Emoji Movie comes out tomorrow. How bad is it gonna be?

Emoji Movie comes out tomorrow. How bad is it gonna be?

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Its going to be one of the best movies in cinematic history

Its pretty much Wreck it Ralph in story. Passable at best.

meh.

Wait what? Already? I just noticed the shilling like two weeks ago.
Jesus it's gonna bomb so fucking hard.

I'm sorry we do this to kids these days. I know we were shilled to but it was never this bad, was it? A movie based on pictures replacing emoticons, several SEVERAL books on Minecraft, trying to create a narrative on a game that's literally just build shit in a sandbox
fucking funko pops where action figures used to be. do we really hate these kids that much

I'm looking forward to the pounding it'll get from the critics.

I don't know.
Maybe it pulls out a bittersweet ending, like the main character being some kind of Bootleg Skynet and in the end he takes over the world or some other bullshitty commentary about how being different can only cause trouble.
But being honest, this will be regular bad at best.

Perhaps it will be ok or actually bad

Comes out same time as Despicable Me 3.

This movie is DESIGNED TO FAIL.

>Its going to be one of the best movies in cinematic history

This is my fear.

jailbreak is a princess
genie is a fucking glitch

where the fuck is creativity?

This is Sony. It is going to be shit.

>tfw if it's the number 2 movie in America they can still advertise the fact

It's going to make millions regardless of whether it's a critical success. Hail corporate overlords.

Thats been out for like two months now

Hail mass marketing.
Hail corporate shilling.

Despicable Me 3 came out weeks ago and it has been destroyed properly.

I'll say it has a pretty empty week for it unless Dunkirk stops it on its tracks

there isn't an advanced screening for critics. That fact alone tells me enough.

I still can only associate the main character's voice with pic related.

It will get large sales numbers from normies and people seeing it just out of morbid curiosity.

Predicting around 60-70% RT.

Ah then I'm an idiot who didn't notice it being in theaters till today when looking at movie times.

>people actually believe this

At least the artists actually put in some effort to give Emoji Movie jokes.

The Marketing of it all will MAKE it be successful

The parents will fall asleep though, I'm sure

youtube.com/watch?v=h1NicgsI71I

>toys

Only Trumplets will hate this movie just like the real Ghostbusters movie.

Oh, come now, try harder than that.

these movies are made by computers, even the scripts, they can't be bad anymore. it will be ruthlessly and efficiently okay.

>inb4 critics end up loving the movie and it turns out to be one of the deepest animated movies of all time

I feel even the suits pushing the film know it's going to be shit, and are pushing the angle of "Come laugh at this movie you know is going to be bad! Ha Ha"

They invited Jacksfilms to the premiere after he made a bunch of videos shitting on it. I wouldn't be surprised.

I think you mean "Hail six-year-olds"

lookin great lads

the so bad its good angle really only sells on home-video/streaming, so pushing strait to dvd would have been a smarter move. keeping it in theaters will just be an embarrassment that also burns barrels of cash

Currently has a 0% on RT after five reviews.

i doubt any will put this film on their resumes, itd be pure career killer

More lile 20-30%

10 reviews now
0 positive

The review embargo lifts THE DAY THE MOVIE COMES OUT. That is a bad sign, man

Oh, wow.

Everyone really hates it
This might not be supremely bland and forgettable like everyone expected
It might be actively horrible

This movie will be the nail in the coffin for Sony, right?

You're actually underaged and have never had a job before if you think that.

Doesn't matter the movie, saying "I worked at Sony Pictures Animation" gives you a lot of credit as an artist. It proves you were good enough to work at a top studio.

"We should have a smiley face, but that's not enough, he's gotta have trendy, hip, feathered hair"

>The “plot” is really an excuse to hop from one app to another; there are stops in the lands of Candy Crush, WeChat, Just Dance, Instagram, Spotify, and (for the kids!) Dropbox. That last one proves crucial, saving the fugitive trio from a pursuing robot. “Don’t worry, it can’t get in,” Jailbreak helpfully notes. “It’s illegal malware and this app is secure.” At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.

It only cost $50 million, so that's unlikely.
Every little bit counts though.
They will definitely sell off their movie division within the next decade
But it's weird because they released two recent movies I liked, Baby Driver and the nü Spider-Man. But it becomes clear why when you realize it's because for both movies their dumbass executives got out of the way and let other people do what they wanted.

Very

>At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.
For fucking real?

so it begins

J U S T

It depends on how much money they sunk into this and how much the total will be globally/domestically.

>Production Budget: $50 million
Yeah, it might make back it's budget twice over. Plus, overseas will most likely watch this shit in droves. This is a terrible movie that will underperform but leave Sony limping by, enough so that they'll make another terrible movie.

oh boy

remember the teaser?

>our First movie!

God, I don't usually wait on shitshows with bated breath like this, but FUCK am I excited this time around

>mfw I'm laughing more at these reviews than anyone will at the movie

DOWNLOAD TWITTER APP FOR iPhone 7© TODAY AND GET A FREE EMOJI™ BUNDLE INCLUDING GENE™, CODEBREAKER™, and POOPHEAD™ DRUMPF® FOR ios8©

/>At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.
No fucking way this is real. You made this up, didn't you?

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It's going to be moderately successful in America because of dumb kids, largely successful in international shitholes like China and India, and huge on streaming because of curiosity and so-bad-it's-good.

yes.

So I was more or less right in yesterday's thread

yeah, hate to admit it but if they dump it on Netflix everyone will hatewatch it

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>Critics in full savage mode
Ebert would be proud

It's not playing in China due to content. Only US and Europe releases so far. Absolutely no buzz according to theatre gossip as well. No one wants to show it but everyone is obligated to because Sony Pictures might get pissy. It will be lucky to break the top 5 first week even with the "So bad it's an awful trainwreck" quality.

Who'll be the first critic to give it a good review? Apart from Armond White of course

It's a movie called "The Emoji Movie". Of course it's gonna be shit.

This guy.

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apology for poor english

when were you when Sony Pictures dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘Sony is kill’

‘no’

Oh no...It's Retarded.

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it's like wreck it ralph but with apps!

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Ok, so it is fucking real, thanks.
This is going to bomb so hard.

Holy shit. I need to watch this.

didn't you hear that Wreck-it Ralph 2 is going to be Wreck-it Ralph with apps

The ice cream looks like Mr. Meeseeks

India will be huge because of the massive importation of American culture without the censorship of China. Also India has a shitton of tech workers who still think "oh I get that internet reference!" is funny.

>not playing in China due to content
Oh fuck does it have gays too?

So far there's not one positive review on RT.

India will be able to relate to the poo character not being in the loo

i know.

good, i want to stay it like that. Foodfight of our decade.

>>The Emoji Movie is outpacing Captain Underpants

FUCK

I think with all the sweatshops with kids making iPhones for the west, the next thing they need is to believe that this is how they work and they're unnecessary.
Or I dunno, maybe there's a fuckin' Ghost emoji somewhere for like 2 seconds

>YEAAAAAAH
>I LEFT SILLICON VALLEY FOR THIS
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

But user, Foodfight was the Foodfight of our decade.

if this movie does 20 million more than the worldwide gross of Captain Underpants it'll still be a flop

Who else is excited for this movie fellow channers??

Armond didn't even like Suicide Squad, what makes you think he'll like this?

Hello.

Please do not pay money to see this abomination.
Instead, wait for a fucking child to camrip the movie, and show the world that nobody wants to pay to see such a fucking disgrace unironically.

Save your precious money for a pizza or something.

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user~

>Foodfight of our decade.
Foodfight was in 2012

Does the general score shows up for anybody? Only the top critics score is up for me

>Average rating: 1.7/10

This movie summed up

>Guys. I can't believe I'm saying this but ... The Emoji Movie isn't terrible.
>You might even a little.
>from mashable.com/2017/07/27/emoji-movie-review/

Somebody actually wrote this

Captain Underpants didn't do so well though, if it was outpacing something like ummm Despicable Me 3, then that should be cause for worry.

thats above our expectations.

Stfu jack

An emoji of a pizza you mean?

Foodfight is actually enjoyable

>I-it's going to be good guys...

Yeah right.

Watch Wreck It Ralph 2 be The Emoji Movie done right

How about I just pirate it multiple times so Sony loses money?

"Execs with more money than sense obviously thought otherwise, deciding this was a proactive premise that could create a totally outrageous new paradigm."
I like this guy