What would happen if baby Supes landed in Konoha instead of Smallville 1 year after Naruto is born?

What would happen if baby Supes landed in Konoha instead of Smallville 1 year after Naruto is born?

How would it go?

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Superman will be instantly hokage.

Because in naruto world, the strongest guy is the king.

They would have killed like they did with the Uchiha because they will think that he would be dangerous and unstable.

He would have his superpowers, but not chakra.

Is Superman so boring that people want him to be in some animu?

Isn't ninjutsu magic? Superman would be the weakest person in that universe.

I watched anime when I was a kid and they literally have more interesting characters than American comics.

Mmmmm yeah, filler background stories to attempt to make murderers/rapists sympathetic. So deep

Kinda. Chakra does originate from humanoid aliens that speak technobabble but dress like Japanese heavenly beings

Ninjitsu is caused by moving your hands in a particular way. Superman can do this at the speed of light. Even if he never used a single one of his other powers, he'd be absolutely terrifying as a Ninja.

>He has some incredible kekkei genkai like we've never seen before!
>He will be instrumental in our war against the village hidden in the kryptonite.

I never liked Smallville

I'm more interested in Lex Luthor the Kryptokage than in anything else now.

The known source is the demon tree but that's just a planetary parasite. It's life essence essentially and connects this world with the after life via your soul. It's magic, yeah. And Superman is as fast as Rock Lee and can fly like that old guy. His breath attack isn't as good as Tamara's wind attack. Only thing he has going for him is the eye beams.

it's pretty stupid. especially the part where all the weakling soldiers are like "PROTECT THE HOKAGE!!" and die trying to protect a demi-god from other mortals who would just be a nuisance.

>The known source is the demon tree but that's just a planetary parasite.

Man, Naruto got wild after I stopped paying attention. Also, Rock Lee is pretty fast, but I don't think he's "interplanetary travel" fast, unless it's another one of those crazy things I missed after dropping the manga.

Rock lee destroys the moon.

*Village Hidden in Small

That's Toneri, a movie villain who slices the moon in half while fighting Naruto over Hinata

Rock Lee splits a meteor from the moon with help but only Sasuke disintegrates the halves

I meant post golden age Superman

Not the moon, but a large asteroid. With his disciples. Well, he cuts it in half. Sasuke destroyed it.

That joke is too stupid for me to be laughing as hard as I am at it.

This exactly what comics are doing.

Kishi said the strongest anyone ever got in Naruto was Nappa level and even a lower powered Supes could body Nappa in his sleep. He'd solve all the world's problems by the time he was 12.

>It's a "Super-san gets training for ANOTHER superpower" episode
The solar flare wasn't ENOUGH?

>In Naruto's Sonic Ninja Adventure
>the strongest guy is the king.
false facts.

Doesn't one guy summon life-on-Earth ending meteors or some shit?

Meteors aren't much to really any version of Supes. He protects the Earth against at least 4 a month.

Wait, which version of Superman are we talking about exactly?

I meant to say that "the strongest anyone ever got in Naruto was Nappa level" doesn't make sense.

It really doesn't matter. Only old school golden age Supes (can't fly, artillery shells break skin) would even break a sweat against anything in the Narutoverse but he'd still be high enough on the food chain to take on anything they threw at him.

Nappa wouldn't have much problem with meteors considering a couple of dudes several times weaker than him blew up the fucking moon.

You were given an opportunity here, bra.

Also STAS Superman would have been wrecked by the size of Madara's pair of asteroids.

I am fucking dying.

How would Superman do against the more exotic ninja shit through? Wasn't there that one girl who could possess your body at a distance, and can't the sharigan trap you in an illusion for weeks?

Kishi doesn't give his own hax characters enough credit. I think Naruto at his peak with the 9-tails cloak and Sage could kill all of Freeza's Namek arc minions and maybe hold his own against Final Form Freeza. Not sure if he could beat him though.

Hokage? Do you have any idea how much power I'd have to give up to be Hokage?

Funny enough supes would actually be as vulnerable to nijutsu as everybody else taking away lots of his advantages.

Then there's genjutsu and really crazy shot like soul stealingor body stealing ghosts that steal your life force stealing Justus that tosses you into another dimension forever and summoning an aspect of death .

Shot would be a crazy world even for supers.

Kinda doubt it unless they were made with kryptonite.

Itachi would fucking wreck his shit which gives me a weird fighting boner. He'd try to fly in before he can cast his genjutsu but then as he reaches him Supes disappears into the mangekyo world.

Full power reaper death seal would have to take down Supes. The real question is, can you seal superman inside someone else?

I kind of love the concept of him being the strongest person but getting absolutely wrecked by every ninjutsu and genjutsu specialist.

Are that guy who made that one pasta?

With proper backup and support he'd be unstoppable, but if you can get him alone even a mid-tier rank and file ninja could take him down. I think there's a lot of story potential in that

Only thing is, if Supes could figure out that it's visual illusions then if he survives that encounter he could probably do what Gai did and fight with his eyes closed and using other heightened senses.

It's literally just the Tree of Might from the Turles DBZ movie. And the fruits are even called the Devil Fruits, like the ones in One Piece.

...

Man I remember the Toonami promo hyped me up so much to see Tree of Might.

The actually movie itself wasn't anything special though.

I'm pretty sure Madara doesn't have Kryptonite testicles.

If he did I would have looked a lot more like Lex Luthor.

But is there any character that could be El-Kal? And I'm not talking about golden age Superman who can jump over buildings and outrun a speeding locomotive, and I'm not talking about nu-age superman who can make a sonic boom with his hands and melt diamonds with his eternal maygenkuo kryptonian eyes. Hell, I'm not even talking about silver age superman who can eat galaxies and travel back in time by going fast. I'm talking about ultimate level thought robot superman one trillion who spent 5 eternities inside the megasun at the centre of the universe and can defeat the concept of evil itself.

>implying superman wasn't born an uchiha

Maybe if you just transplant him from the main DC timeline to the Naruto world, but if he grew up their then he would learn how to counter those techniques at least somewhat.

Underrated post

This. It wouldn't be fair to assume shit like or when OP said that he grew up in Natuto's world.

Could he even learn ninjutsu? Do you need to be human to have a chakra system or is it like an all lifeforms kind of thing?

Not everyone can learn it. It's a genetic trait passed by human descendants of aliens.

Superman v Kaguya would be fun

People have also been underselling how valuable his eyes would be. He can see wavelengths and frequencies normal humans can't, which would probably allow him to see through genjutsu.

Fuck, he casually told a guy that he had cancer.

He can even see souls. Which means he would pretty much be God in bleachverse as well

I'm very surprised by this thread. I would expect this underestimation and ignorance about Superman from fucking Sup Forums, not Sup Forums.

>eternal maygenkuo kryptonian eyes

Can you imagine how strong having telescopic vision with a sharingan would be?

why not go for Rinnegans THE SIX PATHS OF KAL EL

If Supes could learn ninjutsu his eyes would make him the single most OP character in the series just by themselves. Ninja go through great pains to avoid their enemies getting a hold of their bodies and learning their super special bloodlines powers and Clark can just casually take a look at you and see every single sequence in your DNA from miles away.

Would Kal El call Obito the Coolest guy like Naruto did ?

>Superman in (Blank) universe
These are the best threads.

>Me am worstest Bizarro in Village Ontop of Bizarroworld
>That am makes me the Bizarrokage
>Do not believe it!

>Genjtsu affects the chakra currents in the opponent's brain
>Supes doesn't have chakra
Itachi would get his shit pushed in by Supes.

He believes in second chances

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The Soul King in Bleach is basically a prisoner that they use to ensure the universe doesn't collapse

>Kishi said the strongest anyone ever got in Naruto was Nappa level
The man said no such thing. How people believe and spread such obvious bullshit I'll never know.

especially now that there Ayy Lmaos

At least anime characters usually have goals and shit.

What does superman actually, you know, WANT? He is exclusively a reactive force, participating in the plot of the week to stop whatever bad thing is happening in from of him and then defaulting back to standby mode.

He doesnt actually have any goal of his own beyond the most basic prime directives of 'save lives' and 'stop evil'.

he wants a happy peaceful life with Lois and Jon

He would be hated because he isnt part of what they define as the norm. This ninjas are super japanese, Superman would be their first gaijin and they would definetely dislike him a bit for being different and for daring to question cultural uses.

Knowing Supes he would start questioning the whole Child Soldier deal faster and far more vocal than Jiraiya ever did. And highly likely that by the time he reaches adulthood the whole wolrd would find him scary with him being massively FTL and powerful enough to handle anything in that universe as if it was a walk in the park. Konoha itself might try to kill him in his early teens but fail due to many biological reasons (specially Supes not having any chakra system in his body therefore being inmune to genjutsu).

Useless. Clark has no chakra system therefore genjutsu is useless on him.

He wants peace and a good life with his family. That's it.

Read for the Man who has Everything, filthy casual.

To me, the main difference between comics and manga is that, manga seems to be more like an ongoing story with plot progression and an eventual endgoal. But with comics, it's like a big sandbox world with characters that have specific personalities and backgrounds and a thing that they normally do, so the stories come from different things that can happen on a daily basis without any actual change in the longrun. Like, there's a status quo. Sometimes the status quo can change, but there's still a status quo of some sort. That's not how manga works.

Am I wrong?

Actually that makes it worse for Clark not better.

Genjutsu works by injecting your chakra into the person and dominating their senses. If the target doesn't have chakra in their system then they have no means to resist the chakra that has invaded their system.

this is why civilians that aren't ninja are still vulnerable to genjutsu.

>Genjutsu works by injecting your chakra into the person and dominating their senses.
Through Chakra systems. Fucking hell m8, even the fucking wikia say it. No Chakra System means inmunity to genjutsu.

All people in the Naruto universe have Chakra, it's just that Ninja's and other similar people and creatures are the only ones to harness it for practical use.
It's like Ki in Dragon Ball. Everyone has the potential to use it, but only a few people learn how to control and use it.

Superman wants Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Haven't you read any comics?

Basically, yeah.

At least, that's the difference between manga (and most stories) and Big 2 cape comics. Also why Big 2 stuff mostly sucks.and all their best stories are self-contained Elseworlds type stuff.

Rebirth is good.

I think he would develop chakra from living on the planet, but in regular amounts.
not that he would ever need it, with his freaking powers.

It's good by the standards of main universe cape stuff.

So it's mediocre.

Most manga is innate low quality trash. naruto, dbZ+, one piece, etc. all suffer repetitive plotlines retarded powerups and unlikable and illogical MC's. People get caught up in the spectacle of it they don't pay attention to the substance. don't even get me started on isekaibecause I could go on and on about that dumpsterfire of a genre. Yes being self-contained helps but so does the content.

>This ninjas are super japanese, Superman would be their first gaijin

Naruto has blonde hair and blue eyes dude.

Narutoverse is some kind of weird universe where everything is culturally Japanese but ethnically diverse.

>Most manga is innate low quality trash. naruto, dbZ+, one piece, etc. all suffer repetitive plotlines retarded powerups and unlikable and illogical MC's.

Agreed.

At least they're not tripped up constantly by their own continuities, though. At least their characters can go through meaningful arcs and things can actually change.

A lot of manga - just like most of all media - is sub-par. But at least these things deliver the most basic necessities for a coherent, meaningful story.

This is why so many people like USM. Because it compressed Spider-Man's history into a real story where the characters had actual arcs.

Why aren't creator owned comics supported as much as the corporate owned ones? Comics are dying because readers keep feeding on regurgitated capeshit.

>Why aren't creator owned comics supported as much as the corporate owned ones?
Because the western audience only cares about movies, video games, and music. Books are several power gaps below those three, and comics are a speck in the distance.

I swear these fucking threads are kryptonite for my sides

>Narutoverse is some kind of weird universe where everything is culturally Japanese but ethnically diverse.

And the cultural aspect is the only that matters. Japanese Culture is all about uses and customs being respected, that shit would not flow with Clark. Not one single one of them.

Well, yeah. But is still good.

some Wiki's are shit.

Anyway once chakra invades a target they instantly develop a chakra network. this is how The sage was able to spread ninjutsu to people that were not his sons as well as animals.

Chakra is the mixture physical and mental energy mixed with spiritual energy. As long as you have a physical body and a soul the target is vulnerable and considering krypton had its on version of things like chi and chakra like what the naruto manga based chakra on means clark is not immune.

The amount of people that actually read comics is fairly low so of course the ones that do are only going to read the mainstream most advertised ones. Doesn't help shit costs at least $4 for most books these days (DC is still sticking with their $3 prices on most books and I respect them for that) and people just aren't going to shell out for 20-22 pages of a book. People would rather trade wait and I can't blame them.

You're making it seem like he'd be going there as an adult when the premise is if he landed there. If he grew up in their culture of course he'd respect it.

Again. You fucking need a Chakra System to carry the invading chakra to your brain. Without it, you are immune to chakra based Illusions.

Torquasm Vo and Torquasm Rao are used to fight off telepathic and psychic abilities, things that do not need chakra or another system of the body to craft their mental prowess.

Read the fucking manga, dumbass.

Don't subject anyone to that trash.

Unlikely. Even when he believes he is part of a culture since birth (via Black Mercy or by trapped in fabricated realities for him), he shows signs of his nature being one that defies the values of his current home and culture, for him doing what is right as perceived by him is more personally imposing than cultural values (which is a personal choice that he doesn't try to impose his views, still piss of everyone around him for voicing them even Wondy).

Someone saying stuff like: "We really shouldn't use child soldiers and this Genin Tests are killing more than actively helping the village", would piss of a lot of traditionlists in the Naruto World. Considering how much this would resonate with influential anti war people like Nagato, Jiraiya or Itachi (this one maybe not so much), it is very highly that shutting his mouth in the name of pseudo Japanese values would be a priority (hell, criticize a japanese cultural aspect and you get a lot of "Nihongo Banzai!" fellows screaming at you at modern times).