>"At least I had truly become, The Greatest Showman™."
Saw this with my gf, absolute COUPLES KINO and GUARANTEED or your money back fresh wet pussy when you get home.
"At least I had truly become, The Greatest Showman™."
Jayden Cook
Mason Rivera
>when your gf gets turned on by horror movies and says shit like "imagine that happening to your dick" when someone gets their finger cut off
Caleb Campbell
That bar number had me hard desu
Michael Gonzalez
Like any of us here have gfs or worried about couple movies. Hello
Isaac Cox
youtube.com
had a kino soundtrack im NOT even gay
Samuel Nguyen
Saw it with my gf last night. Getting anal tonight.
Brayden Morgan
your gf doesn't mind you getting anal on the side? make sure he wears a condom.
Grayson Cruz
>And now you are "The Greatest Show starring Huge Jackman"
Zachary King
my sister wants to play this at her bat mitzah
CRINGE
Joseph Taylor
>yfw THIS IS DA GREATEST SHOW
...Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya
It's only this moment, don't care what comes after
It's blinding outside and I think that you know
Just surrender 'cause you're calling and you wanna go...
Samuel Fisher
Post her Khazar milkers.
Landon Kelly
>DON'T, YOU, WANNA GET AWAY
>FROM THE SAME, OLD, POT YOU GOTTA PAY
My fucking JAM
Logan Phillips
STFU FAGGOT! Your sister is a true patrician.
Cameron Price
how can jews even stand coming here
Daniel Hill
Yeah but she'll be thinking about Hugh Jackman while you fuck
Oliver Clark
Not all Jews are Heebs user
Juan King
Chase Walker
>not zac efron
ya ok dude confirmed for not seeing the movie
Parker Richardson
>Every Saccharine Feel-Good True Rags to Riches Story Ever: The Movie
Luis Cooper
So will I.
Robert Phillips
>The Greatest Show
More like The Greatest Kino Amirite?
Evan Sullivan
Good one user
Leo Cruz
Jaxon Nguyen
BASED
Christian Collins
Sorry lads but she's mine.
Kevin Morales
I heard three conversations walking out of the theater of people saying they didn't know it was a musical, and my gf thought Zac Efron was the main character going in. How many different ads did this have to get three different impressions of the movie out there?
Benjamin Cruz
Fuck you degenerate shills
Jeremiah Turner
>they didn't know it was a musical
same thought it just had a song or two
Aiden Allen
They're called "feel-good movies" for a reason.
Jack Flores
But all those other Saccharine Feel-Good True Rags to Riches Story movies don't have Zac "this kino is too litty to show a single titty" Effron in them
Charles Edwards
why are they so cute bros... ill never get a zendaya acrobat gf..
Alexander Murphy
Wait, it's a musical? I just thought it was just silly and anachronistic. There was only this extremely short scene in the trailer where they finish some dancing or whatever act at the same time as the music ends, but I thought it was just cut that way.
Easton Robinson
Yep, it's a musical.
But it's one of those "they speak throughout and occasionally sing". It's not like, say, LES MISERABLES.
Thomas Perry
Nice! I'll see if my mom wants to go see it
Anthony Cruz
I see, thanks. So it's more like Chicago.
Adrian Anderson
>my gf gets turned on by horror movies
You should watch this movie with her then.
Dominic Carter
the songs are good and there's some ideas behind the numbers but it's filmed like shit (pure digital garbage), the director makes it cringy and there's no story besides what's told in the songs. Also the zendetta girl can't sing.
Gavin Collins
This film completely sucked on a fundamental level. For one why the fuck did the spiderman girl even fall in love with Zach Efron, they literally lock eyes once and bam its all over, they never discuss their feelings with each other or even develop as a relationship over the duration of the film. They just act as though they've been together forever for literally no reason. The sets also seemed fake
Christian Peterson
yeah a good director and one last draft would have made it kino. Good intensions though.
Hudson Nguyen
It did have good intentions, Hugh Jackman seemed to be having fun