Why is cinema food so expensive?

Why is cinema food so expensive?

Lol what paper is this? The big yellow shitting is hilarious

Theaters more or less make nothing on ticket sales, so ridiculously marked up food is the only way to get profit margins.

Sunday Sport, it's the Brit version of the Weekly World News except they do real coverage of sports and everything else is a piss take.

>he doesn't sneak food into cinema
>that sound that plastic bags make when you take things out

the sunday sport

Hahaha.

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

does anyone have the "gordon ramsey sex dwarf " one

That and much, much more.
Knock yourself out user

These are legitimately hilarious. Brit slang is so comical.

MESSING WITH THE GOD DAMN SLUSH PUPPY MACHINE. OF ALL THE DAMN MACHINES YOU CAN FUCK WITH. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MONSTER

>Sunday Sport

They've been caught flat out making up stories just for sensational headlines to sell their 20p paper.

because you're trying to buy food inside a theater instead of eating elsewhere for less before the movie.

>Slush Ploppie

where's your evidence?

>been caught

are you stupid?

I used to buy it for the tits when I was a young lad, before the intrnet starting pumping them straight to my bedroom.

I can't stop laughing bros. Brits are too retarded to handle. SHITTING. Fuck me too good.

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Because movie tickets are too cheap to actually sustain the theater, so they "trick" people into buying cheap tickets and earn the profits back on the concessions.

Basically its the whole tipping thing again, except americans for some reason think it's justified to sneak in things to eat but not to refuse tips.

We all did, but none of us believe they found a WW2 bomber on the moon.

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Gotta love the bongs

Cause you should buy a projector and pirate everything.

I don’t know why but I read that with techmoan’s voice.

It's pretty fucking obvious these are just joke articles. Were you the same kind of moron who thought Weekly World News was also serious?

>Chap's Eye
>Not Jap's Eye
DROPPED. Also aren't these all fake?

>Foul-bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming SHIT

must be a fun job writing for this paper.

>Poo horror
I'd watch that movie

>EXCLUSIVE
I can't breathe

>I wasn't flashing my willy, I was shoplifting sausages

Lmao

Just making it clear to everyone outside of the UK that they're not real, except maybe the bike sniffer one.

Did anyone buy this one? I want to know what was between her bum cheeks
>Also aren't these all fake?
If Sunday Sport headlines were real this country has a serious epidemic of dwarfs getting killed in retarded circumstances

>Look out! She's got a shit!
Who will play them?

Proofs?

Whoever wrote these articles is a genius

>Chief Editor Charlie Brooker

WOT IF YOU SHAT IN CHIMNEY BUT YOU WAS THE CHIMNEY

>banged 500 women pretending to be James May
That says a lot a bout Britain

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>for some reason think it's justified to sneak in things to
It's none of your business what I have on my person.

fockin men'al m8

This comes no where near infuriating me as much as the freak of nature that would shit in a slush puppy machine i can't even comprehend what kind of fucker would do that

The daily record one is real

>2.5pound hooker stole my wife
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

Who in the fuck is Kelly Brook and why haven't I fapped about her before?

I don't care what you personally do m8, but obviously you fit the bill.

Didnt know Aliens actually bothered to breed americans.

I'd assume reading their headlines is proof enough.

I fucking love how they're exclusives

Well, they take their journalistic credentials very seriously.

big if true

you must be genuinely underage if you've never seen kelly brook before.

u wot m8
I'm in my 30's

/ourlad/

not oc

no you aren't.

>vowed to keep on sniffing
I'm fucking dead lads

literally me

>pee pee poo poo
is this the height of bong humor?

no, it's pee pee poo poo and dead dwarfs that look like celebrities

And it's fantastic

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I'll take British papers over that crap any day of the week.

DESIGNATED SLUSH SHITTING MACHINES

>the shockin story that shames our nation

Brit humour is clearly too sophisticated for ameriburgers