It’s Bright all over again

Critics hate it fans love it. Why is Netflix so based l? In a few years critics will be irrelevant when Netflix just release movies without warning.

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>fans love it
genius

Wouldn't say fans LOVE it, I was disappointed mostly because they reused the 10 Cloverfield Lane tactic of showing the monster/aliens at the very end. It was pretty fucking lazy. 6/10 at best

>DA RUSSIANS ARE GONNA INVADE!1!1!!

laughable

>fans love it

>fans love it

DO you know what the word fan is short for?

is the second cloverfield on netflix now?

>fans love it

I think it's on Amazon.

10 Cloverfield Lane is on Amazon Prime Now -- or just torrent it, if you are a poor fuck.

With Disney around the corner making their own streaming service, this is literally Netflix's only saving grace

Netflix doesn’t need critics. They have all the viewership and rating data they need to know if the show/movie is successful or not. That’s why Bright is getting a sequel despite getting panned by critics.

Netflix knows their userbase, what they watch and what they don’t. They have no need for critics and that is making them seethe in rage.

>fans love it

>in a few years

Netflix's business plan is dire though they are in huge debt.

People are finally figuring out that aiming for the lowest denominator will make you money.

WE

>american - nigger
>brit - nigger
>Brazilian - mutt

lol

The more I keep thinking about it the more disappointed I am with it. It should have been weirder, darker, and scarier. It showed some promise with how the humans became infused with the spaceship, but all seemed so pointless by the end when the generic tall blonde lady is killing everyone with the 3d printed pistol. No answers, more questions, more bs. Maybe it could have all been forgiven if it had better writing and direction.

Go home grandpa, debt is good.

Just finished watching this ten minutes ago and honestly it's an absolute train wreck. The story is all the place, the action is terrible, it doesn't know what it wants to be.

Nah, they've been pandering to you for a while now.

not when you've expanded as much as you can and have no way to repay studios for content you already aired

you must understand though that if critics would start lauding a netflix exclusive as a must-watch epic MOTY more people would consider subscribing to it for fear of missing out

Hulu

>Why is Netflix so based l?
They aren't they just make shit plebs like.

its really shit the special effects are fucking 2006 low budget tier

Epix

What fans? You mean mouthbreathers who clap at Cloverfield references shoved into unrelated films?

>more people would consider subscribing to it for fear of missing out
Hardly. Even old people pirate.

>fans love it
I waited 10 years for this garbage and it fucking sucked. How was this anything except a shitty scifi movie with a made-for-tv CGI cloverfield monster hamfisted at the end.
Fuck this movie so hard. Good bait OP

No. This movie was retarded. It's like the writers were playing a game of "Write a plot 3 sentences at a time"

This was trash. Literally niggers from outer space.

>fans love it

This movie is a mess and it would have been so even without the shoehorned "Cloverfield" element. It seems like an uninspired attempt at making a less interesting version of Event Horizon where there's no tension whatsoever. It's got a bunch of inexplicable shit happening like the ship targeting Chris O'Dowd repeatedly at a near sentient level, autonomous arms that can write and someone having worms and a machine part in them while walking around fine for a good portion of the movie which we're supposed to think is happening because they're in another dimension I guess. What?

only good about it is that tall debicki girl, the rest is garbage..

Go visit any of the dedicated subreddits related to cloverfeld snd the cloververse people are enjoying. Those fans enjoy dissecting thee movies looking for clues. This series isn’t for the mainstream audience.

This could have been cosmic horror kino but instead they decided to shove every single cliché of space flicks in 90 minutes.
Also where the fuck was Moss?

You’re literally the first person I’ve seen that actually likes it.

Shitty actors with a horrible plot.
Fuck getting half way capable actors, we need to be diverse, because that worked out so well for the comic book industry, it should do wonders of movies/tv as well.

i expect all space movies to be shit

the last good one was nearly a decade ago, Pandorum

movie critics are the real life Sup Forums

The movie is dumb as fuck, I have to side with the critics on this one.

Although probably they rated it poorly because is a big "fuck you" to the critics, no premiere nor vip pass...
Critics like to feel important.

>meanwhile blommfkamp is making kino shorts that ultimately go nowhere

Got this text today from my friend in Asia who has loved Cloverfield more than anyone I know. These movies are for the fans.

Imagine your meal ticket being in Mickey Mouse's hand. Critics are parasites, cucks, soyboys, legbeards, FAGGOTS!

Makes you wonder how they will fuck up Overlord.

>Fans love it
What?

I'm a brazilian and that guy is actually a pretty good representation of brazilians.

We don't have 100% niggers or 100% whites here.

It's all 56% down here.


(but not me, i'm ((white))

Brazilification.

>fans love it
lol?

>fan means someone who likes something
>people who like this, like it

When critics don't get a trailer of lots of pre-release info, it forces them to actually watch something for at least part of the full run time.

This impacts their soy drinking times in the day, and their open mouth selfie taking. Not to mention their tweeting about how bad Harrison Ford's acting in the SW OT was, in preparation for the new movie coming out.

Bright was trash for the easily impressed pleb who swallows literal spew with glee. It's becoming more and more apparent that anything "Netflix" is in fact anti-art tripe.

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Disney owns all of the critics

This movie was trash and Paramount was able to pawn off what was previously a shelved film. Paramount knew it was shit, but Netflix thought, “Hey Cloverfield! That’s got a build in fanbase! Sold!”

15 minutes in, so boring and random. No character development, the directing is a mess, no tension build...
Does it get better or I should stop now?

>Go visit any of the dedicated subreddits related to cloverfeld snd the cloververse people are enjoying. Those fans enjoy dissecting thee movies looking for clues. This series isn’t for the mainstream audience.
Those people are delusional retards if they can't comprehend that these movies aren't designed to be connected so wasting your time trying to draw graphs is pointless. This universe isn't like the MCU. Retards like the one at the subreddit are the lowest common denominator retard.

No it was pretty bad. They really should have went at a slower pace, made the movie about an hour longer and fleshed things out. As it stands it's just a jumbled mess that lazily answered 1 question and opened a hundred more.

The tone was just all over the place and it never felt all that intense. They really squandered their premise.

Exceot the latest movie literally does connect them all and has a gianter version of the first monster

The movie was tense most of the way through

More diverse than Black Panther.

I never really felt that, partly due to the humor that was sprinkled in, but also because the characters weren't developed enough for my liking.

I found it too tense towards the end bit when they had to decouple the ring, but earlier the bits with the arm were like a joke, wtf was going on there

>my severed arm is alive and telling us where the thing is we need, which is inside a dead guy for no apparent reason

Except the latest movie was a unrelated space movie that they tacked on 5 extra minutes of content that just made everything confusing and weird. user just showing the monster and a bunker doesn't "connect" anything. Faggots like you are who RLM mock with their "AT-ST AT-ST" GAG. You see the Cloverfield monster and are like "WOW I REMEMBER THAT. NOSTALGIA!" ignoring how little sense everything is making.

Another release where dishonest capeshit lovers smugly pretend they have the high ground

Based on what. The fucking audience scores. All bullshit.

I'm not saying it was a good explanation, but it obviously to anyone with an average IQ or higher made it clear. The paradox fucks with time and space, each movie is a different universe but connected in the "multiverse". Every movie is now a result of the paradox.

Agreed up until sometime when the bitch started soapboxing about "I need to see muh mirror family". I fucking hated her in general.

My point is there movies were never designed to connect. They hastily put these connections there at the last second so any retard on redit sitting there for hours trying to decipher deep connections is a childish delusional retard and why we get shit film like this.

You know what? Fine. I'll watch your movie, but I'm warning you, if it turns out to be bad, there will be hell to pay!

So do not watch it, it's awful

Worst movie I've seen in a long time, even 10 Cloverfield Lane is a masterpiece in comparison

It was easily one of the worst films ive seen in a very long time. Credit to paramount for seeing that even the cloverfield brand wouldnt be enough to save this turd at the box office.

Debecki Debecki come suck my snekkkyyy

>brainlet missed the line where alternate schmidt sabotaged the station to starve the russians and serve his homeland
Bet you think Sup Forums is a credible news source too.

>fans love it
Lmao

>slap cloverfield name on unrelated mediocre sci-fi script and pawn it off on netflix
Paramount the madmen

>retcon the origin of the Cloverfield monster of being a baby state of an ancient life form deep from the ocean

Sasuga, JJ Soybrahams

You know it's kinda concerning that most people don't realize they did this.

10 Cloverfield Lane should have ended when she gets out of the bunker. This should have ended before the first page of the script was written.

>tfw actually enjoyed it
>tfw realizing just now how retarded it was

I guess I just really enjoyed the weird sci-fi horror ideas they had. It was a bit Event Horizon and it was a bit Evil Dead 2. Like come on, how is this not enjoyable? Unfortunately they didn't commit to this side of the story so I can understand that it's still being panned. People who wanted a serious non-stupid thriller are disappointed and it wasn't crazy or horrifying enough to satisfy anyone else either. It's a shame but eh, I still had fun.

t. soyboy

Its almost like they made a series of amusement park rides, those rides were well made, but there wasn't a central theme to the amusement park.

Kind of feels accurate to most of JJ's productions,

>tfw a movie comes out that critics dislike AND Sup Forums dislikes instead of ironically praising it.
What timeline is this? I must be in a different dimension

I enjoyed the not Even Horizon aspect to it more than anything that had to do with Cloverfield in this one really.

I liked it.
So, let me get this straight:
The plot revolves around the fear that,
in 2012, the Large Hadron Collider would smash particles so hard that it would open a rip in space and create a blackhole that would swallow everything.
In this movie, that happens, but they switch universes and the Clover monster comes through from his dimension.
At the very end, the Clover monster seen from the first movie is still alive despite being devastated by the army.
Why the fuck is the next movie a prequel?
The fuck is the Clover Monster?

agreed. it's dumb fun and exactly what i expected to get out of it.

I interpreted the end monster as the mother hinted at around the time of the first movie, with the one attacking Manhattan being a baby.

I'm the only one who got baited and thought Jensen was the kid rescued from the hospital?

>despite being devastated by the army.
youtu.be/bXskaIJ7V0Q

At least I enjoyed the Quantum horrors and unpredictability which means it was full of plot holes and no plot holes at the same time.

That's why it's taller.
Ion cannon when

Critics are legit terrorized of direct to Netflix big budget movies, and with good reason. The lower the investment (time, effort, money) needed to watch a movie, the less shit audiences give about what critics have to say.

It gets better.

I see is in this thread...

or they just call out shit movies when they see them. there are plenty of good movies on netflix that critics praise. Mudbound is great. First They Killed My Father is great.

Just finished it. I liked it.