This dude walks up to your wife in the bar and slaps your marriage out of existence

This dude walks up to your wife in the bar and slaps your marriage out of existence.

What do you do, Sup Forums?

I remarry her?

I punch Joe Quesada in the face and tell him that the Marvel equivalent of the devil wouldn't bother ruining someone's marriage if it doesn't mean getting someone's soul in the process.

I seem to remember a comics scene with Thor where Mephisto offers him a deal and Thor just stands there, glaring at him in stony silence until Mephisto fucks up

*off

That's because Thor is wise to devilish pagan demon tricks, and Mephisto knows that being a demon means Thor doesn't hold back when he brings down the hammer, so pushing him isn't the best idea.

Ask my friends to beat the shit out of him.

Marry him instead

My what!?

Jokes on you mephisto, my waif is already a duchess of hell

I get over it. It's been ten years.

Mock him on how he got tricked by Loki.

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>3 layers of invisibility
I like the way this guy operates.

Marry my daughter and not have to worry about poligomy anymore

Worship Blackheart to spite him

yes this was shit but compared to who is ruining marvel now i would welcome joe back with open arms

The recent Spiderman/Deadpool Run was entirely about Devil sama finally collecting on his investment though

But my wife does not exist in this universe
yet

I call Quesada.

i want to cum inside shuma gorath