So...Batman is a meta-human now

So...Batman is a meta-human now...

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Well nobody knows who Batman is. So why wouldn't some people assume he's meta-human.
Why would anyone actually assume that he's just a fantasy-rich person with exceptionally good connections to the most tight-lipped vehicle manufacturerers and construction workers in the world as well as a hyperbolic time chamber where he practiced every science and martial art to perfection while simultaneously being able to meticulously work out every plan against everybody he might ever encounter perfectly and apparently also sleeping in the same hyperbolic time chamber, because he's a vigilante during the night and a CEO by day and a playboy by evening.

he's been revived by a lazarus pit, jacked up on man-bat serum and then cured, is the product of his own machinations via time travel, and has sat on the Mobius chair, plus more I'm forgetting

you don't go through all that and come out the other side a 100% normal human

Waller knows Bruce is Bats.

Batman being effected by metagene bomb.

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What else was she supposed to say? "You guys are gonna get one metahuman and one normal human. Killer Frost, as you know, is the meta, and Batman is just a human, he doesn't have any powers, so even though he's a superhero we can't classify him as a metahuman, I have to specifically mention that he is a human you guys, got it?" Would that have made you happier user.

this, obviously

>the immortal reality-bender with a regen factor who controls inerita and probability is a totally normal dude who just trained hard thanks to money

It's like being an adventure in DnD. Sure, you might just be a dude who can swing a sword real good, but when you go toe to toe with demigods on a regular basis, you're a step above common humanity.

It'd be funny because then the other characters would be like "Whaaaaaa? Batman's just a normal human?"

Could just say, "Two Targets, Killer Frost...and Batman"

Shut up.

You did this yesterday. This is not new lore, it's just asshole writing plus disinterested editing.

Who the fuck cares what she calls him now.
Later on she could be revealed to label him so that she could target him so he could learn what's going on and help her out of it or some other convoluted comic book shit.

Heaven forbid the writer actually knows what he's writing about.

The other characters are Harley Quinn, Killer Croc, Katana and Deadshot.

If only Batman knew how to control his ki , then he would be force to be reckoned with.

And maybe she doesn't want to tell a bunch of supercriminals about it.

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>government intelligence is never wrong

Because Batman obviously wouldn't a) be in denial about his meta-human status, b) lie about it, or c) both.

Maybe he shoved a piece of metal up his ass

Batman uses chi since O'Neil. He uses chi to heal faster, close his wounds so he wont bleed to death and make his punches harder, he can stop a sword with a kick or his empty hand.

For the record Daredevil can also use chi to close his wounds. Batbooks was were DC's martial arts characters were to hide and survived after the genre died.

Peak humans are bullshit and had been bullshit since fucking Conan and Tarzan.