Confess or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

confess or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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i farted

I’m gay

I like Spiderman 3 more then I should.

I voted for Hillary

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I once fucked 3 women and one man in the ass during a party.
I liked fucking the man in the ass more than any other pussy I've ever placed my dick in

Batman forever is my favorite batman movie

Cara, the visuals, designs, and blah were the best part of Valerian.

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

I genuinely think Bergman is a hack

id confess to normal fat priest wojak but fuck you

I thought TFA was the only real way to start the squeal, and that most of the new Star Wars faults are on the fact that Disney is trying to have 500 different directors do different projects like they do with Marvel, not realizing that Star Wars was so beloved because it followed a story that would come out years apart from each other.

i like community and rick and morty

I spend all day watching CBBC with my imaginary niece

Most of my opinions on film are informed by my schizo best friend forcing me to sit through shock horror and terribly made family films as a teenager

I squeeze my sisters ass sometimes when she's sleeping

The Pest is a 6/10.

I haven't watched a movie in 2 years

TLJ is my favourite Star Wars movie
I have a Netflix subscirption
I think these huge blu ray collections everyone is posting are stupid and pointless

Is that a nipple? Fapfapfap

I put peanut butter on my dick and let my dog lick it off.

I found Call me by Your Name to be pretty lackluster

I haven't been in a cinema since hateful eight.

I actually dreamed once that I was beating the living shit out of griffithfag.

I still like watching new episodes of the Simpsons.

The Hobbit movies are just as good as the Lord of the Rings movies.

Yes her nipples are nice

i think Pain and Gain will be remembered as a good film in time. All the performances are great. It's framed well and all the sets and locations look great. As shitty a filmmaker as Michael Bay is Pain and Gain is pretty good.

I will die on this hill.

I got my friend demoted for being a snitch

coalburner

This wojak is too creepy. May I suggest you start using the forked one? Its more accessible for distribution and has better fundamentals.

I stopped liking vidya and left Sup Forums
I stopped liking movie, so I will probably leave Sup Forums

Which passion will I destroy next?

redditor here

That's for her upcoming film with young autismo. Her tries to do a bunch of stuff in her last year alive.
Cara in white lingerie confirmed. So I'll be watching.

I can't connect with people

I lie sometimes

I lied about having plans tonight

going on year 3 of jacking off near exclusively to interracial porn and still ashamed

white boi in denial...hilarious. your precious cara has burned the coal more than once.

I want to kill myself but i'm afraid of hell

Relatable

i love apu memes

I haven't watched a movie in a while.

Don't reply to me, larping retard.

I voted for Hillary

i dont watch movies

I hate sneed posting

I did too
Also I farded on my boaner

I like boys

this

i cant get hard to white women, I find their facial features repulsive

I haven’t seen anything Saoirse Ronan is in but I still waifufag her hard because I have a thing for cute girls with Irish accents

I Naruto more than I should.

Any Rand is the most influential philosopher of the 20th century.

i shit in a urinal

I like some capeshit

I don't really like movies that much, I prefer books and music but /lit/ and Sup Forums are both really boring so I stay here.

why niece and not daughter? less stressful?

i love my wife

I have a big dick

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I loved the first two chapters of Insidious, but don't want to watch Chapters 3 or 4 because they're prequels.
I'd rather have Ghost Eliza and her goons solving the cliffhanger in Chapter 2.

This

i don't care for black mirror

>tfw I have an entire attack unit of immunity dogs and still reply because I love my mother so much

I anal slammed an unattractive negress once. I wasn't any good with women at the time, and she was all over me bad, so I thought I'd slam some tequila and have at it.

Didn't feel great the next morning. Wasn't worth it.

>my wife
>yours
Delete this

Catholicism is the one true faith.

I also really liked Valerian.

never

Me too man me too

Go to Sup Forums, learn about new cultures and learn why people from all places are equally trash.

I watch the big bang theory

This.

I'm trying to fuck this bubble butt neighbor of mine.
It's pretty legit.

>trying
Dicklet detected.

My Little Pony is one of my favorite shows ever, and I think we should be allowed to discuss it here.

I'm a big guy

RotS > TPM > RotJ > Rogue One > ANH > TLJ > TFA > AotC > ESB

How big?

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I want to fuck a pony.

It was a neat flick. I'll rewatch for Cara.
>a girl will artificially impregnate Cara one day
>not you or I

Life isn't fair

i miss the tripfags of old times like bellatap and the guy that was homo for robin for the dark knight ruses

I'm crying

too big for you

I’m not going to watch the last Jedi (I also didn’t watch the previous star wars film - because a nigger and a girl were stars in the trailer) I’m not even going to pirate it.