Yesterday, this series got another fucking Eisner! Now, I'm going to storytime its first OGN as I long planned!
Previous SoPs: Day 1: (Marville) (The Unfunnies) (Trouble) (Nemesis) (Joker's Daughter) (Change) (Amazons Attack) (Earth-2: World's End) (The Surface) (Countdown pt. 1) (Countdown pt. 2) (Countdown pt. 3)
Day 2: (Jade Street Protection Services) (The Deal/God’s End) (Avengers #200: The Rape of Ms. Marvel) (Nightwing: Brothers in Blood) (Champions) (Liberality for All) (America) (Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines) (Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders) (Cry for Justice) (Rich Johnston’s The Avengefuls) (Sonichu pt. 1) (Sonichu pt. 2) (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1) (Phoenix: Legacy of Fire) (Rise of Arsenal) (Batgirl: Redemption) (Countdown pt. 4) (Countdown pt. 5)
Day 3: (Extreme Comics) [my other storytime] (US War Machine 2.0) (Joe Weltjens' DIESEL) (Civil War II) (Littlest Zombie Summer Special with ICP) (Crash Bandicoot Retold) (Deathmate) (Sonichu pt. 3) (Sonichu pt. 4) (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 2)
David Rivera
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Noah Walker
Why is this shit so hideous?
Jace Harris
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Brayden Morgan
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Jayden Allen
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Parker Cook
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Xavier Reed
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Juan Sullivan
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Angel Martinez
this requires a great degree of superhuman strength
Kayden Collins
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Jonathan Cruz
>Implying she doesn't.
She going by spider-man rules.
Daniel Cook
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Jonathan Murphy
user you doing Created Equal and Act of God?
Kayden Kelly
this reminds me of the "draw a cute girl, call it a boy" Sup Forums meme, but the opposite.
Asher Gonzalez
OP, I don't think I can ride this one with you, and I've just come from the Sonic the AIDShog thread
Nolan Brown
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Julian Campbell
(You)
Jackson Lewis
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Gavin Rodriguez
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Thomas Cox
NEW SoP: (Superman: Distant Fires) Lantern user, you can talk to that storytimer instead.
Alexander Johnson
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Andrew Morgan
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Wyatt Bell
AHHHHHHH WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC AHHHH
Joshua Smith
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Logan Brown
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Caleb Lopez
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Jeremiah Thompson
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Josiah Ramirez
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Jeremiah Diaz
Reminder: Erica Henderson 2, Warren Ellis: Zero Christopher Priest: Zero.
Ayden Thompson
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Cameron Reed
Going to keep reading but that page dealt a severe blow. I'd give it Eisner out of 5
Justin Nelson
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Cameron Gray
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Hunter Ward
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Ryan Walker
Just three brown dudes and a red-head Scottish dude in a kilt talking about computers
Jeremiah Williams
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Owen Ward
What the fuck is this Do they not know anything about Ole Herb? Why the fuck would his mooks be dudes in armor
Charles Perry
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Evan Gray
this """""art""""" is going to make me vomit
Brody Butler
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Mason Brooks
This is what nightmares are mad of
Leo Adams
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Brandon Rogers
Don't let the ugly art distract you from the godawful writing.
Evan Hall
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Cameron Martin
I genuinely couldn't tell you what's happened so far story wise because I am so fucked by this art
Blake Young
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Oliver Clark
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Cooper Miller
>weirdly accurate snake mouth >uncanny hideous everything else Is there something Erika needs to tell us
Gabriel Reyes
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Luis Cook
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Jaxson Nelson
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Brayden Mitchell
It's basically Squirrel girl telling anyone who listen that she is so awesome and badass. The dead horse is at this point dead horse soup.
Juan Sanders
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Jose Scott
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Blake Gutierrez
CLASSIC JLA ELSEWORLDS SHIT: 94086687
Caleb Flores
they are looking a bit like abominations in the third panel
Camden Parker
Sorry: (JLA: Created Equal & Act of God
Nolan Peterson
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Hunter Long
Is there a reason there are so many digs at Spider-man in this series? They're constant, her first issue had her ripping off his song and everything. Did the writer get attacked by a spider and lashes out at them?
Jaxson Martin
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Matthew Rogers
This comic is for non-comic book readers and normies statistically know Spider-man over most other heroes
Benjamin Brooks
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Asher Flores
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James Howard
The real super-villainy here is those fucking pants.
Samuel Hill
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Jayden Evans
What the fuck am I reading? Is this fan mail by a 4 year old? No sane adult who passed the 3rd grade could write this poorly
Asher Morgan
>this series has won awards I can no longer live in a world such as this
Bentley Brown
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Thomas Long
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Xavier Richardson
HOW CAN SOMETHING SO BAD EXIST
Hudson Lewis
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Elijah Nguyen
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Justin Garcia
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Nicholas Hill
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Jeremiah Jones
I'm going to print this out and use it as my suicide note I cannot believe this
Carter Kelly
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Zachary Wood
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Austin Price
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Blake Lopez
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Leo Brown
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Jayden Peterson
The writing is bad. The art is bad. But my least favorite part of this has to be how the author feels the need to comment on EVERY FUCKING PAGE. It's never funny, and it never adds anything to the comic. It's either just lame jokes, or info nobody cared about, like how the author decided to tell us what their favorite flavor of chip was. Most of the time, it just feels like the author is just patting themselves on the back for writing such a quirky, unique comic and how special they are for it. And they do this on nearly every page. It makes me realize what this comic really is: The author jerking themselves off for a whole comic for making something that's "cool" and "quirky" and "self-aware", unlike all those dumb and boring comics that they used to print that never even thought to draw Tony Stark in his underwear.
Alexander Walker
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Joseph Morales
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Ian Wood
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Camden Williams
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Ryder Thompson
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Colton Hughes
I'm sorry for interrupting OP but I just need to say that I can't read this, it seems so incomprehensible
Jason Rodriguez
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Isaiah Howard
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Leo Flores
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Luis Jackson
Such incomprehensible comics (with shitty art) are deserving of SoP.
