From now on, your new name will be Dark

From now on, your new name will be Dark...

...Dark.

Invader...

Lighter

...Vapor.

brotha

the Hedgehog

Destroyer. Bring on the Chaser!

Seriously, what the hell happened to his voice when he said "Henceforth" like that? It sounded like he had a party horn stuck in his throat.

Nigga

He snorted a few dark side lines

Skank

Danger

Chocolate.

vaporizer

Edge

Was getting turned into a Frankenstein monster part of his plan?

...Crystal

icky

...David Duke

Yes, all the better for faking an assassination attempt by the jedi.

Ian realized the movie was schlock and the trilogy was already ruined so he decided to just have some fun by hamming it up as much as possible

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