Felicia wouldn't have kicked him out of bed

Felicia wouldn't have kicked him out of bed.

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You mean pre-Superior Felicia

>Gets WEBBED
>Then sleeps on the couch wearing her shirt

okay.

She already wears that shirt in Wolverine.

I'm sure she'll turn good again after some decent spider-dicking.

Need slott off the book first.

IT'S BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE THIS I HAVEN'T BOUGHT A MARVEL COMIC SINCE 2009

>no Guy Gardner variant cover in which he's wearing an "Ask me about how awesome I am" t shirt and sipping a cocktail on the beach
C'mon DC. Do it.

That sounds like a very dudebro-y way to call back to that shirt

When is the last time DC took a shot at Marvel aside from the recent annoucement of Terrifics

>Rich mentioning this board by name
Does this guy seriously have nothing better to do than browse Sup Forums?

STOP
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O
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Also it's super classy that in an article about the cover he didn't even give credit to Joelle Jones for drawing it.

Why do you think we call him The Leech?

Browsing Sup Forums and shilling his site here has been Rich's MO for the past 9 years.

Fuck off, Rich. Don't you have some more fake news to shit out?

He made big 'scoops' reporting on shit like Scanbro leaking Spiderman #700. I'm tempted to write up a believable enough string of rumours, slip something like the first word of each line saying "BLEEDING COOL SUCKS DICK" in, and see if he reports on it.

Remember when Marvel was the cool guy against old DC? Remember that?

Maybe that's why the Marvel """"Insider"""" does that? I mean look at the quoted part of this article:

bleedingcool.com/2015/11/07/are-these-massive-spoilers-for-x-men-in-2016-or-just-Sup Forums-fan-fic/

The writing style is just like the guy who started this thread:

desuarchive.org/co/thread/86927702/

>One of the few silver linings on the all encompassing dark cloud that was One More Day was the potential for Peter and Felicia to have fun sexy time adventures again.
>Instead we got Carlie and Quesada's daughter, with a whole lot of MJ teasing that never went anywhere just to piss people off.

Wouldn't Spider-Man put spider problems first?

This is probably after he gets overwhelmed by Otto and the spider riders.

Pete, MJ, and Felicia are my OT3. I want Felicia to go good again, hook up with MJ, and have both of them realize they have feelings for Peter too and bring him in. But I doubt Marvel would be willing to go poly.

Why would he go anyway near her? She's a lying cunt.

More like MJ and Felicia make out while Peter sits on a couch and cries.

Better than being cucked by Norman again.

After making love with Felicia, having sex with a stupid feminist like Bobbie is not gonna be pleasant for Peter, AT ALL.

Why else would he be on the couch?

>Peter is now so cucked that he has sex with someone, sleeps on their couch, and wears a shirt talking about how great feminism is.
I refuse to believe post-OMD is actually Peter. As far as I'm concerned Parker was replaced by a Skrull during Secret Invasion.

>stupid feminist
everyone knows feminist are grade A dick riders

Fuck no, they won't even give blowjob because degrades them or some bullshit.

(Pre-Slott) Felicia I can see being down for this.
MJ would assuredly be a hard "Fuck no", to both lezzing out with a woman and to sharing her man both.

They'd break that shit in half under their weight. Like that one porn star did.

Huh?
In any case, Spider-Man is really durable.

>Cucked

That's not what applies here.

Stop pretend it's because of feminism and not because your just a piratefag that would rather steal things then contribute to society

Sales seem to say that it's the feminists not buying the comics.

Nah, not many are buying Marvel. And with good reason, over shipping should be punishable.

I don't get it. Why do you point out he's sleeping on the couch if then you go say he's wearing her shirt. That's a much more clear indication they had SEX than not sleeping on her bed. As a matter of fact, it speaks how much of a cunt Mockingbird is if she, after having jumped Spider-Man bones, didn't have the courtesy of letting her sleep on the bed at least ofr the rest of the night.

Can we kill this fucking faggot? The last thing this board needs is a bunch of retards flocking here thinking Sup Forums actually gave a flying fuck.

Sup Forums is not one person. See what you fags have done with all your triggered threads?

>THIS is what's happening in marvel

LMFAO mouseshitters are truly pathetic. DC continues to reign supreme. hell, they can't even do movies right, even though they keep shitting out cinematic turds left and right.

>most highly regarded superhero film EVER: TDK
>most highly regarded superhero film THIS YEAR: wonder woman

stay mad ratcucks.

but did they fuck or what?

I just my boy Peter to get some pussy, he deserves pussies

i just want*

sorry im retarded

Spider-Man has like the third highest sex rate of characters in Marvel

Is this what you young punks call "Sup Forums doesn't read comics"?

it's mousecuckoldry, so he probably just showed up to talk to whoever the hell this skank is about her feelings and shit and she let him borrow her shit since he cried into his, smearing his makeup all over it and making it too icky to wear to sleep.

mouseshitter defense force initiate detected. kys kiddo.

>he slept in the couch after sex
They finally did it! They finally turned Peter into an even bigger loser than Quesadilla could ever hope to dream. He must be shedding tears of proudness.

I hate the fact that people made a big deal of that stupid cover and how it took away the focus on the shitty retcon which turned Bobby's rape into her cheating on Clint and the writer making her into a shitty person.

Spectacular Spider-Man has him be a beta loser and other heroes do all the work

Don't you bring Nova into this shit.

no one cares about that book.

It even showed Bobbi as a little girl trying to get powers while wearing a Spider-Man T-shirt because fuck time line and cointinuity

Come the fuck on.
I wasn't criticizing DC but your arguments.
If you really wanted to shit on Marvel, at least focus on comics and not on movies at least on this thead. You could say that the current DC comics are way far better that the mess that is Secret Empire. Also, DC might have the "most highly regarded superhero films" but also the most hated capeshit films if we're comparing Cinematic/Extended universes.
So please, be a DCbro, not a DCfag

>Peter Parker sleeping in Mockingbird’s apartment. On the couch, of course
Is this supposed to be a joke or a clarification? I don't get it. I don't live in the USA so you'll have to clarify this for me. Is it wrong for men to sleep with women nowadays over there?

>be a DCbro, not a DCfag
this needs to be a banner

It's kind of a funny joke, to be honest.

You missed out on Daredevil, though.

Sleeping on the couch generally denotes disdain. If she actually cared, especially after sex, he'd be in bed with her.

I read all of Mockingbird and I enjoyed it.

>On the couch, of course
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I really wouldn't care about this but the fact that he had to put "sleeping on the couch" in the article makes it all the more funny. So Peter is now more of a passive bitch than he has ever been.

Zdasrky makes him a fanboy manchild. Bendis makes him a social fuck up who is borderline retarded. Slott makes him an incompetent unfunny loser who literally starts international wars over personal vendettas.

This must be the worst time to be a Spiderfag. The only real good book out there is Renew Your Vows. RYVs has such a interesting dynamic between Pete and his family on top of being in the purest universe of Marvel. One where civil war never took place.

If he's sleeping on the couch they probably didn't have sex.

god dammit

I want Peter to be happy

I dont even care about MJ anymore. DONT DO THAT BOBBI

He's wearing her shirt. Unless his uniform was wrecked, they boned.

>Spider-Man asking autograph
as if the article wasn't degrading enough, just how low has Spiderman sunk. Is there anything resembling a rock bottom for him?

You realize this is Peter we're talking about. His outfit gets wrecked at least every other issue.

she likes Peter, I'm sure they had sex

Yes. But also: Bitches love Spider-Man.

Am a bitch
Can confirm.

>current Marvel readers have to be told who Norman Osborn is.
Fuck this world.

tl;dr. shut up faggot.

>Rock Bottom
>Spider man

Are you kidding? Spiderman will be degraded as much as possible until Miles sucks his life force out.

>Gets talked down to by Nadia on the Avengers (someone who is still a teenager)
>Running joke in the actual Marvel Universe
>Venom doesn't even give a shit about him anymore
>Doc Ock calls Peter stupid and a failure and proves it by explaining it was Ock keeping Parker Industries alive by rewriting the stock Market
>Newest issue shows Peter penniless and a loser again after Parker Industries is bombed by Doc Ock
>Will have Mockingbird love interest until Slott can get another OC love interest in there.
>Aunt May calls him a fuck up but well meaning after he starts a fucking war with a sovereign nation.

There are tons more examples that I can find. Remember Marconi the midget? Shes now his care taker or parent of sorts.

Fuck Marvel.

...

Spider-Man is best when he is suffering

Wasn't Spider-Woman wearing that shirt too? And mentioning that Bobbi lent it to her?

And then there's Quinten Quire with his "Ask me about my Mutant Agenda" t-shirt.

I swear, it's like these people don't actually read comic books.

>having sex with a hot girl is now getting cucked

The word has officially lost all original meaning.

or Gwen Stacy clone

ITT: VIRGINS

It is a distinct shirt, so it is going to get referenced a lot.

I can see them doing this, especially Slott. He'll probably bring up the Green Goblin cucking incident right before he leaves Spiderman as a big fuck you.

She kissed him in the last issue. Strong implication towards sex with him staying in her apartment.

Actually, if i recall correctly Slott said that he was never going to reference that arc

>The controversy saw Marvel rename the second collection of the series to “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” and put the cover on the front. By then, the series had already been cancelled
That sure showed everyone.

>cucked
i hate this board

Stop pretending it's not because you're a terrible writer, Dan. Congrats on being the first Spider-Man writer to drag the title under 50,000 sales. Do you think you'll dip below 30k before you're out on your fat ass? I hope so.

>All these fags are going to keep buying this shit

I haven't bought shit since OMD. Just keep up through here. Maybe once all of Quesada and Slott's mess has been retconned, I'll start buying again.

Is this considered NTR to Clint?
Hes suffered enough.

They were divorced for decades

>Shaniqua
>Pink Hair
>From Canada
If that flag was any more red it'd attract every bull in the county.

He wouldn't hold that against Spidey! Would he? The man did kill a Hulk.

He sold his marriage to the devil.

They really love running with that shirt don't they? First in her solo, then she wears it in All-New Wolverine, then she apparently gave one to Janet at some point and she sleeps in it and now Peter has it in Amazing Spider-Man after sleeping at her place. Where will it turn up next?

>wearing the chick's shirt
WHY DOES SLOTT ALWAYS HAVE TO PORTRAY PETER AS SO PATHETIC

So...whats the issue you here?

>spidey has MJ and Felicia
>instead fucks a bitchy SHIELD agent that Clint porked
Spiderman microdick porn when? Its time to bring those back.

He doesn't "fuck" her exactly. She just uses a whip and didlo to take her frustration out on his body.

I've seen others say that MJ went along with.

What's with your fascination with microdick porn?

Characters who prey on peoples wives deserved to be ridiculed.

He doesn't draw the comic