We are not here

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>We are not h̶e̶r̶e̶ METAL
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>the Batman who laughs isn't there
DOTF Joker confirmed for Batman

Metal in your blood eh?

This is so fucking charming that can't stand it.

That costume is actually crime society's ultra man.

Sans gloves. With the vampire stuff from final crisis.

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Damn, that's something else.

I want an issue of Red Hood and the Outlaws where they visit this Earth.

"Merciful Minerva, they're MULTIPLYING!"

I hate Bizarro speech so much because it's so fucking inconsistent.

I ain't gonna lie, I'm digging SuperBat and AquaBat

I know. My first serious reading of Bizarro material was Tales of The Bizarro World, which collects Silver Age stories. There they just have bad grammar, not like the modern tendency to never use same words none of the time.

There is no SuperBat though.

Shit then who's the one in Blue Armor supposed to be?

>Bizarro Black Manta
>"GOODBYE NEIGHBOUR LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY HUSBAND AND FATHER!"

WonderBat

>Bizarro Professor Zoom
>"It wasn't you Barry!"

>Aquazarro
>"UNDERWHELMING!"

That's really freaking sad surprisingly

>Bizarro Cyborg
>He's made of wood and flower pots taped together

Pffffft!

>Bizatana
>All of her dialogue is upside down.

I wonder if Earth-3 Has a Bizarro

Probably, i doubt he'd actually act any differently.

>Bizarro Power Girl
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it would be cool if vampire world Ultraman is Ultraman from Final Crisis
certainly would make the world more interesting

I found art of this!

>Not flat-chested
2/10

Props to them for the costume at least?

>Bizarro Green Arrow.
>Uses his Bizarro Archery Skills to launch Trick Bows at people.
>This includes a Boxing Glove Bow and a Nuclear Warhead Bow

Ultraman's clone, Strango, tries to be an evil villain like Ultraman, but he's so incompetent that he keeps accidentally helping innocent people and getting criminals arrested arrested.

Fuck, that's a cool batman costume. Same for the Flash.

Bizarrmazo is an Android who possesses every power not used by the Bizarro Justice League.

Also he can give these powers to other people.

That one is actually real.

Oh.

But wasn't Bizarro Batman shot in an alley by his parents? Or is that Wayne Sr.

>Snatch window

My fuckin dick

>But wasn't Bizarro Batman shot in an alley by his parents?

He was.

Didn't even slow him down.

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No, she just has breast envy his with her hotter, flatter cousin, Bizarro Supergirl

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>Bizarro Supergirl
Wouldn't that be Bizarrogirl?

Sort of like with Bizarroboy and Bizarroboy Prime ("ME AM REVIVE YOU TO LIFE!")

Also Otpyrk The Bizarro Dog

From the left:
>Cyberodent
>Fastflapper
>RIP-AND-TEAR-MAN
>Night-Knight
>wtf
>Night-Light