Walk in late to the theatre just as lights are fading down

>walk in late to the theatre just as lights are fading down
>yell "HEY, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!""
>everyone laughs
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment
>teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her

based

mobies

dumb frog

>shooter sitting at the back laughs and warns me about what he's about to do

>opening night for black panther
>only white guy in the house
>catch the eye of a qt puredark
>clear my throat ominously
>she raise an eyebrow
>shoot her a wink and click a couple of times to reassure her
>get up and stand on my seat
>proudly yell “NIGGER!”
>sit back down
>everyone murmurs and nods in approval
>hear a muffled “he dat boi” from the back
>qt smiles and blushes
Needless to say, we laid bed that night

>Watching Catch Me If You Can in theatre
>projector dies and the pre-movie ads start playing 20 mins in
>say "HEY, SPIELBURG SURE OUTDID HIMSELF WITH THIS ONE
>everyone guffaws and hoots and they fix the movie
>but not before a few more audience members shouted their own sarcastic comments

>walk in late to the theatre just as lights are fading down
>manage to stutter out "h-hey w-who t-turned of-f-o-oof t-the th-the lig-ghts i wa-was t-traversing th-the a-area
>nobody even hears me
>chad behind me can't see with his sunglasses on in the dark theatre
>knocks me over and I fall into the theatre's designated manlet pit
>one of the manlets steals my lifts and makes a quick escape
>chad starts pissing in the manlet pit
>manlets haven't been fed for weeks, they howl thirsty for urine to quench their hunger
>manlets begin a sacred dance to the piss god chad
>chad's sprinkler begins showering the entire theatre with piss
>manlets furiously masturbate their tiny cocks while shitting into their own mouths
>Someone calls out to me from above
>It's Revolver Goosling
>he reaches out his hand to grab me
>You're pretty good

>lights go out
>grab teen tits in my vicinity saying "honk honk, don't mind if I do!"

>mfw another capeshit movie comes out