Evil character

>evil character
>named lucifer

Bravo Rowling, bravo

>>character known for his severe demeanor
>>named Severus

EXCELLENT NOSH GUVNA

>>our video game character is too corny, he needs redesign
>>bruh just make him into Lucius Malfoy

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>Character known for being Haggard
>Is named Hagrif
Bravo Rowling, bravo

Hagrid. FML
also checked

>Only Asian character in the franchise
>Named Ching Chong

Bravo Rowling

He looks so much better now, anyone who prefers the old one is retarded.

Hagrid comes from the word "hagridden", as in stalked by nightmares

I think they both look good. Whats wrong with either?

the old one had more character, this one is sleek but boring

>retarded character loves strange things
>named xenophilius

>dullest franchise
>named “No!”

>>character works with plants and herbs
>>named Sprout

Excelsior!

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>named potter
>never makes a pot
What the fuck.

no, you are retarded

>children's show or movie
>everyone is named after what they work with

Fuck this shit more than anything.

>character called Harry
>is not Welsh
definitely the best writer of this century

>Sirius Black
>is both carefree and white

His characterization and artstly was nonsense and all over the place. People got mad that they made his character more consistent with his themes.

>He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
>they give him a name
Wowza

I haven't touched LoL in years and never cared about Swain, but I can understand why people get attached to a character who might look a little weird, but at least stands out. Video game companies are shitting out 12 sleek, consistent and streamlined designs a minute, so character's that are not just 100% about one specific theme are beginning to have their own appeal.

Like this fucking guy.

Kino Rowling, kino

>Remus Lupin
>Wolfbaby Wolflike
I really wonder what his gimmick could be

>>character's entire motivation is to become immortal
>>literally named Flight-From-Death

This may be true, but I always figured she named him Serious Nigger because he spent 13 years behind bars without seeing Harry once

Lucifer is a good guy though.

Pasta where

Sirius = the Dog star

Sirius Black turns in to a dog

The splash is a bit jank, but the actual design is baller

Using a long jacket as a cloak = certified military badass

>going for that One Piece marine officer look

>"DEH!"

Where the hell is he?

>Ginger character
>named Ron Howard
SUCH DEPTH ROWLY POWLY!

t. brainlet with no taste

Nobody with any taste would watch one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>most evil wizard in history
>named Tom

>Volcano connected to the end of the world
>Mt. Doom

>Character is wise
>named Samwise

Good one Tolkien, brava.

His name is really not that coherent. Death theft at best. Not even kidding.

>Makes website containing more Harry Potter lore
>names the website Pottermore

>guy likes snakes
>name him Slithering

BRAVO ROWLING

>writes expanded universe
>there's a wizard castle in brazil
>named Castelobruxo
>literally means Wizardcastle

The absolute fucking hack

>run out of ideas for the african name
>just translate Magic School and call it a day

J K Hackling

>Salem has a witches' institute
>The place of largest genocide of witches in history

Kinda like how there's a synagogue in Auschwitz, right? Very classy, Rowling

Really weak intro compared to the last 2 I saw which were 10/10 this was like a 3. Try a bit harder next time.

>magic school
>named after a pig's small, rough, and hard growths on its skin

>need a name for the most famous spell
>it's a slightly altered version of abra kadabra

Everytime I see this it legit makes my day

>A spell that revives people from fainting/stun
>Literally means "to drain of energy"

Do you fucking homework, J.K. Hackling

Did he dress like a vampire in the books too or was that a movie thing?

>Ron, who isn't good at anything is in Gryffindor instead of Hufflepuff
>Hermione, the know-it-all, is in Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw

Too difficult for you to write, JK?

When the hat has doubts, it just puts everyone in the same house as their parents.

And Hermione apparently would be a bad Ravenclaw because she only memorizes and follows instructions rather than thinking for herself.

What were they? The only good one I saw recently was the one with 'missionary position'.

Harry needed friends.

Also the hat takes your own aspirations and desires into account.

bretty gud

> Only Irish character is named Seamus Finnigan
> only Indian characters named Parvati and Padma Patil
> Only Jewish character named Anthony Goldstein (confirmed on twitter)

I suppose we should be lucky she didn't call the black character Nigger Jim.

Harry Potter is the ultimate pleb filter. I read the first book and gave it to a charity shop. It's amateurish writing and even the story is just a collection of plagiarised ideas and fantasy tropes. Haven't seen the movies, never will.

>Hermione's parents were in Gryffindor

>characters in different houses can't be friends

>>writes expanded universe

>>the african wizards don't use wands, they just chimp out and gesture at stuff

>>they are experts at turning themselves into savage african fauna

What did Rowling mean by this?

>characters in different houses can't be friends
It's harder to show interaction between characters when they don't even have the same hanging out room.

In book 5 she had a character ask Hermione why she wasn't in Ravenclaw to shut the fans up lol Basically, Hermione chose Gryffindor just like Harry. In the movie and the book during the train ride, she talks about wanting to be a Gryffindor because it was Dumbledore's house.

Like how Harry and Malfoy never interacted with each other.

I don't remember that but there was one about drinking a potion.

What's the point of the hat then, if he just does whatever the students want?

Most students don't care which house they go to, or just want to be in the same one as their parents or siblings.

AVADA-

>no Clifford Runs for President

Uh, you don’t get to bring friends

>Harry, the kid who speaks snake language and is part-Voldemory isn't put into Slytherin cuz he """"thought about Gryffindor real hard""""
Fucking Bravo Rowling.

Most UK secondary schools have general common rooms as well as house ones.

CADO!!!!

Wait what are the goblins named?

His parents were both Gryffindors

It would have been weird to name Hermione, "Nigger Jim"...

Fucking asshole ruined my bathtub

Do wizards believe in christianity? If anything, they're unironic wiccans

>really likes sex
>names her Nymphomania Tonks

Shlomo, Chaim, Isaac, Mordekai.

Apparently she was going to have four main characters, all from different houses

I think she scrapped the idea in favor of convenience, would've been to hard to find time for them all to hangout

Ron was the original Gryffindor, Harry was supposed to join Slytherin, Hermione was of course Ravenclaw, and Neville was supposed to be a Hufflepuff and have a much bigger role

That would have made more sense. And if she can't fit in hangout time then she's just lazy.

>Only Jewish character named Goldstein (confirmed on twitter)
He must be high up in the jewish social cast.

Black could be anywhere my man

shit lead-in, 4/10

>character called Tom Marvolo Riddle
>literally an anagram of I am Lord Voldemort

even when I was a kid I thought that was retarded

He was a literal child when he came up with the name. I'm not sure what you were expecting.

rowling is /ourgirl/

He's not making fun of Voldemort. He's making fun of JK. She thought up the name Voldemort, and then needed a way to make an anagram so she came up with the middle name Marvolo. What the fuck kind of name is Marvolo?

>He's not making fun of Voldemort. He's making fun of JK.
Oh.
>What the fuck kind of name is Marvolo?
That's not nearly as unusual as some of the other names. Thankfully, it doesn't have some meaning that makes it unbelievably fitting (Remus Lupin, Sprout, etc.).

>the entirety of the wizard world is too afraid to actually say a word made up by a child

Marvolo sounds like some Italian shit while Tom Riddle is as British as a bread sandwich.

>What the fuck kind of name is Marvolo?
Marvolo was the name of Voldemort's maternal grandfather. They were the inbred decendants-of-Slytherin side of the family so it's not an unusual name for them. Voldy's mom was named Merope and she was fucked up enough in the head to give her kid her abusive dad's name (middle name, but still).

You just KNOW that the old Gaunts slipped little Merope the penur on many a occasions

for some reason i want to say marvolo was the name a magician she saw when she was young but that might be bullshit

It's avocado you cunt

Bad lead in, leave it to the pros you fag

N O T B A S E D

>good character
>named lucifer

>evil wolf like character
>named Fenrir
Didn’t even bother changing the name at all

>son of evil lucifer
>named DRACO

Pottery

>Pottery
>main character's name is Harry POTTER

It just keeps going.