THIS SUMMER
THIS SUMMER
ONE MEME
ONE JUST
Adam sandler is Jack, Adam sandler is Jill.
DRUMPF IS COMMITED TO
A WEINSTEIN CREATION
WITH BRENDAN FRASER AS
ANAL JUICE
ROB SCHNEIDER AS JOHN MALKOVICH IN BEING ROB SCHNEIDER
TWO SOYBOYS AGAINST THE WORLD
IN A WORLD
ALSO STARRING JIM CARREY AS
WITHOUT TELEVISON
THE GUY FROM
BLACK PANTHER
WILL JOIN FORCES
WOOBIES DA SOIZE OF TANGOWENES
ALONGSIDE A HORDE OF
SHIT WILL BE FUCKED
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*it ain’t me starts playing
*music stops*
AND NOW
*BWAAAAAAAAM*
CRITICS RATE IT
*ear-shattering fart noise*
DID YOU SEE ''THAT''?
I'm assembling a crew..
ADAM SANDLER IS
>Sir, you're going to have to take a look at this
>nigger music plays
WAARRR READY
WAARRR READY
OOOBA DOOOOBA BIX NOOD OOBA DOOBA BIX NOOD
WAARRR READY
WAARRR READY
HOOTY HOOTY HOOO
>Full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
What is this body type trying to convey?
- What do you mean he's a cop?!
IT STARTS WITH ONE
- music stops -
AND YOUR OTHER GUN
This... changes...... EVERYTHING....
HE WILL BITCHSLAP
MY BIG BROTHER BEST FRIEND FOREVER
LA MONSTRA...
The JUSTice League will rise
EL ABOMINABLE...
ARTISTIC DISPLAY OF THE FORESKIN OF A PENIS BEING PULLED BACK IN BLACK AND WHITE
"I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM"
>schubert's ave maria plays
>a hand drops a glass of wine in slow motion
>we see it tumbling while the contents of the glass shift
>slowly taps the ground spilling its contents
>a man looks up at the camera
>we see a woman fall in slow mo
>fade to black
K И H O
И
H
O
"I grew up with thirty-eight brothers"
THIS SUMMER
>kids playing football in the back yard
>suddenly the light is gone
>a storm is growing
>thunder
>a woman in her mid 30s, with red hair and cat eyes glasses is coming out of the house
>DAVID IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SOY MILK
...get back to where you belong, you can't fool me.
"Bane?"
*fade to black*