well.

For me? It's Colin Quinn!

I enjoy Compound Media 10000x more when Artie isn't there.

I want to make Joanne Nosuchinksy pregnant

Everyone aside from Howard, Gary, Robin and Fred were paid pretty poorly. Stuttering John made 10k a year for five years

>make North Jersey proud
never gonna happen

grandpa

They have been getting some good guests lately

I thought he was making around 1 million a year

No Howard's a greedy Jewish dick