Ultimate Spider-Man Pt. 11

Sorry about having to create a new thread. I just wanna make sure its easy to find for peeps that have kept up since the beginning. Prior threads are available here!
Have to start a new thread because I'm a dumbass. Prior threads are here! Also moving sucks ass.

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Not going to be too vocal in this thread. Still clearing up for the movers tomorrow because fuck if I'm going to move 3 couches or force my friends to help. Even beer and pizza isn't worth moving couches. They don't deserve that.

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I can't even imagine what Peter must be going through.

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Jeezus!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5rCgHN1Gc

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>It's still been less than a year
That's a lot of shit happening in a short amount of time.

I love that movie. Fucking sweet

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awwww yeah, just in time for story time. 2nd best thing for me all day!

truly, user, you are a scholar and a gentleman.

Stoked to make it in the top 3!!!! Also malicious image code can suck my dick

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I'm a bit confused as to why he thinks this is the right time to drop this before she's even had time to process what's happening.

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Why was May even going to the old house anyways?

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Gwen-Bump...thank you, OP

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And this is what you get for dating an unhinged geneticist, May.

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ISSUE #100!!!! THere were some extra pages at the end but for the sake of image space I'm gonna hold off.

What a bitch. I know she's dealing with a whole lot of crazy stuff, but "you're not my son" is pretty harsh.

Probably looking for MJ, same as him.

probably because A) MJ is missing B) there's at least one clone of him C) Gwen is...alive...apparently D) he needs to go out and save MJ and deal with this whole thing, and frankly the situation is so FUBAR that he can't be held back covering his secret, and even if she kicks him out because of it...it literally is life and death (pun not intended, but appreciated).

He's got nothing to lose that's worth more than what keeping his secret will cost him.

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IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

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So wait, just to be clear, May married her brother in-law's brother?

>Pizza and 2 liter Coke out of nowhere
Okay fuck teleportation, I know what superpower I want.

I saw this in the last thread and now again...did Bendis birth the NNYYAAARRGGHH that is so infamous in Injustice?

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This panel makes me sad Bagley didn't get to do War of the Symbiotes

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Gwen must have been hungry because she's really going down on that Pizza.

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She had lots of practice with Norman.

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No, May's sister married Peter's dad. So he's her brother-in-law.

that being said it does make it sound like he's the guy she's been dating, though I could be reading it wrong. In which case she's boldly going where her sister has gone before...while absolutely hating the man she's doing.

I'm confused now...

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It makes no sense either, since Bendis had multiple time skips in the series. The Carnage arc alone had a 4 month time skip

I still can't stop myself from thinking "Bolivar Trask" is a background character in Star Wars.

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Yeah, but if May's last name is Parker, that means she married Ben, who's Richard's brother. So a pair of sisters married a pair of brothers.

>Get out
Everytime

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Proving once again that spiders get the best costumes.

And then there's this asshole

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I'll never forget the first time reading this, god this was insane

Read TROUBLE, it sorts all this stuff out.

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Gwen put on some clothes.

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>Step out of there, scumbags. You work for me now.
>But seriously don't try to escape or play me both ways because the president will be SUPER mad at me! Promise you won't?
Stop trying to exert authority you don't have, Nick. You're not The Wall and you never will be.

>And now Aunt May is having a heart attack
Being Peter is suffereing

Holy crap that story was such a crazy ride when I was reading it as it was ongoing, This thread brings me so much memories.

seriously, who the fuck designed those? A single free-wheeling rollerball for locomotion. That is the single dumbest idea I've seen in power armor outside of having an exposed nuclear reactor.

well, now I'm even more confused? I tried reading Trouble during storytime of pain but didn't make it, what's the tl:dr?

I can't imagine what MJ's mind is going through right now

They remind me of Gizmoduck.

I use to jerk off to Mark Bagley's Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy.

Sorry, mate...I was just fucking with you. TROUBLE is a sin against comics.

Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong in this one day holy shit

What teenager didn't user? Throw in Elektra, Black Cat, and Silver Sable while you're at it
Ultimate Sue Storm too

The day's not over yet

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>When Murphy's Law and Parker Luck are in full effect, as well as working together.

Clone Saga and the "Spidey and his amazing friends" arcs are my favorite parts of Ultimate Spidey

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Hell, as much as Ult X-men were jerks...the X-women were very, very fap.

most of Ultimates was. A universe of Jerks, midriffs, and fappable waifus.

Seeing as his "dad" is in the clone saga and looks just like 616 Peter, I'm guessing it's just an older clone of Peter and Aunt May's new boyfriend Miles Warren is behind it all, for some reason. You don't just namedrop Miles Warren right before the freaking Clone Saga

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>problem elements we did not foresee

and that's why you will never be the Wall, Fury.

Fury is that terrified of Peter that he made Spider Slayers? Does he think an evil, pissed off Parker could take the Ultimates? I know Peter is smart and all but damn