THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

ONE MEME

ONE JUST

Adam sandler is Jack, Adam sandler is Jill.

DRUMPF IS COMMITED TO

A WEINSTEIN CREATION

WITH BRENDAN FRASER AS

ANAL JUICE

ROB SCHNEIDER AS JOHN MALKOVICH IN BEING ROB SCHNEIDER

TWO SOYBOYS AGAINST THE WORLD

IN A WORLD

ALSO STARRING JIM CARREY AS

WITHOUT TELEVISON

THE GUY FROM

BLACK PANTHER

WILL JOIN FORCES

WOOBIES DA SOIZE OF TANGOWENES

ALONGSIDE A HORDE OF

SHIT WILL BE FUCKED

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*it ain’t me starts playing

*music stops*
AND NOW

*BWAAAAAAAAM*

CRITICS RATE IT

*ear-shattering fart noise*

DID YOU SEE ''THAT''?

I'm assembling a crew..

ADAM SANDLER IS

>Sir, you're going to have to take a look at this

>nigger music plays
WAARRR READY
WAARRR READY
OOOBA DOOOOBA BIX NOOD OOBA DOOBA BIX NOOD
WAARRR READY
WAARRR READY
HOOTY HOOTY HOOO

>Full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

What is this body type trying to convey?

- What do you mean he's a cop?!

IT STARTS WITH ONE

- music stops -
AND YOUR OTHER GUN

This... changes...... EVERYTHING....

HE WILL BITCHSLAP

MY BIG BROTHER BEST FRIEND FOREVER

LA MONSTRA...

The JUSTice League will rise

EL ABOMINABLE...

ARTISTIC DISPLAY OF THE FORESKIN OF A PENIS BEING PULLED BACK IN BLACK AND WHITE

"I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM"

>schubert's ave maria plays
>a hand drops a glass of wine in slow motion
>we see it tumbling while the contents of the glass shift
>slowly taps the ground spilling its contents
>a man looks up at the camera
>we see a woman fall in slow mo
>fade to black

K И H O
И
H
O

"I grew up with thirty-eight brothers"

THIS SUMMER

>kids playing football in the back yard
>suddenly the light is gone
>a storm is growing
>thunder
>a woman in her mid 30s, with red hair and cat eyes glasses is coming out of the house
>DAVID IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SOY MILK

...get back to where you belong, you can't fool me.

"Bane?"
*fade to black*